I don't think he was being too unreasonable. Drunk driving is abhorrent, but it's naive to think that only the most abhorrent people do it, if that makes sense. Based purely on statistics, the vast majority of DUIs aren't caught.
However, just because it's relatively common (or at least more common than you would think looking at DUI statistics) doesn't it isn't a terrible thing to do.
I own Conrad's sig if New England goes further in the playoffs than Denver.