Wednesday Night Fantasy Football Mock Drafts

[Walter]

Would it be possible to do FFC instead? I can just copy-paste the picks there instead of writing them all up. It also doesn't like ESPN has too many draft rooms.

[Ragnarok]

Would it be possible to do FFC instead? I can just copy-paste the picks there instead of writing them all up. It also doesn't like ESPN has too many draft rooms.

No problem.

Link for the site. http://fantasyfootballcalculator.com/mockdrafts

And room 1354155 starts in 16 minutes and is open so let's go there.

[Walter]

Sweet.

For everyone signing up for this mock, please stay in here all 16 rounds if you can so we can have realistic results for the site mock.

[pheltzbahr]

No problem.

Link for the site. http://fantasyfootballcalculator.com/mockdrafts

And room 1354155 starts in 16 minutes and is open so let's go there.

2 spots left. 10/10 on WFers right now. Jump in!

[Walter]

Still need 2 more!

[Walter]

erm, one more

[Lukic]

Damn, just missed it.

[Walter]

Chat log

Admin: Welcome to the live mock drafts at Fantasy Football Calculator. Good luck!
KaiserYou: aww it didn't let me use the smurfing
KaiserYou: greater than sign
KaiserYou: ffffffffffffffff
KaiserYou: now my name looks retarded
KaiserYou: hey rags, I know you're ssmurf
KaiserYou: *s smurf
SanchO: Yay
KaiserYou: I can't even say s smurf
KaiserYou: he's NOT TOWN ALIGNED PEOPLE!!
WalterFootball: For everyone signing up for this mock, please stay in here all 16 rounds if you can so we can have realistic results for the site mock.
ctrmcougar: hopefully we fill the room
KaiserYou: I saw where ESPN had Antonio Brown ranked 826 or something like that. I just lol'd
ctrmcougar: have they not updated from last year?
WalterFootball: I'll tweet this out in 5 mins if we're not full
IR: Walt you jumping in the mafia thread tonight.
Ckane138: Good evening ladies
ctrmcougar: and can you still draft Farve?
KaiserYou: hi coward
KaiserYou: no I just looked lol
KaiserYou: can't draft JaMarcus either
Ckane138: No more Taco Wallace (
WalterFootball: I have begun reading the madness in the mafia thread
ctrmcougar: what? i heard he is making a comeback!
That makes no since: No Lynch in the Hizzouse
KaiserYou: hi Joe
SanchO: lol good luck walt
KaiserYou: oh I thought it was joe
SanchO: oh steal joes line
IR: That thread is crazy already
That makes no since: But here's it's number
That makes no since: so call it maybe?
Ragnarok: Walt, good luck catching up in Mafia
ctrmcougar: it is oddly slowing down now
WalterFootball: thank you, i had no idea there would be so many posts
Ckane138: 10/12 WFers so far.
SanchO: We tried to warn you
WalterFootball: haha i'll get through it
pheltz: Its mostly garbage
That makes no since: Is it okay if I take a kicker in the first round?
ctrmcougar: We talk about noodles for a little
SanchO: who is slutbanger
KaiserYou: take Marshawn clov
slutbanger: as long as you don't make any more jokes
That makes no since: Hey Swag.
KaiserYou: swag?
That makes no since: I saw Slut
That makes no since: I read L's.
Link: Walter, would be mad if I drafted Tebow in the first?
Ragnarok: Not Swag, it doesnt say LaronBanger
Link: would you-
KaiserYou: I don't think Laron would be getting banged Rags
Ragnarok: Swag can dream
WalterFootball: yes
slutbanger: oh man, clove, link and kaiser? the forecast calls for bad jokes with a chance of terrible ones
KaiserYou: hahaha
KaiserYou: I'm going to laugh when the first guy is a random
