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Thread: I am fully convinced God hates Buffalo.

  1. Quote Originally Posted by Descendency View Post
    A man in Topeka , Kansas decided to write a book about Churches around the country. He started by flying to San Francisco and started working east from there.

    Going to a very large church, he began taking photographs and making notes. He spotted a golden telephone on the vestibule wall and was intrigued with a sign, which read ‘Calls: $10,000 a minute.’

    Seeking out the pastor he asked about the phone and the sign. The pastor answered that this golden phone is, in fact, a direct line to heaven and if he pays the price he can talk directly to God.

    The man thanked the pastor and continued on his way. As he continued to visit churches in Seattle , Dallas, St. Louis, Chicago, Milwaukee, and around the United States, he found more phones, with the same sign, and the same answer from each pastor.

    Finally, he arrived in Massachusetts. Upon entering a church in Boston, MA. He saw the usual golden telephone.

    But THIS time, the sign read “Calls: .35 cents.”

    Fascinated, he asked to talk to the pastor, “Reverend, I have been in cities all across the country and in each church I have found this golden telephone and have been told it is a direct line to Heaven and that I could talk to God, but in the other churches the cost was $10,000 a minute. Your sign reads only .35 cents a call. Why? Why?”

    The pastor, smiling benignly, replied :
    “Son, you’re in Boston, Massachusetts now, home of the Boston Red Sox, the Patriots, Celtics, Bruins and Boston College! You’re in God’s Country. It’s a local call."
    You built that up and had me thinking it was going to be funny.

  2. You know what though, on a positive note, if Buffalo's O-Line is actually as good as they played, the Bills have a hell of a future.

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    Quote Originally Posted by klunker18 View Post
    You built that up and had me thinking it was going to be funny.


    I found it funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Descendency View Post


    I found it funny.
    It's not funny, it's just true.

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    Buffalo really does find new ways of losing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wraith36444 View Post
    Buffalo really does find new ways of losing.
    You know, I hate to agree with all of this negativity, but I just can't.

    We are about as creative in finding ways to lose as Ochocinco is on TD celebrations.

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    At least you have not tried the Marinelli "Lets get down 21-0 and try to make a miracle comeback."
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    Good teams are heavily favored by God.
    Bad teams are hated by God.

    It has nothing to do with talent or any of that crap. Just God.
    49ers:3-4

    Cal:6-3

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    Quote Originally Posted by wraith36444 View Post
    At least you have not tried the Marinelli "Lets get down 21-0 and try to make a miracle comeback."
    Shhhh. Don't give them any ideas.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mschuhe3 View Post
    Good teams are heavily favored by God.
    Bad teams are hated by God.

    It has nothing to do with talent or any of that crap. Just God.
    I know you're being sarcastic, but so was I. I don't actually think God has anything to do with this.

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