Leelee needs a new favorite team.

[Leelee2]

So, I'm done with the Bills. I refuse to torture myself anymore.

Please vote and state your case if you have time to waste, for whichever team you will draft as my new favorite.

Here's some of my criteria:

1) Handsome QB/RB/WR.
2) Elitist, smarmy coach.
3) Lack of annoying fans. (This disqualifies the NFC North)
4) Run based offense. Play like men.
5) A player like Randall Cunningham.

Thank you.

[wraith36444]

Be a Jets fan.

[MaybeOaklandWontSuck1Day]

Raiders, even though they qualify for none of the criteria, except maybe 4.

[big blue monster]

So, I'm done with the Bills. I refuse to torture myself anymore.

Please vote and state your case if you have time to waste, for whichever team you will draft as my new favorite.

Here's some of my criteria:

1) Handsome QB/RB/WR.
2) Elitist, smarmy coach.
3) Lack of annoying fans. (This disqualifies the NFC North)
4) Run based offense. Play like men.
5) A player like Randall Cunningham.

Thank you.

I would have you lean towards the NY Giants.....but the way you rant.......Go Bills ! ( in other words , shut up you whore ) !!!!!!

[ChicagoBearsFan23]

I don't understand why you would put the last option there on the poll.

I like the tennis one though,.

Why do you change your profile picture so much?

And Pick the Chicago Bears!

Robbie Gould and Johnny Knox are so DAMN SEXY.

[broncofan7]

In the word of Josh McDaniels, you should be a fan of the Mother****ing Broncos

[EL Guapo]

Stick with the Bills, but I voted Titans.

[Colts Homer]

Colts. For number one there is Austin Collie choppin' wood



Number 2, you have that smarminess and *******ness in the president at least.

Number 3, Besides me Colts fans are not annoying at all.

Number 4 and number 5 fall under the "shut up, whore" category.

[BroncosCon]

So, I'm done with the Bills. I refuse to torture myself anymore.

Please vote and state your case if you have time to waste, for whichever team you will draft as my new favorite.

Here's some of my criteria:

1) Handsome QB/RB/WR.
2) Elitist, smarmy coach.
3) Lack of annoying fans. (This disqualifies the NFC North)
4) Run based offense. Play like men.
5) A player like Randall Cunningham.

Thank you.

does neckbeard count for number 1?

[Cicero]

You already love Belichick and being a Pats fan will allow you to continue mocking the Bills organization but you'll get to enjoy it.

[Hunter]

1) College Football
2) ATP/MLB
3) NFL

Forget rooting for teams, just root for your favorite players.

[Colts Homer]

It was over once I posted the Austin Collie picture. Welcome to the family, Leelee!

[Leelee2]

Austin Collie, a BYU man. Fine job, Colts Homer.

[BroncosCon]

Austin Collie, a BYU man. Fine job, Colts Homer.

LOL

[Colts Homer]

Choppin' wood even though he is slaughtering the BYU honor code right there. Austin Kirk Collie is so awesome.

[JLash]

Honestly Leelee, with your well known crush on Pat White, how can you not be a Dolphins fan? He alone fits every single criteria you listed.

[Colts Homer]

Austin Collie wins because of his Fisher-Price axe. Champion!

[klunker18]

Where are the Ravens???

1) Flacco.
3) Check.
4) Check.
5) Troy Smith.

[bleedGreen]

Where are the Ravens???

1) Flacco.
3) Check.
4) Check.
5) Troy Smith.

Flacco is ugly as ****.

[klunker18]

1) College Football
2) ATP/MLB
3) NFL

Forget rooting for teams, just root for your favorite players.

1) MLB
2) NFL
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3) College Football

College Football simply isn't as good and has no chance at being as good without a playoff system. In other words, it will never be as good.

[klunker18]

Flacco is ugly as ****.

McNabb looks like a horse.

