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  • Originally posted by JoeLegend View Post
    knowing swag??? yes
    This.

    And either Pheltz collapsed while working on the write up, or it is a long one

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    • Originally posted by JoeLegend View Post
      knowing swag??? yes
      What's that supposed to mean?! D:
      Originally posted by Daniel
      Me and my gun buddies aren't paranoid, but let me tell you about how Hillary's gun squads will come into your home to take away your God-given freedoms and guns, while forcing you to gay marry illegal immigrants and turn your home to Muslim abortion clinics.

      That's how you sound.
      lmao

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      • “So, uh what the serious fuck is going on right now?”

        *crickets*

        “Well who hasn’t been cleared? Who’s play has changed?”


        Lynch Kaiser


        “Meh, I dunno. I think he’s Town.”

        Lynch Kaiser

        “He’s the only possible answer.”

        “You guys are idiots. I stopped playing, but now I’m back in the game, I’ve turned over a new leaf.”

        Lynch SwAg

        “Dude, I was defending you! F that bro.”

        Lynch Kaiser


        Kaiser is hanging out with the few participants remaining near the Town Square Obelisk, trying to regain the street cred he knows he never lost.

        “Dude, I know you just put out that awesome FF Draft and analysis to wrap another enigma around the conundrum, but its too late.”

        “Whatever, I’m going to reveal the truth that I am, in fact, the unholy spawn of Franchize and ZNorseman.”


        “Oh God, we can’t let you live now for sure!”

        *fistpump.conspiracy.theory.org*

        The remaining Mafia All Stars surround Kaiser and sling insults towards their target, but he just deflects them and basks in his own glory. One after another, they take turns and try to damage the original VVF, but his hymen remains intact. Finally, after one too many derogatory remarks about Christian Ponder and Adrian Peterson, Kaiser begins to break down. He shows a soft underbelly that has not yet been exposed and the mob pounces. They rip apart his body with the voraciousness of a Stone Age cannabalistic tribe and and leave him to his parting words.

        “Heathens," he whispers and silently falls into darkness.



        Kaiser is dead. He was The Reflector, Town Aligned


        IT IS NOW NIGHT 11, SEND YOUR PMs TO BOTH PHELTZBAHR AND RACKCITYSTEELERS -- YOU HAVE 24 HOURS.
        pheltzbahr 2016 NFL Mock

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        • Originally posted by ctrmcougar View Post
          This.

          And either Pheltz collapsed while working on the write up, or it is a long one
          He was able to stop and correct my grammar
          Legendarily swinging and missing on draft predictions since '10.

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          • Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

            Joe let's get this night phase overwith quickly

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            • son of a *****.
              Legendarily swinging and missing on draft predictions since '10.

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              • 3 VS 3 scum would win right??
                Legendarily swinging and missing on draft predictions since '10.

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                • Great...

                  Swag, I think you are losing your vote...

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                  • We have three possibilities now:

                    1. Simonds has a flawed ability
                    2. Someone is immune to Simonds
                    3. Swag/Simonds are scum

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                    • Originally posted by ctrmcougar View Post
                      Great...

                      Swag, I think you are losing your vote...
                      I'd rather Joe jail me then have a free vote on myself.
                      Originally posted by Daniel
                      Me and my gun buddies aren't paranoid, but let me tell you about how Hillary's gun squads will come into your home to take away your God-given freedoms and guns, while forcing you to gay marry illegal immigrants and turn your home to Muslim abortion clinics.

                      That's how you sound.
                      lmao

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                      • Originally posted by SwAg Dynasty View Post
                        I'd rather Joe jail me than have a free vote on myself.
                        Fixed... Than not then.
                        Originally posted by Daniel
                        Me and my gun buddies aren't paranoid, but let me tell you about how Hillary's gun squads will come into your home to take away your God-given freedoms and guns, while forcing you to gay marry illegal immigrants and turn your home to Muslim abortion clinics.

                        That's how you sound.
                        lmao

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                        • Ok...not being able to talk sucks. Also, Joe please never change. Thirdly, that write up made me laugh my ass off...until Kaiser showed as town.

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                          • Originally posted by ctrmcougar View Post
                            We have three possibilities now:

                            1. Simonds has a flawed ability
                            2. Someone is immune to Simonds
                            3. Swag/Simonds are scum
                            This is under the assumption that Simonds is checking me tonight. Because I will come up town to him

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                            • Joe, if I get NK'd and you arrest SwAg, you deserve to lose

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                              • Originally posted by Ragnarok View Post
                                Ok...not being able to talk sucks. Also, Joe please never change. Thirdly, that write up made me laugh my ass off...until Kaiser showed as town.
                                What I do
                                Legendarily swinging and missing on draft predictions since '10.

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