Daniel's Exes Mini-Mafia Game Thread

[Daniel]

Names may have been changed to protect the innocent. Or just because.

Daniel was putting the moves on ladies at the bar where everyone was gathered.
"Hey baby, did I mention I'm a rich lawyer? My other car isn't a 15 year old totaled sedan; it's a...Porsche?"
"Oh Daniel, you're so charming. Take me away from here." *swoon*
Laura has been seduced by Daniel's dashing good looks and boyish charm. She was Mountain TOP Girl, Daniel's Exes-Aligned.

Meanwhile, on the other side of the bar, in a dimly lit corner, a gaggle of drunk, angry girls fumed. Never before had so many girls gathered in one place, while being so drunk. For one reason.
"You know who sucks? Daniel."
"Here here."
"I know, right? I mean, I'm the one that ended things but still, **** him."
"I too am bitter at him for no reason!"
"Let's all be passive aggressive at him when we see him at mutual friends' weddings!"
"Let's all get in better shape and become way hotter after he breaks up with us!"
"Let's start talking to him and flirting with him again after we move to Illinois!"
"You're not in this game."
"Oh. My bad."
One voice rose above the others. "I know. Let's kill him."
The other ladies of the room gasped. Sure, Daniel was a self-absorbed dick who never listened, but should they really kill him?
"I'm in."
"Me too."
"Then we are decided."
The girls were all in agreement. Daniel was going down. Unfortunately for them, the room was very dark, and Daniel was a master of disguise. Was one among them a wolf in sheep's clothing?

Rules:
- You must send all PMs to me. No one else.

- Roleclaim or character claim as you please, though it is not recommended.

- In order to vote for someone to get lynched during the day, you must bold lynch and their name (i.e. Lynch Daniel); you do not need to unlynch one person before you vote to lynch another.

- Please do not dead post. One goodbye post is allowed.

- No asking for win conditions, parts of win conditions, or anything like that. Anyone that does will be modkilled immediately.

- No editing or deleting posts. Double, triple, quadruple, etc. posting is fine.

- Do not post information from your Night PM prior to the night write-up.

- No checking Who's Online.

- I reserve the right to modkill and forcefully end a lynch.

- No posting screenshots. No dead chats; we'll PM you if/when there is one.

- No quoting PMs.

- Day phases will end when a majority decision has been reached. If you make a habit of sending late PMs, I will end without you. I reserve the right to end a phase for any reason whatsoever, including if the day lasts too long.

- Nights will last 24 hours unless I get all PMs in early.

- Do not discuss the game outside of the game thread, unless otherwise stated in your PM.

-I must be invited to all chatrooms (i.e. scum, mason, etc.)

Player List:
01. Walt: Gloria, The Girl in the Bushes, Daniel's Exes-Aligned
02. Xmad: Katherine, The Brunette, Daniel's Exes-Aligned
03. Cory/Gong: Wyatt, Eskimo Bro/****blocker, Daniel's Bros-Aligned
04. Footsy: Lara, The New One, Future Exes-Aligned
05. JAS: Sarah, The Elder Sister, Daniel's Exes-Aligned
06. PR: Catherine, The Blonde, Daniel's Exes-Aligned
07. Friese: Anna, Kickboxer, Daniel's Exes-Aligned
08. BB: Kimel, Brown Sugar, Daniel's Exes-Aligned
09. Gary: Maddie, The Mouth, Daniel's Exes-Aligned
10. Clov: Daniel, Ladykiller, Daniel's Bros-Aligned
11. bcb: Caroline, Former Virgin, Daniel's Exes-Aligned
12. Leelee: Manami, Japanese Tease, Daniel's Exes-Aligned

On Day 1, indecision leads to the deaths of PR and Gary.
Johnny and bcb don't survive the first night.
Leelee disappears on the second day.
Walt bites the dust, while Xmad finds out the benefits of protection.
Xmad is eliminated in the fastest phase ever.