[Colts Homer]

Until I see another NFL player with a Fisher-Price axe, Austin Collie wins.

[bleedGreen]

McNabb looks like a horse.



vs

[wraith36444]

No axe, but we have a skeleton:

[JLash]

Until I see another NFL player with a Fisher-Price axe, Austin Collie wins.

Let it go.

[Colts Homer]

Never.

[wraith36444]

So, I'm done with the Bills. I refuse to torture myself anymore.

Please vote and state your case if you have time to waste, for whichever team you will draft as my new favorite.

Here's some of my criteria:

1) Handsome QB/RB/WR.
2) Elitist, smarmy coach.
3) Lack of annoying fans. (This disqualifies the NFC North)
4) Run based offense. Play like men.
5) A player like Randall Cunningham.

Thank you.

OK, here it is for the Jets:

1. Sanchez (para te)
2. Ryan would qualify as smarmy
3. Jets fans are less whiny than Bills fans so it will not seem annoying by comparison.
4. Best rushing offense in the league
5. Brad Smith

[Colts Homer]

I've come to know some Jets fans over the past few days, and they are as annoying as sh*t.

[big blue monster]

I've come to know some Jets fans over the past few days, and they are as annoying as sh*t.

Yeah , you should know.

[Vbsiena]

Make me a sammich.

Wait that's not an option?

[BroncosCon]

Make me a sammich.

Wait that's not an option?

lol

[Leelee2]

Make me a sammich.

Wait that's not an option?
Bread is bad for you.

Looks like "Shut up, whore." is the winner.

So, yeah.

[giantsfan6017]

You should just do the Broncos

[Leelee2]

*BREAKING NEWS*

LEELEE'S NEW FAVORITE TEAM UPDATE

Teams I'm considering:

Indianapolis Colts. I didn't consider putting them in the bowl because I hate being a bandwagoner. But, Austin Collie, a glorious BYU man. Bill Polian, a man mostly responsible for the sorry ass Bills being successful. But, they rely so much on Peyton Manning, who is not funny. Also, I hate their defensive style.

New England Patriots. Obviously, bandwagoning. But, Mr. Belichick and Thomas Brady speak for themselves. I would gladly have their children. The negative is that Belichick's offense is everything I hate. They don't run.

Denver Broncos: I'm starting to really like Mr. McDaniels. He does things his way, and has won. Neckbeard is a big killer, though. They also gave up on Ryan Torain because he can't stay healthy ever. Sigh.

Miami Dolphins: Patrick White. WILDCAT. Playing football the right way. Plus, this would be the ultimate spit in the face towards my former Bills brethren. But, I don't know. Tealfags. And Miami is such a stinky, sweaty dump.

Cleveland Browns: Brayden Tyler Quinn. But, they're a dysfunctional disaster like Buffalo. Lake Erie poisons its surrounding areas. Please trade Brady away.

San Francisco 49ers: Apparently their offense consists of 90% dive plays with GORE GORE GORE. That is a big positive. Also, Alex Smith is a handsome Utah man with small hands. But, I don't watch them much. I obviously have an AFC bias.

Shut up, whore: Or I could stop watching football and leave the site. I'm useless in the football sections without my tl;dr Bills rants that nobody cares about. And, PATRICK WHITE IS HAWT! And hating **** *******. Faux retirements make for good DRAWMUH~! Hrmph.

[giantsfan6017]

Colts. I don't want you to leave

[wraith36444]

You would fit in well with the Jets fans, which is like a step up from the Bills.

[Colts Homer]

Peyton Manning isn't funny? I'll try and change you with his most underrated and my favorite commercial ever.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1_czp59tZs

I'm not a big Cover-2 fan either, but it works. That's my favorite kind of defense.

Most of the Colts are really lovable guys. Collie is my new favorite Colt, but only a cold-hearted bastard wouldn't love Pierre Garcon or Donald Brown.