Link: Is that yes for me?
SanchO: Its McNulty
That makes no since: I make awesome jokes.
Ragnarok: skill = McNulty?
slutbanger: that's your best one ever
KaiserYou: lol
That makes no since: *****, I'll stab you.
WalterFootball: Sweet, we have 12
KaiserYou: who is the first person?
Link: ILL TAKE THAT AS A NO AND WILL DRAFT TEBOW
That makes no since: Is it really McNulty?
Ragnarok: Walt shouldn't post the actual mock. Just post the chat smurf talking.
slutbanger: skill = ckane's dad?
KaiserYou: I capitalized the K and the Y for my favorite product ever
KaiserYou: KY Jelly!!
ctrmcougar: with your computer?
KaiserYou: yessir
IR: He goes through many computers
KaiserYou: I destroy keyboards and monitors
Ragnarok: with his 3 1/2 floppy
Ragnarok: SKILL WHO ARE YOU
Link: I imagine you would if you stuck yoursmurf in it.
SanchO: lol smurf
Link: smurf = dyck
ctrmcougar: smurf i everything
ctrmcougar: is*
KaiserYou: I smurf your mom
That makes no since: Wanna smurf tonight, Link?
Link: Anyway, screw you slutbanger, my Brazilian law enforcement joke was brilliant.
That makes no since: fact
KaiserYou: or fiction?
IR: Whose "That Makes no since" and "Slutbanger"
That makes no since: Beyond belief.
Link: Yes, your GF is fiction.
KaiserYou: I broke up with her
That makes no since: No Lynch
Ragnarok: So...you joined a new webcam site?
IR: Gotcha
Link: You can't break up with a computer, you paid for her, I mean it.
IR: He means he restarted
KaiserYou: I love all the jokes but I'm being serial
That makes no since: GL all
Link: Just because you "fit" into the USB slot, doesn't mean she's "the one".
That makes no since: (except for slutbanger, he called my jokes bad)
Ckane138: I'm pissed that sort by Alpha isn't a ranking of girlfriend hotness.
slutbanger: ...
KaiserYou: aww link with the homer pick
ctrmcougar: too much risk
That makes no since: Your arm okay, Link?
Link: No, Jimmer's taking care of business right now.
ctrmcougar: still? wow
ctrmcougar: i took my vote off you
Link: He's got the nice, fluid, pumping motion.
KaiserYou: I'm a little disappointed that clov didn't take marshawn
That makes no since: Why would I take marshawn?
KaiserYou: you should get Gus Johnson over there
KaiserYou: "RISE AND FIRE!!"
ctrmcougar: what's with the hype on mathews? why is he 1st round?
Link: "GOOOOOOOAAAAALLLLLLLLLL"
SanchO: Mathews is going to be an every down back
KaiserYou: *squirts everywhere after that announcement*
KaiserYou: mah wet vajayjay
Link: Jimmer's ass is the net.
That makes no since: Walt, can you do best pick/worst pick for each round?
IR: Im with your Cougar. I hate Mathews.
KaiserYou: Forte? ewww
WalterFootball: I usually like to do 2 best/worst for every 2 rounds
Link: INB4 IM ONE OF THE WORST
Ragnarok: I htink Forte has a great year
ctrmcougar: rags just got worst of round
KaiserYou: grampa Pheltz, let's speed it up next time .
That makes no since: I was going Sancho
KaiserYou: :P
Ragnarok: and look at the other RBs there
pheltz: sorry, chatting with the neighbor
Link: I also dislike Sancho's pick.
KaiserYou: it's all good, I'm giving you a hard time
slutbanger: no one cares you bag of bones
SanchO: He will be a workhorse
That makes no since: I thought you guys were into sheep.
Link: COMPARING HIM TO ANIMALS? RACIST!
ctrmcougar: guys, the NFL is slavery
Link: Shut up Mendensmurf.
That makes no since: only if traders overpaid their slaves millions of dollars
KaiserYou: I wantz Peterson!!
Ragnarok: Now this may get me worst of the round