It is Day 1. With 12 alive and 12 voting, it's 7 to lynch.

[Body Burner]

Hey everybody

[Daniel]

WRITEUPS:

THE SCUM:

ScuMVP: Cory
Good game, led the town around with all of them blissfully unaware. Clov and Footsy did well too, but they attracted (or should have attracted) some heat. They were pretty much the only three players scumhunting.

Cory was the roleblocker.
Clov was the killer.
Footsy was the SK.

THE TOWN:

Town MVP: Walt
Walt was the only townie who was in the top five active posters. He chose to watch BB, who was the investigator, the night he was killed. MVP by default.

Town LVP: BB
BB's usually one of the better players, so it was disappointing to see him willfully lynch the protector when there were six players left and no scum deaths. That was the nail in the coffin of the town. He wasn't actually any worse than the rest of the town players, but he made a bad move at the worst time to make it.

TownLVP Runner Up: Everyone else
The town was abysmally bad this game. In fact, but bcb was the only townie to target scum at all, other than BB after they outed themselves in the scumrush. No one noticed Footsy using the same restriction, night and day, every phase (or at least no one thought it was suspicious), and no one other than Clov pointed out that saying we should only focus on one player in a phase is a really, really scummy thing to say. I don't fault Footsy for either of those things, because like I said, no one was paying enough attention to notice them, so it's not like it was a bad move on his part.
I can't fault the town for lynching Leelee, as she had pretty much quit playing, so she wasn't going to defend herself anyway.
Mostly, the thing that killed town was the lack of participation. Most of the game was the scummies exchanging fake pushes and reads with one another while everyone else followed. The two leading posters were the two Mafia players, Walt was third, the SK was fourth, and I was fifth.

JVP: Xmadraven and PR
These two were masons, but thought they were scum. This is despite having the basic town WC, the alignment that appears in the writeup, no abilities, and a faction outlined in blue. PR immediately turned on Xmad, and when they realized they were town, they backtracked like mad, which is what caused the weird voting pattern between them.

Town writeups are pretty much all bad, so I'm not gonna bother with them unless someone wants one specifically. Here are the players and roles:
Walt was the watcher.
Xmad was half a mason, and then protector.
PR was the other half of the mason.
Johnny was the doublevote.
Friese was the PGO.
BB was the investigator.
Gary was the tracker.
Monk/bcb was the redirector.
Leelee was the commuter.

As for what happened Day 1: EOD without a lynch results in a random number generator deciding what happens, which is what I usually put in my games. The options were: Kill the player with the most votes, No lynch, Kill a random player, or Kill the player with the fewest posts. PR and Gary were tied, so they both died.

[Garydos]

Thought this was starting Monday.

Are these real ex-gf's, Daniel? Lucky bastard. I only have 5 exs

[Daniel]

Why the hell did it change so many things to question marks?

[Body Burner]

Because it does that when you cut and paste, and Daniel I can delete my post to so your reserved spot is up top if you want

[Body Burner]

Thought this was starting Monday.

Are these real ex-gf's, Daniel? Lucky bastard. I only have 5 exs

Don't worry you have time to get more. You're still young

[Johnnyallstar]

Awwwwww yeah

[Garydos]

Don't worry you have time to get more. You're still young

I thought Daniel was our age too. He must be a pimp.

[corycurren]

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[Body Burner]

I thought Daniel was our age too. He must be a pimp.

I'm a man. I'm 40

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Hey bro

[Friese]

TGIF!

Let's go.

Oh, and Gary: even with women it's quality over quantity.

[corycurren]

BB <3

And it's definitely quantity over quality

Go raw get em pregnant get em pregant

[Body Burner]

TGIF!

Let's go.

Oh, and Gary: even with women it's quality over quantity.

With the exception of threesomes obviously

[Monk3P0]

I have two exs

A girl and a sink