[EL Guapo]

Go with Mangini, I always root for Mangini

[Vbsiena]

The NYJ would be a good fit for you, but I know you want Sanchez to fail (racist?)

That's the extent of my pitch.

O yea 1 more thing, if you ever went to the new (nameless) stadium, you would get plenty of attention from guys. Mostly ones wanting to see your bosom. http://www.nytimes.com/2007/11/20/sports/football/20fans.html

[wraith36444]

Siena and I agree. You are a Jets fan. Enjoy.

[miamidolphin4life]

Chargers. You'll make the playoffs every year

[wraith36444]

Leelee's new crush:

[miamidolphin4life]

^^^^^^^

FAIL. Just no other way to put it

[Leelee2]

The NYJ would be a good fit for you, but I know you want Sanchez to fail (racist?)

That's the extent of my pitch.

O yea 1 more thing, if you ever went to the new (nameless) stadium, you would get plenty of attention from guys. Mostly ones wanting to see your bosom. http://www.nytimes.com/2007/11/20/sports/football/20fans.html
I don't want Sanchez to fail, it's just that he sucks and is so lucky and is a fake and I don't find him nearly as attractive as he thinks he is.

I got plenty of attention going to Bills games, especially when I wore my Bucs jacket (not a fan, I just liked their color scheme after the creamsicles, then they won the SB and that stopped being fun).

Hrmph, I can't decide. This is tough. Maybe I need until after the draft for some rebound time. Stupid Bills. Why can't they at least try to win.

[miamidolphin4life]

I don't want Sanchez to fail, it's just that he sucks and is so lucky and is a fake and I don't find him nearly as attractive as he thinks he is.

I got plenty of attention going to Bills games, especially when I wore my Bucs jacket (not a fan, I just liked their color scheme after the creamsicles, then they won the SB and that stopped being fun).

Hrmph, I can't decide. This is tough. Maybe I need until after the draft for some rebound time. Stupid Bills. Why can't they at least try to win.

You understand that you may be missing the double QB system for the Bills with Tebow and Vick or even a pistol offense with Colt McCoy. This should be a joy:)

[wraith36444]

MD4L, why don;t you want her to be a Jets fan?

[miamidolphin4life]

MD4L, why don;t you want her to be a Jets fan?

I really don't care either way. I've just been endorsing other teams. And besides another Jets fan who we have to deal with.....

[wraith36444]

I see it as another fan to make fun of.

[miamidolphin4life]

Yeah, but more arguing especially if the Jets win the SB, as they'll be even with us.

[InjuredReserve]

I said Broncos, but am having difficulty envisioning you as one of their fans.

[miamidolphin4life]

I said Broncos, but am having difficulty envisioning you as one of their fans.

Why a Broncos fan?

[wraith36444]

The power of the neckbeard is strong with her.

[InjuredReserve]

Why a Broncos fan?

Wraith hit it on the head. The ladies dig the neckbeard.

[miamidolphin4life]

Ugh, But having to deal with Mishandles is almost like a Bills fan but only another win or so

[wraith36444]

Leelee probably finds Orton and Mishandles attractive...

[Leelee2]

McDaniels, kinda. Neckbeard, no. I once had a dream about Cutler or Orton, who's uglier.

And Mishandles needs to stop now.

[miamidolphin4life]

I was right about something. And why do I see any Orton picture he's the one NOT holding the girl?

[wraith36444]

He is waiting for Leelee (sorry, couldn't resist).

[miamidolphin4life]

Lol

[49ersfan]

1) Handsome QB/RB/WR. (Michael Crabtree? Frank Gore? Alex Smith? Nate Davis?)
2) Elitist, smarmy coach. (He is so elitist that the rules of etiquette dont apply to him. You say ****? He moons you)
3) Lack of annoying fans. (This disqualifies the NFC North) (49ers fans are awesome. Waffles is a bronco fan, so that should dq them)
4) Run based offense. Play like men. (Singletary is getting rid of the spread. Good. Spread is gay. Offenses from 1955 are cool.)
5) A player like Randall Cunningham. (Alex Smith is really smart. Randall Cunningham was really smart.)