Link: Worst of round guaranteed.
KaiserYou: AP!!
ctrmcougar: ouch
That makes no since: Yep.
Link: lawl
That makes no since: It did, Rags.
KaiserYou: lol
ctrmcougar: above Staff and Brees?
Link: IM STILL GOING TO FAP TO IT
Ragnarok: rushing yards and rushing TDs
That makes no since: It's okay, he scored 35 TDs last year. Right, Link?
Link: Who's since?
ctrmcougar: he did win me my championship last year
That makes no since: NO LYNCH
Ragnarok: ok, nevermind, Bradshaw gets worst
Link: Who's No Lynch?
That makes no since: A homo
Link: lol smurf
That makes no since: Kaiser, I just got why you want me to draft Marshawn
KaiserYou: lol r-tard
KaiserYou: sllllllloooooooooowwwww
ctrmcougar: too much value there
KaiserYou: but he got paid!
ctrmcougar: hate TE this early, but it is Gronk
Link: HE GOT PAID AND WILL NOT PERFORM
Link: /wf logic
KaiserYou: I wanted Bradshaw. I think it's a good year to take 2 RB's
That makes no since: I'll take biggest gamble fo the round
KaiserYou: good pick No lynch
KaiserYou: AD is the greatest
SanchO: Walt has no RBs, hmmm
Link: Actually cake is the greatest.
KaiserYou: he puts Christian Ponder on his back
WalterFootball: I hate all RBs this year
Link: JAMES ISAAC NEUTRON.
ctrmcougar: i said the same thing in an earlier draft
KaiserYou: Walter, the RB quality isn't that great though after the first 2
Ragnarok: God...I was thinking, "I gotta remember not to mention any undrafted guys"...and then I realized it wasn't CMD
WalterFootball: I don't think it's good in the first 2
ctrmcougar: all 3 of the top guys have problems
slutbanger: yeah, kaiser has no idea what he's talking about
KaiserYou: I'll take Mathews in the middle of the first with another workhorse potentially in the 2nd
slutbanger: thumbs up
Ragnarok: ...I think there's grass in my salad
ctrmcougar: nicks is droppping a lot
Link: into Nas' ass
SanchO: Damn i was about to take marshall
KaiserYou: NFC North passing D FTW!!
Link: GO AHEAD AND TAKE THE FULL MINUTE, smurf
pheltz: homer
ctrmcougar: just wait till Aaron Berry takes over as a shutdown corner
That makes no since: Glad I took a WR early
KaiserYou: Sancho is nxt up yet?
That makes no since: Nice picks, slut
SanchO: no idea Kaiser, its on tv here anyway so i wait for it
slutbanger: thanks, brah
That makes no since: ...that sounded much more hateful than intended.
Link: BUT HE'S HOLDING OUT AND WILL SUCK!
KaiserYou: I'll admit that I chuckle at Link's caps
KaiserYou: Homer pick time!!
KaiserYou: Dawwww yeah
IR: I have an irrational hatred for Colston
ctrmcougar: relying on ponder/webb is rough
That makes no since: 6/10. not super homerific, but not good pickk
ctrmcougar: how is stafford still there?
That makes no since: STFU
Link: cuz ur gay
KaiserYou: Link will take him
ctrmcougar: no he wont
KaiserYou: aww I just saw him go
KaiserYou: good pick link
That makes no since: Please be healthy...
SanchO: Greenes a big bust
Link: He doesnt have boobs, does he?
KaiserYou: BUT PEYTON CAN'T CHUCK THE DEEP BALL!!
IR: Greene blows ass
That makes no since: Absolutely hate that pick.
That makes no since: I was debating Dez and Thomas. Good pick, IR
IR: Thanks. I have always been a fan of Dez. Hoping for more consistency this year.
pheltz: Damn, my WF Dyansty squad is stacked.
ctrmcougar: my RBs are once again terrible
pheltz: great pick on beannie
IR: Really strong value with Vick.
That makes no since: Who figures to be the #1 in Dallas?
That makes no since: Dez or Austin?
