Link for the site. http://fantasyfootballcalculator.com/mockdrafts
And room 1354155 starts in 16 minutes and is open so let's go there.
Would it be possible to do FFC instead? I can just copy-paste the picks there instead of writing them all up. It also doesn't like ESPN has too many draft rooms.
Link for the site. http://fantasyfootballcalculator.com/mockdrafts
And room 1354155 starts in 16 minutes and is open so let's go there.
For everyone signing up for this mock, please stay in here all 16 rounds if you can so we can have realistic results for the site mock.
Damn, just missed it.
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KaiserYou: aww it didn't let me use the smurfing
KaiserYou: greater than sign
KaiserYou: now my name looks retarded
KaiserYou: hey rags, I know you're ssmurf
KaiserYou: *s smurf
KaiserYou: I can't even say s smurf
KaiserYou: he's NOT TOWN ALIGNED PEOPLE!!
WalterFootball: For everyone signing up for this mock, please stay in here all 16 rounds if you can so we can have realistic results for the site mock.
ctrmcougar: hopefully we fill the room
KaiserYou: I saw where ESPN had Antonio Brown ranked 826 or something like that. I just lol'd
ctrmcougar: have they not updated from last year?
WalterFootball: I'll tweet this out in 5 mins if we're not full
IR: Walt you jumping in the mafia thread tonight.
Ckane138: Good evening ladies
ctrmcougar: and can you still draft Farve?
KaiserYou: hi coward
KaiserYou: no I just looked lol
KaiserYou: can't draft JaMarcus either
Ckane138: No more Taco Wallace (
WalterFootball: I have begun reading the madness in the mafia thread
ctrmcougar: what? i heard he is making a comeback!
That makes no since: No Lynch in the Hizzouse
KaiserYou: hi Joe
SanchO: lol good luck walt
KaiserYou: oh I thought it was joe
SanchO: oh steal joes line
IR: That thread is crazy already
That makes no since: But here's it's number
That makes no since: so call it maybe?
Ragnarok: Walt, good luck catching up in Mafia
ctrmcougar: it is oddly slowing down now
WalterFootball: thank you, i had no idea there would be so many posts
Ckane138: 10/12 WFers so far.
SanchO: We tried to warn you
WalterFootball: haha i'll get through it
pheltz: Its mostly garbage
That makes no since: Is it okay if I take a kicker in the first round?
ctrmcougar: We talk about noodles for a little
SanchO: who is slutbanger
KaiserYou: take Marshawn clov
slutbanger: as long as you don't make any more jokes
That makes no since: Hey Swag.
That makes no since: I saw Slut
That makes no since: I read L's.
Link: Walter, would be mad if I drafted Tebow in the first?
Ragnarok: Not Swag, it doesnt say LaronBanger
Link: would you-
KaiserYou: I don't think Laron would be getting banged Rags
Ragnarok: Swag can dream
slutbanger: oh man, clove, link and kaiser? the forecast calls for bad jokes with a chance of terrible ones
KaiserYou: I'm going to laugh when the first guy is a random
Link: Is that yes for me?
SanchO: Its McNulty
That makes no since: I make awesome jokes.
Ragnarok: skill = McNulty?
slutbanger: that's your best one ever
That makes no since: *****, I'll stab you.
WalterFootball: Sweet, we have 12
KaiserYou: who is the first person?
Link: ILL TAKE THAT AS A NO AND WILL DRAFT TEBOW
That makes no since: Is it really McNulty?
Ragnarok: Walt shouldn't post the actual mock. Just post the chat smurf talking.
slutbanger: skill = ckane's dad?
KaiserYou: I capitalized the K and the Y for my favorite product ever
KaiserYou: KY Jelly!!
ctrmcougar: with your computer?
IR: He goes through many computers
KaiserYou: I destroy keyboards and monitors
Ragnarok: with his 3 1/2 floppy
Ragnarok: SKILL WHO ARE YOU
Link: I imagine you would if you stuck yoursmurf in it.