[pantherfaninfl]

So, I'm done with the Bills. I refuse to torture myself anymore.

Please vote and state your case if you have time to waste, for whichever team you will draft as my new favorite.

Here's some of my criteria:

1) Handsome QB/RB/WR.
2) Elitist, smarmy coach.
3) Lack of annoying fans. (This disqualifies the NFC North)
4) Run based offense. Play like men.
5) A player like Randall Cunningham.

Thank you.


Carolina is perfect, Handsome anyone, not so much.
John Fox doesn't fit the criteria though.
The fans are teh quiets in the league, just go watch a game at their stadium, it is nicknamed the cemetary.
Play like men, just watch Jonathan Stewart, Deangelo Williams, and Steve Smith, most dangerous trio in the league in terms of RB,RB, WR.
Cunningham? You mean like his elusiveness, two guys, Peppers and Steve Smith. Peppers is so elusive, he disappears at times. While Steve Smith is always making CB, look retarted by catching the smoke route and punching them in the mouth.

[nigel]

just shut up. Stick with your god damn team and don't be a fair weather fan.

[jetsfan857@msn.com]

leelee find an NFC to root for as a second team.

but come one true fans stick with there team no matter how bad they really are.

[mpg1995]

shut up whore



Its all about the Eagles (I think they had a guy like Cunningham)

[Colts Homer]

You can relegate your team to being your second team like what I am planning on doing with the Pacers once Gordon Hayward goes pro (if the Pacers draft Hayward I will burn the Bird mansion to the ground).

[jetsfan857@msn.com]

I don't want Sanchez to fail, it's just that he sucks and is so lucky and is a fake and I don't find him nearly as attractive as he thinks he is.

I got plenty of attention going to Bills games, especially when I wore my Bucs jacket (not a fan, I just liked their color scheme after the creamsicles, then they won the SB and that stopped being fun).

Hrmph, I can't decide. This is tough. Maybe I need until after the draft for some rebound time. Stupid Bills. Why can't they at least try to win.
leelee i agree with siena and wraith just be a jets fan besdies you can always look at thomas jones or shonne greene, there is always sir srops alot.

and dave stop makeing dun of fireman ed or as you call him fruity fred. fire man ed is way better than dynamo dolpfan

[Leelee2]

I have decided on the Colts and whichever team Bill Belichick is employed by. That is all. Plus, this makes me care a bit about football for the next 2 weeks. Fin.

[wraith36444]

leelee i agree with siena and wraith just be a jets fan besdies you can always look at thomas jones or shonne greene, there is always sir srops alot.

and dave stop makeing dun of fireman ed or as you call him fruity fred. fire man ed is way better than dynamo dolpfan

Didn't you know Ben? Fireman Ed was once a Dolphins fan. Good thing we got that mess of DNA out of the Miami fan club.

[Colts Homer]

Cool.

Fireman Ed sucks. I'm glad that he is probably bummed out right now. He's such a tool.

[T99W]

So, I'm done with the Bills. I refuse to torture myself anymore.

Please vote and state your case if you have time to waste, for whichever team you will draft as my new favorite.

Here's some of my criteria:

1) Handsome QB/RB/WR.
2) Elitist, smarmy coach.
3) Lack of annoying fans. (This disqualifies the NFC North)
4) Run based offense. Play like men.
5) A player like Randall Cunningham.

Thank you.

You should be a Chiefs fan :D
1. Cassel looks like crap. But his backup Brodie Croyle looks pretty hot.
2. Haley is....interesting to watch.
3. KC has some of the friendliest fans, and great tailgating food.
4. Jamaal Charles. Enough said
5. Randall Cunningham? Ummm....try Titans? or Eagles (Young/Vick)....Cassel can run. kinda.

