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    The class stares blankly ahead of them, eyes drooping, as the history teacher at the front of the room drones on in his monotone voice about laissez-faire economies and cultural revolutions and guerilla warfare and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. One by one, the students in the class drift slowly off to sleep, heads hitting their desks with a soft thud…

    * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

    Rackcitysteelers lifts his head up quickly as a loud boom sounds in the distance. He is lying on a cot in a propped up medical tent. Tables with medical equipment sit next to the rows of cots lining the edges of the shelter. He stumbles onto his feet and shakily heads outside. As he lifts the tent flaps, he beholds an absolutely impossible scene unfolding before him. To the left, Genghis Khan is taking on three Nazi Soldiers. Next to them, he sees Iraqi insurgents firing wildly into crowds of armored medieval knights. As he scans the crowded battlefield, he sees massive amounts of soldiers from throughout history battling each other. From cavemen to Roman centurions, from Vikings to pirates, warriors from all eras are represented.
    Rack steps toward the battle field and immediately sees fAg Dynasty and Rednose locked in combat. He has never seen Rednose before but just feels like he should help him, so he rushes over to the pair. By the time Rack reaches them, Rednose is lying on the ground and fAg is looming over him with a sharp blade in his hand.

    Rednose is dead. He was Sun Tzu, The Ultimate Warrior, Town-Aligned.

    “What the hell is going on here?” asks Rack as fAg and he both enter combat stances.

    “This is it. This is the battre that decides history; that decides the fate of the worrd. They say that history is written by the victors and whoever wins this gets to redo history in whatever way they want. Some are choosing to fight for good, some for evir, and then others are fighting for themserves, rike me. The onry way for me to reach my goar is to kirr you!”

    fAg lunges at Rack but he gets sidestepped easily. Rack reaches out and ***** slaps him across the face. fAg staggers backwards, holding his cheek in embarrassment. No one had ever assaulted him like that before! fAg pulls out his knife again, ready to get serious and turns towards his attacker. When he turns around, Rack is nowhere to be found!

    “Where are you, you sirry rittre ****er?”

    Suddenly he feels a kick to the back of his knee and fAg crumbles onto the ground turning around just in time to block Rack’s fist from hitting his face. “Do you really think you have a chance at beating me? I am the ****ing greatest person to ever live!” Rack cries.

    “I think I’ve got a smarr chance…” fAg says. And with that he drives his knee into Rack’s groin. A total cheapshot from the little *****. Rack lies on the ground, writhing in pain, knowing that he will probably die soon. fAg drives the dagger into Rack's heart, twisting it as he plunges it deeper.

    Rack's vision is fading out and his breathing is ragged and shallow as he turns to fAg. He's still got one trick up his sleeve. "Hey fAg..." he wheezes. fAg turns around just as the bullet slams into his forehead, knocking him backwards. He dies instantly.

    fAg Dynasty is dead. He was Kim Jong-Il, The Surpreme Reader, Independent-Aligned

    Rack looks up at the sky and his blood drains out of his body. He gives a final sigh before drifting off into the sweet embrace of death.

    Rackcitysteelers is dead. He was William Churchill, The Total Badass, Town-Aligned


    Rules---These are important new people!!!

    -Unless it says otherwise in your Role PM, you may NOT talk about the game outside of the Game Thread.

    -Voting during the Day Phase will end once we get to a majority decision.

    -In order to vote for someone to get lynched during the day, you must bold their name, you must unlynch one person before you vote to lynch another.

    -The Night phase will last exactly 24 hours unless Rack receives every PM. That means if you have a Night Ability, you have 24 hours to send in your PMs to Rack unless otherwise noted. Should you not want to use your night ability, send a PM saying so.

    -If you miss more than two PM's I'm no longer going to wait for you past 18 hours.

    -No editing or deleting your posts in the game thread. Double, triple, quadruple, quintuple, etc. posting is fine. I reserve the right to mod kill and forcefully end a lynch.

    -Dead posting is fine so long as you don’t talk about the game. Have some respect for the people who are still alive.

    -NO POSTING SCREENSHOTS OR DIRECTLY QUOTING FROM ROLE PMs. No fake role PMs either (this will be strictly enforced). Failure to do so will result in being modkilled.

    -Do not post information regarding your PM from the Night phase prior to the writeup being posted

    -If your PM says not to say something, don’t. There will be no second chances and you will be modkilled.

    -Do not read the Who's Online list.

    -Have fun.


