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  • At least I can take solace that town is ****ing themselves by not reviving me. I have a rare role that could actually help you

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    • Originally posted by Blue View Post
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      Calypso, meng. Calypso
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      Originally posted by Red-headed step-child
      I suspect Gong is like an alien or barbarian who I look down on at first. Then I begin to suspect that he is actually a well-meaning guy who has much to teach us about life, until he puts his head through a glass ant farm.

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      • Originally posted by GongKong View Post


        Calypso, meng. Calypso
        That's a sweet-ass tumbler.
        Originally posted by jepg
        I apologise to the entire Walter Football community for my bigoted views.

        I should be put on an island and nuked.
        Originally posted by jepg
        Blue is right

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        • Originally posted by Blue View Post
          That's a sweet-ass tumbler.
          Its sold out, I have the decanter though. Want the tumblrs.

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          Originally posted by Red-headed step-child
          I suspect Gong is like an alien or barbarian who I look down on at first. Then I begin to suspect that he is actually a well-meaning guy who has much to teach us about life, until he puts his head through a glass ant farm.

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          • I want. it all.

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            • **** I'm dead. Whoever was the inactive that I took over for really sucks.

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              • Originally posted by EllijayFalconsFan View Post
                **** I'm dead. Whoever was the inactive that I took over for really sucks.
                Yeah, he does. **** that guy.
                Originally posted by jepg
                I apologise to the entire Walter Football community for my bigoted views.

                I should be put on an island and nuked.
                Originally posted by jepg
                Blue is right

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                • Originally posted by EllijayFalconsFan View Post
                  **** I'm dead. Whoever was the inactive that I took over for really sucks.
                  Who'd you takeover for?

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                  • some nobody named Bg13sk8

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                    • Originally posted by Ragnarok View Post
                      I want. it all.
                      Thats what she said.
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                      Originally posted by Red-headed step-child
                      I suspect Gong is like an alien or barbarian who I look down on at first. Then I begin to suspect that he is actually a well-meaning guy who has much to teach us about life, until he puts his head through a glass ant farm.

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                      • Originally posted by GongKong View Post
                        I had a friend in College nicknamed The Crippler. He drunkenly hooked up with this Asian girl (STEM degree's bithces. lol) and broker her vagina. Like she had to go to the hospital while crying and bleeding. Then some years later he hooked up with another girl and damaged her too. Full broken vagina and hospital stay. She was not small vagina'd Asian girl, so he is called The Crippler henceforth.

                        5'8" skinny Greek guy with crippler sized dong. Breaking vaginas since the 90's.

                        Also, he hates that nickname, but how can you call him anything else? I mean really.
                        Things like this only happen in Cleveland.

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                        • Originally posted by miamidolphin4life View Post
                          Things like this only happen in Cleveland.
                          Well, it was awesome.

                          Dude is gangly short skinny Greek kid engineer nerd, very unexpected he is packing porn star dick. But he is packing porn star dick.

                          The Crippler forever more. He no longer has a birth name to me. He is The Crippler. Plus he hates to this day that name, which makes it like ten times funnier.
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                          Originally posted by Red-headed step-child
                          I suspect Gong is like an alien or barbarian who I look down on at first. Then I begin to suspect that he is actually a well-meaning guy who has much to teach us about life, until he puts his head through a glass ant farm.

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                          • Lol wow that stories hilarious gong. Of course you have to call him the crippler. He probably gets, "don't break her vagina" from his friends all the time and she's clueless
                            2013 BDL and 2014 CMD Champion


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                            • Chris Benoit?
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                              • A big dick won't tear a vagina. It's probably because she was dry, which is a bad thing

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