ctrmcougar: beanie is good value, but isnt a starting RB, is he?
ctrmcougar: Dez if he learns the playbook
That makes no since: He went over 1K last year, I think?
IR: Personally I think Dez
That makes no since: 1,047 yards, 10 TDs. Should be the starter, Cougar
KaiserYou: Dez is a monster if he ever gets his head on straight
KaiserYou: too much talent
ctrmcougar: i meant in fantasy. is beanie a number 2 this year?
That makes no since: Ah
pheltz: fack you
Ragnarok: haha
KaiserYou: Pheltz likes his tight ends
Ragnarok: You mean his ends tight
Link: HOMOSEXUALITY
KaiserYou: *****
Link: srsly?
Link: not censored?
Link: RAG IS A *****
KaiserYou: I'm good like htat
KaiserYou: *that
KaiserYou: need more fingering exercises...
Link: try your ass
KaiserYou: =)
Ragnarok: hmmm...time to take the best RB available
KaiserYou: Tiki Barber?
KaiserYou: don't be a ***** Sancho
That makes no since: Edgerrin James?
KaiserYou: don't take him
KaiserYou: yay
IR: Ben Tate is not a #2
SanchO: Ha i almost took him
Ragnarok: I'll take him over Starks
That makes no since: He's a low end #1 if somebody breaks Foster's leg, though.
IR: True. But thats a lot of hoping
That makes no since: Depends on how much cash Rags has.
Ragnarok: But Foster got paid?
ctrmcougar: for NFL top 100, welker's highlight was the superbowl drop
IR: Its time for everyone to take backup QBs to screw over Skill
That makes no since: Did skill ever say who he is?
IR: Not sure
ctrmcougar: wayne is going to have a rebound year like smith with newton
That makes no since: you only say that because Painter is terrible.
SanchO: Dont you guys get your picks ready ahead of time?
Ragnarok: pheltz does, then he forgets
KaiserYou: lol another Pheltz is old joke!!!
That makes no since: Pheltz isn't that old, is he?
Link: over 9000
slutbanger: no wf is just that unimaginative
SanchO: I spent ages looking for doug martin lol
pheltz: he's on my roster
KaiserYou: ugh at least he's going to be the starter
SanchO: i realised that after my exhaustive search
pheltz: What's Ingram gonna do this year?
That makes no since: Cap'N....
That makes no since:
SanchO: RBs are so awful lol
That makes no since: wut
Ragnarok: I like the Pead pick
IR: TY. It locks up STL's backfield for me
pheltz: Tough to take a handcuff when you only have 2 RBs though
IR: There isnt anyone worth taking over Pead in the RB department right now
IR: I can find a fill in couple of points guy later thats just as good as I would find now
That makes no since: Not a fan of that pick, Kaiser.
KaiserYou: me neither
Ragnarok: eehhhh
KaiserYou: he's serviceable at the start of the season, which is when I'll need him
SanchO: ugh common slut banger
KaiserYou: I wish Joe was here so he could take Ochocinco
KaiserYou: and then proclaim he will have a great season
Ragnarok: I wish Vitor was here to take Mendelhall
That makes no since: I'll draft him in the 15th if he's there
Ragnarok: Good Lord, Walt is on a RB run
WalterFootball: haha I have to be after my first 5 rounds
ctrmcougar: i wanted rodgers too
That makes no since: Do you always carry 5 RB?
pheltz: Oh coward wtf
ctrmcougar: he will take over the job
Ragnarok: get qb, te, wr early then a bunch of backs and play matchups?
ctrmcougar: my first year in fantasy i played matchups the entire year at every position
ctrmcougar: made it to the semifinals
That makes no since: I like to think I'm the early 2000 Colts of fantasy
KaiserYou: I'm not a big fan of that strategy