SanchO: lol smurf
Link: smurf = dyck
ctrmcougar: smurf i everything
KaiserYou: I smurf your mom
That makes no since: Wanna smurf tonight, Link?
Link: Anyway, screw you slutbanger, my Brazilian law enforcement joke was brilliant.
That makes no since: fact
KaiserYou: or fiction?
IR: Whose "That Makes no since" and "Slutbanger"
That makes no since: Beyond belief.
Link: Yes, your GF is fiction.
KaiserYou: I broke up with her
That makes no since: No Lynch
Ragnarok: So...you joined a new webcam site?
Link: You can't break up with a computer, you paid for her, I mean it.
IR: He means he restarted
KaiserYou: I love all the jokes but I'm being serial
That makes no since: GL all
Link: Just because you "fit" into the USB slot, doesn't mean she's "the one".
That makes no since: (except for slutbanger, he called my jokes bad)
Ckane138: I'm pissed that sort by Alpha isn't a ranking of girlfriend hotness.
KaiserYou: aww link with the homer pick
ctrmcougar: too much risk
That makes no since: Your arm okay, Link?
Link: No, Jimmer's taking care of business right now.
ctrmcougar: still? wow
ctrmcougar: i took my vote off you
Link: He's got the nice, fluid, pumping motion.
KaiserYou: I'm a little disappointed that clov didn't take marshawn
That makes no since: Why would I take marshawn?
KaiserYou: you should get Gus Johnson over there
KaiserYou: "RISE AND FIRE!!"
ctrmcougar: what's with the hype on mathews? why is he 1st round?
SanchO: Mathews is going to be an every down back
KaiserYou: *squirts everywhere after that announcement*
KaiserYou: mah wet vajayjay
Link: Jimmer's ass is the net.
That makes no since: Walt, can you do best pick/worst pick for each round?
IR: Im with your Cougar. I hate Mathews.
KaiserYou: Forte? ewww
WalterFootball: I usually like to do 2 best/worst for every 2 rounds
Link: INB4 IM ONE OF THE WORST
Ragnarok: I htink Forte has a great year
ctrmcougar: rags just got worst of round
KaiserYou: grampa Pheltz, let's speed it up next time .
That makes no since: I was going Sancho
Ragnarok: and look at the other RBs there
pheltz: sorry, chatting with the neighbor
Link: I also dislike Sancho's pick.
KaiserYou: it's all good, I'm giving you a hard time
slutbanger: no one cares you bag of bones
SanchO: He will be a workhorse
That makes no since: I thought you guys were into sheep.
Link: COMPARING HIM TO ANIMALS? RACIST!
ctrmcougar: guys, the NFL is slavery
Link: Shut up Mendensmurf.
That makes no since: only if traders overpaid their slaves millions of dollars
KaiserYou: I wantz Peterson!!
Ragnarok: Now this may get me worst of the round
Link: Worst of round guaranteed.
That makes no since: Yep.
That makes no since: It did, Rags.
ctrmcougar: above Staff and Brees?
Link: IM STILL GOING TO FAP TO IT
Ragnarok: rushing yards and rushing TDs
That makes no since: It's okay, he scored 35 TDs last year. Right, Link?
Link: Who's since?
ctrmcougar: he did win me my championship last year
That makes no since: NO LYNCH
Ragnarok: ok, nevermind, Bradshaw gets worst
Link: Who's No Lynch?
That makes no since: A homo
Link: lol smurf
That makes no since: Kaiser, I just got why you want me to draft Marshawn
KaiserYou: lol r-tard
ctrmcougar: too much value there
KaiserYou: but he got paid!
ctrmcougar: hate TE this early, but it is Gronk
Link: HE GOT PAID AND WILL NOT PERFORM
Link: /wf logic
KaiserYou: I wanted Bradshaw. I think it's a good year to take 2 RB's
That makes no since: I'll take biggest gamble fo the round
KaiserYou: good pick No lynch
KaiserYou: AD is the greatest
SanchO: Walt has no RBs, hmmm
Link: Actually cake is the greatest.
