Blah! #6

[Daniel]

So did you fire that intern yet?

No, not yet. But she's dumb as a box of rocks, so I wouldn't bet on her making it to the end of the internship.

Lmao why

Well, she does **** work so far, which doesn't help her cause, but the big thing was an incident during lunch. This was my first day back after missing almost two weeks of work being sick, so I had not met the intern yet.
Anyway, me and my coworkers are chatting around the conference table where we usually eat, and I'm catching up everyone on the sickness and mention that my girlfriend came and took care of me over labor day weekend. One of my coworkers mentions that my girlfriend is black, to which she replied, and I quote:
"Really?"
"Yeah. My girlfriend's black."
"Oh. Well I guess I better not say what I think about that."

Incidentally, one of the other lawyers in the room has a black sister-in-law, so she pissed off two people at once.
I've already vetoed her job offer. I didn't fire her on the spot because the partners were worried about the legal ramifications of firing an intern.

[Johnnyallstar]

Everyone's a little bit racist, sometimes. Though some people are a little more racist than others at all times.

[Red-headed step-child]

No, not yet. But she's dumb as a box of rocks, so I wouldn't bet on her making it to the end of the internship.



Well, she does **** work so far, which doesn't help her cause, but the big thing was an incident during lunch. This was my first day back after missing almost two weeks of work being sick, so I had not met the intern yet.
Anyway, me and my coworkers are chatting around the conference table where we usually eat, and I'm catching up everyone on the sickness and mention that my girlfriend came and took care of me over labor day weekend. One of my coworkers mentions that my girlfriend is black, to which she replied, and I quote:
"Really?"
"Yeah. My girlfriend's black."
"Oh. Well I guess I better not say what I think about that."

Incidentally, one of the other lawyers in the room has a black sister-in-law, so she pissed off two people at once.
I've already vetoed her job offer. I didn't fire her on the spot because the partners were worried about the legal ramifications of firing an intern.

She's angry all the white brothas are sleeping with black women. (You're white, right?)

[Toad]

But she didn't say what she thought.

[Red-headed step-child]

Yo Dan is this you http://imgur.com/ibC5MBG

[RoflDogs]

Holy **** Jose Fernandez died

RIP, his stuff was nasty

[Toad]

Mall shooter had to be another towelie.

If only fellow incels like myself would have the inspiration to murder the people that have deemed them useless.

[Vbsiena]

Holy **** Jose Fernandez died

RIP, his stuff was nasty

Yea real tragic. Boating accident. Only 24.

[AliceAttack]

No, not yet. But she's dumb as a box of rocks, so I wouldn't bet on her making it to the end of the internship.



Well, she does **** work so far, which doesn't help her cause, but the big thing was an incident during lunch. This was my first day back after missing almost two weeks of work being sick, so I had not met the intern yet.
Anyway, me and my coworkers are chatting around the conference table where we usually eat, and I'm catching up everyone on the sickness and mention that my girlfriend came and took care of me over labor day weekend. One of my coworkers mentions that my girlfriend is black, to which she replied, and I quote:
"Really?"
"Yeah. My girlfriend's black."
"Oh. Well I guess I better not say what I think about that."

Incidentally, one of the other lawyers in the room has a black sister-in-law, so she pissed off two people at once.
I've already vetoed her job offer. I didn't fire her on the spot because the partners were worried about the legal ramifications of firing an intern.

Maybe what she thinks about that

[Toad]

Lookism says I'm hideous and granted me access to Legit Incels.

I knew you were all full of ****.

[Toad]

For those who miss me since I killed Blah, I am UnattractiveFailure on Lookism.

Everyone hates me there already, also.

[Lenny]

Oooh new Danny Brown

[Chg91]

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[Ckane138]

Do you guys go for the liquid body wash or bar soap? I've been going more towards the bar soap lately.

[EL Guapo]

Tebow homerd in his first at bat