Chiefs are a team with a great history, great fan base, and they're making progress. They've got enough players to make their games worth watching (Charles, Dwayne Bowe, Cassel,Chris Chambers, Tamba Hali, Glenn Dorsey, Brandon Flowers, Brandon Carr....etc)
& Theres only one sea of red, if you ever get to go to Arrowhead, it's quiet an experience.

[tbod10]

I could think of plenty of good reasons why I don't want you to become a Giants fan. Thanks for not choosing them.

[wraith36444]

Thanks for not choosing the Dolphins. We police our fans well.

[Arcade]

1) Handsome QB/RB/WR. (Michael Crabtree? Frank Gore? Alex Smith? Nate Davis?)
2) Elitist, smarmy coach. (He is so elitist that the rules of etiquette dont apply to him. You say ****? He moons you)
3) Lack of annoying fans. (This disqualifies the NFC North) (49ers fans are awesome. Waffles is a bronco fan, so that should dq them)
4) Run based offense. Play like men. (Singletary is getting rid of the spread. Good. Spread is gay. Offenses from 1955 are cool.)
5) A player like Randall Cunningham. (Alex Smith is really smart. Randall Cunningham was really smart.)



This. Alex Smith is ****ing hot, and Crabtree has the ******* thing going on.


Singletary is takes **** from absolutely nobody. If he met the Queen of England, and she smiled at him the wrong way, he would whoop her ass all the way back to Buckingham.

49ers fans are Cali. Cali are easygoing. Simple as that.

Jimmy Raye is going back to what he wanted to do now that he has a whole offseason to teach Smith how to work in his base offence. We're running the ball 30 times a game.

I have no idea who Randall Cunningham is.






Going with the Colts two weeks before a Super Bowl appearance is so ****ty of you. Never really had a problem with you but that's just ****worthy. 49ers are actually going somewhere. As a Colts fan, you'll have nowhere to go but down.

[scar988]

So, I'm done with the Bills. I refuse to torture myself anymore.

Please vote and state your case if you have time to waste, for whichever team you will draft as my new favorite.

Here's some of my criteria:

1) Handsome QB/RB/WR.
2) Elitist, smarmy coach.
3) Lack of annoying fans. (This disqualifies the NFC North)
4) Run based offense. Play like men.
5) A player like Randall Cunningham.

Thank you.

1) Matt Ryan
2) Mike Smith doesn't really qualify here.
3) can't help here either
4) Fit this one
5) a run first QB? can't help here.

[bleedGreen]

I have no idea who Randall Cunningham is.

Arguably the most gifted offensive player of all time.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrjfzFBP9pE

[McNulty]

Why did everyone go to so much effort to convince someone to become a fan of their team....

Personally, I hate new fans of my team(s).

[Leelee2]

I know. Shut up, whore would suffice.

Also, I've decided. Although, I'll probably still follow the Bills because I'm stupid and like laughing at them.

[miamidolphin4life]

At least the AFC East now has a consistent person to make fun of for being a Bills fan:)

[wraith36444]

We already have dahlia and LMB for that as well as evans and elliot. Plenty of fodder there.

[miamidolphin4life]

I know but Leelee is almost always online (atleast when I'm on the boards) I rarely see the others

[RoflDogs]

Wtf? Did I just see 49ersfan?

[2 kewl 4 U]

Glad she didn't pick the Bears. We don't like fat chicks.

[yem123]

49ers... they are up and coming. Solid all around, just need a QB.

[BroncosCon]

Glad she didn't pick the Bears. We don't like fat chicks.

you shouldn't talk about your mother and girlfriend that way

[2 kewl 4 U]

you shouldn't talk about your mother and girlfriend that way

What was the point in saying that?

[Dusty]

Where is my damn sammich!

[Leelee2]

That's the first time I've been called fet.