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    Rackcitysteelers sits in his lavish office reading report after report on this whole "bullying" situation.

    "Wait, he called him a what?...He wanted to shit where?...Real mother? As opposed to a fake one?"

    Rackcitysteelers rubs his temples and sighs. Something definitely needed to be done about Richie Incognito. He tucks all of the papers into a folder and sets them to the side as he checks his email. He clicks on a message from one LegendaryJoe@hotmail.com.

    "Oh my god! This guy is terribly rude. How dare he say I have stupid hair? How dare he question my policies! And such terrible grammar too. I'd say this message is grounds for banishment! Banishment!"

    He picks up his phone and presses a red button. No sooner has he pressed it then he is talking to his own personal banishment committee.

    "Hello? Yes, I'd like to ban this man from all NFL events and grounds for life. Yes, I'm sure. Immediately!"

    JoeLegend has been banned. He was JoeLegend, Dolphins-Aligned.

    Rackcitysteelers slams the phone shut. Almost immediately it rings again. He mumbles under his breath before answering.

    "Hello?...What?...What are you talking about?...I've never bullied anyone in my life...No, especially not Jonathan Martin!...That's insane! I'm the one in charge here, you can't have me banned! No! No! Nooooooo!"

    Rackcitysteelers has been banned. He was Roger Goodell, Pussy-Aligned.


    Rules (THESE ARE IMPORTANT):

    -There will be no nameclaiming. You may claim your ability and may reveal the results of your Night PMs. E.g., "I roleblocked Player X last Night" is fine; "I am Roger Goodell" is not.

    -No dead posting.

    -No editing posts.

    -Do not post information from your Night PM prior to the Night writeup.

    -No checking Who's Online.

    -Day phases will end when a majority decision has been reached. Night phases will last a maximum of 24 hours. If you don't get your PM in on time one night, I won't wait for you the next. I reserve the right to implement a time limit or end a phase for any reason whatsoever.

    -Do not discuss the game outside of the game thread.

    -Do not directly quote game PM's. You may paraphrase them as much as you want.

    Winners:
    1. corycurren - Mike Pouncey, Independent-Aligned
    2. Clovdyx - Ricky Williams, Dolphins-Aligned
    3. football2ky - Richie Incognito, Dolphins-Aligned

    Player List:
    1. football2ky - Richie Incognito, Dolphins-Aligned
    2. corycurren - Mike Pouncey, Independent-Aligned
    3. Friese - Mike Wallace, Dolphins-Aligned
    4. monk2310 - Joe Philbin, Dolphins-Aligned
    5. Daniel - Jonathan Martin, Pussy-Aligned
    6. miamidolphin4life - Jeff Ireland, Dolphins-Aligned
    7. Obba - Jay Glazer, Dolphins-Aligned
    8. bcb1213 - Ryan Tannehill, Dolphins-Aligned
    9. Snake - Bryant McKinnie, Dolphins-Aligned
    10. Alastair - Adam Schefter, Pussy-Aligned
    11. Ragnarok - David Cornwell, Pussy-Aligned
    12. Clovdyx - Ricky Williams, Dolphins-Aligned

    Alternate: uslydevilu

    Day 1: The new guy doesn't last long in South Beach
    Night 1: New A-Hern murders, but the main suspect is in jail. Whodunnit?
    Day 2: Daniel gets bullied to death
    Night 2: Oh no, MD4L is dead! Now who will ruin the Dolphins' cap?
    Day 3: Two deaths: a pussy and a dumbass
    Night 3: The Dolphins lose two leade...two people in one night
    Day 4: The guys show Ragnarok what it's really like in the locker room
    Night 4: There's just some things you can't run away from. One of those things is a cheetah. The other is death.
    Day 5: Sudden death, an unforeseen love, and a sacrifice.

    Post game ****

    IT IS NOW DAY 1! WITH 12 ALIVE AND 12 VOTING, IT'S 7 TO LYNCH!
    Last edited by rackcitysteelers; 12-30-2013, 04:24 PM.

  • #2
    Reserved for post game ****

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    • #3
      First

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      • #4
        Sup Obba
        Originally posted by GongKong
        I wonder what Cory has cooked up. He is usually a leader of men. Cory the butcher of bakersfield. The one that does not eat the last piece of bread on the table. Truly a hero to the people, even if he spit in the butter bowl, cuz he is a wily little rebel.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by corycurren View Post
          Sup Obba
          Haha

          Hey Cory. How's life treating you?

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          • #6
            I always knew rack was a pussy

            Get at me
            A mans reputation is what his friends say about him. His character is what his enemies say about him

            Live everyday as if it is your last, one day it will be

            Life has defining moments, define the moment or the moment will define you

            Ask yourself if you would feel comfortable giving your 2 best friends keys to your house. If not, find new best friends

            Dont trust a women who doesn't close her eyes when you kiss her

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            • #7
              Man, of all the times Joe should be around.

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              • #8
                Can I be a replacement in case?

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Andy Q. View Post
                  Haha

                  Hey Cory. How's life treating you?
                  You trying to buddy me, scum?

                  JK I'M PRETTY GOOD HRU
                  Originally posted by GongKong
                  I wonder what Cory has cooked up. He is usually a leader of men. Cory the butcher of bakersfield. The one that does not eat the last piece of bread on the table. Truly a hero to the people, even if he spit in the butter bowl, cuz he is a wily little rebel.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by corycurren View Post
                    You trying to buddy me, scum?

                    JK I'M PRETTY GOOD HRU
                    Pretty Good.

                    The wife and kids are non-existent and I cry in my sleep sometimes. I've also taken on a job manufacturing floppy disks for the impoverished.

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                    • #11
                      Rags is playing?

                      Lynch Rags

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                      • #12
                        The usual then.
                        Originally posted by GongKong
                        I wonder what Cory has cooked up. He is usually a leader of men. Cory the butcher of bakersfield. The one that does not eat the last piece of bread on the table. Truly a hero to the people, even if he spit in the butter bowl, cuz he is a wily little rebel.

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                        • #13
                          md4l still does nothing. I'll come back tomorrow.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by miamidolphin4life View Post
                            Rags is playing?

                            Lynch Rags
                            This is not the last person to check in strategy
                            A mans reputation is what his friends say about him. His character is what his enemies say about him

                            Live everyday as if it is your last, one day it will be

                            Life has defining moments, define the moment or the moment will define you

                            Ask yourself if you would feel comfortable giving your 2 best friends keys to your house. If not, find new best friends

                            Dont trust a women who doesn't close her eyes when you kiss her

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Daniel View Post
                              Man, of all the times Joe should be around.
                              I was just thinking that reading the OP. This game looks hilarious. I signed up thinking that the scum group would be bully aligned. Pussy aligned is fantastic. Who's in the group outside of Martin? I'm figuring there's probably four scummies out there given the game size.

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