Leelee2
01-29-2010, 07:38 PM
There's one reason why the Colts and Saints are playing in the Super Bowl.
James Earnest Mora.
The legendary soon-to-be Hall of Fame coach resurrected both teams from the dead. He made them winners. He didn't suck or stink. He made the PLEAYOFFS. He did more than diddly poo.
Mora's Shining Moments:
Indianapolis Colts: "Playoffs??!!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qwq7BYOnDrM
"I don’t care who you play — whether it’s a high school team, a junior college team, a college team — much less an NFL team. When you turn the ball over five times — four interceptions, one for a touchdown, three others in field position to set up touchdowns — you ain’t going to beat anybody I just talked about. Anybody. All right? And that was a disgraceful performance in my opinion. We threw that game. We gave it away by doing that. We gave them the friggin’ game. In my opinion, that sucked. Ah. You know? You can’t turn the ball over five times like that. Holy crap! I don’t know who the hell we think we are when we do something like that. Unbelievable. Five turnovers. *later* P, Pl (Matt McGuire-like stuttering) PLEAYOFFS?! You kiddin' me? Playoffs?! I just hope we can win a game."
New Orleans Saints: "Diddly Poo".
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tie0tz7jGDI
"Well, what happened was, that second game, we got our ass kicked. In the second half, we just got our ass totally kicked. We couldn’t do diddly poo offensively, we couldn’t make a first down, we couldn’t run the ball, we didn’t try to run the ball, we couldn’t complete a pass – we sucked. The second half, we sucked. We couldn’t stop the run. Every time they got the ball, they went down and got points. We got our ass totally kicked in the second half – that’s what it boiled down to. It was a horsesh*t performance in the second half. Horsesh*t. I’m totally embarrassed and totally ashamed. Coaching did a horrible job. The players did a horrible job. We got our ass kicked in that second half. It sucked. It stunk."
James Earnest Mora.
The legendary soon-to-be Hall of Fame coach resurrected both teams from the dead. He made them winners. He didn't suck or stink. He made the PLEAYOFFS. He did more than diddly poo.
Mora's Shining Moments:
Indianapolis Colts: "Playoffs??!!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qwq7BYOnDrM
"I don’t care who you play — whether it’s a high school team, a junior college team, a college team — much less an NFL team. When you turn the ball over five times — four interceptions, one for a touchdown, three others in field position to set up touchdowns — you ain’t going to beat anybody I just talked about. Anybody. All right? And that was a disgraceful performance in my opinion. We threw that game. We gave it away by doing that. We gave them the friggin’ game. In my opinion, that sucked. Ah. You know? You can’t turn the ball over five times like that. Holy crap! I don’t know who the hell we think we are when we do something like that. Unbelievable. Five turnovers. *later* P, Pl (Matt McGuire-like stuttering) PLEAYOFFS?! You kiddin' me? Playoffs?! I just hope we can win a game."
New Orleans Saints: "Diddly Poo".
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tie0tz7jGDI
"Well, what happened was, that second game, we got our ass kicked. In the second half, we just got our ass totally kicked. We couldn’t do diddly poo offensively, we couldn’t make a first down, we couldn’t run the ball, we didn’t try to run the ball, we couldn’t complete a pass – we sucked. The second half, we sucked. We couldn’t stop the run. Every time they got the ball, they went down and got points. We got our ass totally kicked in the second half – that’s what it boiled down to. It was a horsesh*t performance in the second half. Horsesh*t. I’m totally embarrassed and totally ashamed. Coaching did a horrible job. The players did a horrible job. We got our ass kicked in that second half. It sucked. It stunk."