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  • Originally posted by sparkjoker View Post
    In your opinion
    An orangutan could rip you limb from limb, but prefers hugs and bananas.

    That objectively makes it the best animal on the planet.

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    • Originally posted by Morgus View Post
      An orangutan could rip you limb from limb, but prefers hugs and bananas.

      That objectively makes it the best animal on the planet.
      I like hugs and bananas

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      • Originally posted by sparkjoker View Post
        I like hugs and bananas
        But you can't tear a man's arms off.

        It's a critical part of the equation.

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        • Originally posted by Morgus View Post
          But you can't tear a man's arms off.

          It's a critical part of the equation.
          I could if my arms were as strong as an orangutan's

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          • Originally posted by sparkjoker View Post
            I could if my arms were as strong as an orangutan's
            Exactly. You're an inferior species.

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            • Originally posted by Morgus View Post
              Exactly. You're an inferior species.
              But my species has created access to things that are stronger than orangutans, such as a nuclear bomb.

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              • Originally posted by Morgus View Post
                How do you feel about orangutans?
                Inferior to mantis shrimp.

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                • Originally posted by sparkjoker View Post
                  But my species has created access to things that are stronger than orangutans, such as a nuclear bomb.
                  That's terrible.

                  Originally posted by Robley View Post
                  Inferior to mantis shrimp.
                  Any way you slice it, it's still a shrimp, and I would still eat it.

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                  • Originally posted by Morgus View Post
                    That's terrible.



                    Any way you slice it, it's still a shrimp, and I would still eat it.
                    Pound for pound baby.

                    And like you know, a mantis shrimp will straight up punch yo finger off if you come near him.

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                    • Title.

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                      • You report that too?

                        Hint: I know you didn't because if you did I would be informed!
                        Originally posted by Daniel
                        Me and my gun buddies aren't paranoid, but let me tell you about how Hillary's gun squads will come into your home to take away your God-given freedoms and guns, while forcing you to gay marry illegal immigrants and turn your home to Muslim abortion clinics.

                        That's how you sound.
                        lmao

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                        • Are we still on Mantis shrimp?
                          JUST WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM!?

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                          • Stop touching my weewee Robley
                            Rely on your own strength of body and soul. Take for your star self-reliance, faith, honesty and industry. Don't take too much advice; keep at the helm and steer your own ship, and remember that the great art of commanding is to take a fair share of the work. Fire above the mark you intend to hit. Energy, invincible determination with the right motive, are the levers that move the world.

                            - Noah Porter

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                            • They caught us Robley.

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                              • Best part about this title is Morgus is 2nd to Robley, lol
                                Originally posted by Daniel
                                Me and my gun buddies aren't paranoid, but let me tell you about how Hillary's gun squads will come into your home to take away your God-given freedoms and guns, while forcing you to gay marry illegal immigrants and turn your home to Muslim abortion clinics.

                                That's how you sound.
                                lmao

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