KaiserYou: he puts Christian Ponder on his back
WalterFootball: I hate all RBs this year
Link: JAMES ISAAC NEUTRON.
ctrmcougar: i said the same thing in an earlier draft
KaiserYou: Walter, the RB quality isn't that great though after the first 2
Ragnarok: God...I was thinking, "I gotta remember not to mention any undrafted guys"...and then I realized it wasn't CMD
WalterFootball: I don't think it's good in the first 2
ctrmcougar: all 3 of the top guys have problems
slutbanger: yeah, kaiser has no idea what he's talking about
KaiserYou: I'll take Mathews in the middle of the first with another workhorse potentially in the 2nd
slutbanger: thumbs up
Ragnarok: ...I think there's grass in my salad
ctrmcougar: nicks is droppping a lot
Link: into Nas' ass
SanchO: Damn i was about to take marshall
KaiserYou: NFC North passing D FTW!!
Link: GO AHEAD AND TAKE THE FULL MINUTE, smurf
ctrmcougar: just wait till Aaron Berry takes over as a shutdown corner
That makes no since: Glad I took a WR early
KaiserYou: Sancho is nxt up yet?
That makes no since: Nice picks, slut
SanchO: no idea Kaiser, its on tv here anyway so i wait for it
slutbanger: thanks, brah
That makes no since: ...that sounded much more hateful than intended.
Link: BUT HE'S HOLDING OUT AND WILL SUCK!
KaiserYou: I'll admit that I chuckle at Link's caps
KaiserYou: Homer pick time!!
KaiserYou: Dawwww yeah
IR: I have an irrational hatred for Colston
ctrmcougar: relying on ponder/webb is rough
That makes no since: 6/10. not super homerific, but not good pickk
ctrmcougar: how is stafford still there?
That makes no since: STFU
Link: cuz ur gay
KaiserYou: Link will take him
ctrmcougar: no he wont
KaiserYou: aww I just saw him go
KaiserYou: good pick link
That makes no since: Please be healthy...
SanchO: Greenes a big bust
Link: He doesnt have boobs, does he?
KaiserYou: BUT PEYTON CAN'T CHUCK THE DEEP BALL!!
IR: Greene blows ass
That makes no since: Absolutely hate that pick.
That makes no since: I was debating Dez and Thomas. Good pick, IR
IR: Thanks. I have always been a fan of Dez. Hoping for more consistency this year.
pheltz: Damn, my WF Dyansty squad is stacked.
ctrmcougar: my RBs are once again terrible
pheltz: great pick on beannie
IR: Really strong value with Vick.
That makes no since: Who figures to be the #1 in Dallas?
That makes no since: Dez or Austin?
ctrmcougar: beanie is good value, but isnt a starting RB, is he?
ctrmcougar: Dez if he learns the playbook
That makes no since: He went over 1K last year, I think?
IR: Personally I think Dez
That makes no since: 1,047 yards, 10 TDs. Should be the starter, Cougar
KaiserYou: Dez is a monster if he ever gets his head on straight
KaiserYou: too much talent
ctrmcougar: i meant in fantasy. is beanie a number 2 this year?
That makes no since: Ah
pheltz: fack you
KaiserYou: Pheltz likes his tight ends
Ragnarok: You mean his ends tight
Link: not censored?
Link: RAG IS A *****
KaiserYou: I'm good like htat
KaiserYou: need more fingering exercises...
Link: try your ass
Ragnarok: hmmm...time to take the best RB available
KaiserYou: Tiki Barber?
KaiserYou: don't be a ***** Sancho
That makes no since: Edgerrin James?
KaiserYou: don't take him
IR: Ben Tate is not a #2
SanchO: Ha i almost took him
Ragnarok: I'll take him over Starks
That makes no since: He's a low end #1 if somebody breaks Foster's leg, though.