That makes no since: I'm great at making the playoffs, and terrible at staying in them.
ctrmcougar: i had no idea what i was doing
KaiserYou: I prefer getting the workhorse backs and playing matchups or getting value elsewhere
Ragnarok: I BELIEVE IN CAAAAAAAMMM
ctrmcougar: i dont normally do this, but might be worth it
Ragnarok: the hell did fleener go before gonzo?
That makes no since: You know smart drafting, Rags?
Ragnarok: Walt gets to give himself worst pick!
Ragnarok: I do
Ragnarok: , he said as he took a defense too early
That makes no since: Think of the exact opposite.
That makes no since: (just kidding Link, you're still my boy)
KaiserYou: THAT WAS MY ULTIMATE SUPER DUPER HANDCUFF DAMMIT!!!
Ragnarok: Jared Cook sucks
KaiserYou: no kid, he doesn't
SanchO: Starting WR in the 12th
Ragnarok: Yes he does
Ragnarok: I know the titans better than you and ya know it
ctrmcougar: who is going to take moss?
Ragnarok: not Walt, he'll take another RB
Ragnarok: gasp!
pheltz: Walt, your team is vomit worthy. I hope you're just testing a strat.
KaiserYou: round 13, time to take other people's handcuffs
WalterFootball: I actually like this team a lot
KaiserYou: how many rounds here? 16?
Ragnarok: I kind of like the strategy Walt has
KaiserYou: nvm 15
pheltz: Well, its unconventional. I'll give you that.
WalterFootball: I hate all the RBs this year
Ragnarok: I would be doing the same thing Walt is with one of my RB spots
WalterFootball: I mean, I'd love to get Rice, McCoy, Foster, etc. but I don't like many other ones
KaiserYou: JASON HANSON!!?? LINK WILL NOT BE HAPPY HE DIDN'T GET HIS KICKER
pheltz: Gotta get someone on my roster older than me.
That makes no since: You drafted Favre?
KaiserYou: Pheltz likes look at them text messages
KaiserYou: of his nuts
pheltz: Oh, uh, hey Jenn. Its uh, um, Pheltz. I huh, uh, maybe we can get together. Huh, uh, ok.
Ragnarok: Id get together with her
KaiserYou: Don't lie Pheltz, you wanted to get with Favre when he was a Jet
IR: Compare your teams to mine and then kill yourselves
Ragnarok: Favre was never a jet
Ragnarok: or a Viking
KaiserYou: he was a Falcon!!
Ragnarok: He retired after 2008 and stayed that way
KaiserYou: then Tarvaris Jackson was the QB when we beat your ass twice in 09?
Ragnarok: yes
That makes no since: I like my roster a lot, except Flynn and Moreno, and Daniel Thomas is iffy
ctrmcougar: I live my team
ctrmcougar: weak at RB, but good
WalterFootball: I think almost everyone's going to be weak at RB this year
WalterFootball: so might as well be strong elsewhere
That makes no since: *IF* Adrian Peterson can stay healthy, I'd be set
pheltz: This one's for you GeorgiaJeff
ctrmcougar: i like skill's RBs
KaiserYou: I love my first 7 picks
WalterFootball: haha big if
That makes no since: That being said, he won't stay healthy.
SanchO: I like my team
Ragnarok: I like Forte a lot year
KaiserYou: I did meh after the 7th
Ragnarok: Good draft guys
ctrmcougar: Looking forward to seeing this on the site
Ragnarok: See you next week
ctrmcougar: this was fun
KaiserYou: yep I'm looking forward to it
KaiserYou: back to the Mafia thread
That makes no since: Good draft, guys.
That makes no since: can somebody post the image on the forums so we can debate?
KaiserYou: Walt copy the chat log too for lulz

[Clovdyx]

I tried posting a screenshot of the draft, but the image didn't work. What a rip.

[Ragnarok]

I tried posting a screenshot of the draft, but the image didn't work. What a rip.

Walt will have it in tomorrow's write up.