    Player List
    -2. Rackcitysteelers: William Churchill, The Total Badass, Town-Aligned
    -1. Rednose: Sun Tzu, The Ultimate Warrior, Town-Aligned
    0. fAg Dynasty: Kim Jong-Il, The Surpreme Reader, Independent-Aligned
    1. Tango: Vlad III, The Impaler, Evil-Aligned
    2. Ctrmcougar: Oliver Cromwell, The Malevolent Ruler, Independent-Aligned
    3. Daniel: Louis XVI, The Royal Idiot, Town-Aligned
    4. MD4L
    5. Ragnarok: Mother Teresa, The Helping Hand, Town-Aligned
    6. Vikingfan: Marcus Crassus, The Triumvirate Protector, Town-Aligned
    7. ChicagoJay: William Shakespeare, The Common Bard, Town-Aligned
    8. bcb1213
    9. Phoenix Rogue: Gnaeus Pompey, The Triumvirate Speaker, Independent-Aligned
    10. Body Burner: Mao Zedong, The Dictatorial Censor, Communist-Aligned
    11. Sancho: Amelia Earhart, The Ace Pilot, Town-Aligned
    12. mpg1995: Joan of Arc, The Holy Warrior, Town-Aligned
    13. GongKong
    14. Snake: Marie Antoinette, The Misunderstood Queen, Evil-Aligned
    15. Morgus
    16. Daniel Brown
    17. SirA: Julius Caesar, The Triumvirate Leader, Town-Aligned
    18. Dusty: Christopher Columbus, The Globe Navigator, Town-Aligned
    19. DT
    20. Ckane: Joseph Stalin, The Red Leader, Communist-Aligned
    21. Bolt Vanderhuge
    22. Blue
    23. JoeLegend: Thug Behram, The Thuggee Strangler, Independent-Aligned
    24. PSUShenanigans: Michael Jackson, The King of Pop, Town-Aligned
    25. Hyper
    26. Donny.K
    27. Taylor
    28. Fagmatic: Menelik II, The African Diplomat, Town-Aligned
    29. Lukic: Napoleon Bonaparte, The Short Fuse, Town-Aligned
    30. Green18: Cnut the Great, The Badass Viking, Town-Aligned
    31. MusicCitySkin: Galileo Galilei, The Star Gazer, Town-Aligned
    32. Prodigy: Eugene Francois Vidocq, The True Sherlock, Town-Aligned

    Day 1:No worries. He was black.
    Night 1: Ominous message with no kills! So much symbolism!
    Day 2: The Return of the King.
    Night 2: Kill and ominous message! Spoiling you kids.
    Day 3: Only good Indy is a dead Indy #winning
    Night 3:Much butthole rape.
    Day 4:Rookie of the Year!
    Night 4: Christianity and Feminism both get ****ed.
    Day 5: Ckane gets blown the **** up.
    Night 5: What a thrill!
    Day 6: Standin' up to China...On Day 6.
    Night 6: Second time's the charm.
    Day 7: Snake's striptease fails to save his life.
    Night 7: Two star-crossed lovers meet their unfortunate end.
    Day 8: Green's life is brought to a premature end.
    Night 8: A bloody night for the town.
    Day 9: Town done ****ed up again.
    Night 9: The town loses a tard.
    Day 10: Lynching the black guy doesn't work so well this time.

    IT IS NOW DAY 1! WITH 32 ALIVE AND 32 VOTING...
    IT'S 17 TO LYNCH!
    Last edited by rackcitysteelers; 11-06-2012, 07:30 AM.

  • #2
    So it Begins...
    2010 WF.com PPR Champion
    2011 WF.com PPR Runner-Up
    2014 WF.com PPR Runner-Up
    2013 VF Fantasy League Champion

    CMD II Champion [co-owner with simonds]
    CMD III NFC North Champion [co-owner with simonds]
    CMD V NFC North Champion

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    • #3
      Premier.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by vikingfan View Post
        So it Begins...
        Merde!

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        • #5
          Sup.
          Originally posted by jepg
          I apologise to the entire Walter Football community for my bigoted views.

          I should be put on an island and nuked.
          Originally posted by jepg
          Blue is right

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          • #6
            And this begins. Full concentration will begin once the action in Politicians dies down

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            • #7
              Lynch Blue

              Who am to stand in the way of Tradition?
              2010 WF.com PPR Champion
              2011 WF.com PPR Runner-Up
              2014 WF.com PPR Runner-Up
              2013 VF Fantasy League Champion

              CMD II Champion [co-owner with simonds]
              CMD III NFC North Champion [co-owner with simonds]
              CMD V NFC North Champion

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              • #8
                Originally posted by vikingfan View Post
                Lynch Blue

                Who am I to stand in the way of Tradition?
                sigh, not a good start.
                2010 WF.com PPR Champion
                2011 WF.com PPR Runner-Up
                2014 WF.com PPR Runner-Up
                2013 VF Fantasy League Champion

                CMD II Champion [co-owner with simonds]
                CMD III NFC North Champion [co-owner with simonds]
                CMD V NFC North Champion

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by ctrmcougar View Post
                  And this begins. Full concentration will begin once the action in Politicians dies down
                  Ou peut-être qu'il est déjà là.

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                  • #10
                    -Starting Day 2, I reserve the right to set a 72-hour limit on Day phases on a whim. Be active and talk to each other if you want the game to progress, or it will be progressed for you.

                    -Dead posting is fine so long as you don’t talk about the game. Have some respect for the people who are still alive.
                    I love that everybody includes these rules now. #TrendSetter
                    Originally posted by jepg
                    I apologise to the entire Walter Football community for my bigoted views.

                    I should be put on an island and nuked.
                    Originally posted by jepg
                    Blue is right

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                    • #11
                      I killed Rack. Didn't have a choice

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Body Burner View Post
                        I killed Rack. Didn't have a choice
                        lol
                        Originally posted by jepg
                        I apologise to the entire Walter Football community for my bigoted views.

                        I should be put on an island and nuked.
                        Originally posted by jepg
                        Blue is right

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Daniel View Post
                          Ou peut-être qu'il est déjà là.
                          I really don't like the french, so it seems you may be a worthy candidate today.
                          2010 WF.com PPR Champion
                          2011 WF.com PPR Runner-Up
                          2014 WF.com PPR Runner-Up
                          2013 VF Fantasy League Champion

                          CMD II Champion [co-owner with simonds]
                          CMD III NFC North Champion [co-owner with simonds]
                          CMD V NFC North Champion

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Blue View Post
                            lol
                            Why does no one ever believe me

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                            • #15
                              Rack, why did you send me a role PM? I can't play.

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