IR: True. But thats a lot of hoping
That makes no since: Depends on how much cash Rags has.
Ragnarok: But Foster got paid?
ctrmcougar: for NFL top 100, welker's highlight was the superbowl drop
IR: Its time for everyone to take backup QBs to screw over Skill
That makes no since: Did skill ever say who he is?
IR: Not sure
ctrmcougar: wayne is going to have a rebound year like smith with newton
That makes no since: you only say that because Painter is terrible.
SanchO: Dont you guys get your picks ready ahead of time?
Ragnarok: pheltz does, then he forgets
KaiserYou: lol another Pheltz is old joke!!!
That makes no since: Pheltz isn't that old, is he?
Link: over 9000
slutbanger: no wf is just that unimaginative
SanchO: I spent ages looking for doug martin lol
pheltz: he's on my roster
KaiserYou: ugh at least he's going to be the starter
SanchO: i realised that after my exhaustive search
pheltz: What's Ingram gonna do this year?
That makes no since: Cap'N....
That makes no since:
SanchO: RBs are so awful lol
That makes no since: wut
Ragnarok: I like the Pead pick
IR: TY. It locks up STL's backfield for me
pheltz: Tough to take a handcuff when you only have 2 RBs though
IR: There isnt anyone worth taking over Pead in the RB department right now
IR: I can find a fill in couple of points guy later thats just as good as I would find now
That makes no since: Not a fan of that pick, Kaiser.
KaiserYou: me neither
KaiserYou: he's serviceable at the start of the season, which is when I'll need him
SanchO: ugh common slut banger
KaiserYou: I wish Joe was here so he could take Ochocinco
KaiserYou: and then proclaim he will have a great season
Ragnarok: I wish Vitor was here to take Mendelhall
That makes no since: I'll draft him in the 15th if he's there
Ragnarok: Good Lord, Walt is on a RB run
WalterFootball: haha I have to be after my first 5 rounds
ctrmcougar: i wanted rodgers too
That makes no since: Do you always carry 5 RB?
pheltz: Oh coward wtf
ctrmcougar: he will take over the job
Ragnarok: get qb, te, wr early then a bunch of backs and play matchups?
ctrmcougar: my first year in fantasy i played matchups the entire year at every position
ctrmcougar: made it to the semifinals
That makes no since: I like to think I'm the early 2000 Colts of fantasy
KaiserYou: I'm not a big fan of that strategy
That makes no since: I'm great at making the playoffs, and terrible at staying in them.
ctrmcougar: i had no idea what i was doing
KaiserYou: I prefer getting the workhorse backs and playing matchups or getting value elsewhere
Ragnarok: I BELIEVE IN CAAAAAAAMMM
ctrmcougar: i dont normally do this, but might be worth it
Ragnarok: the hell did fleener go before gonzo?
That makes no since: You know smart drafting, Rags?
Ragnarok: Walt gets to give himself worst pick!
Ragnarok: I do
Ragnarok: , he said as he took a defense too early
That makes no since: Think of the exact opposite.
That makes no since: (just kidding Link, you're still my boy)
KaiserYou: THAT WAS MY ULTIMATE SUPER DUPER HANDCUFF DAMMIT!!!
Ragnarok: Jared Cook sucks
KaiserYou: no kid, he doesn't
SanchO: Starting WR in the 12th
Ragnarok: Yes he does
Ragnarok: I know the titans better than you and ya know it
ctrmcougar: who is going to take moss?
Ragnarok: not Walt, he'll take another RB
pheltz: Walt, your team is vomit worthy. I hope you're just testing a strat.
KaiserYou: round 13, time to take other people's handcuffs
WalterFootball: I actually like this team a lot
KaiserYou: how many rounds here? 16?
Ragnarok: I kind of like the strategy Walt has
KaiserYou: nvm 15
pheltz: Well, its unconventional. I'll give you that.
WalterFootball: I hate all the RBs this year
Ragnarok: I would be doing the same thing Walt is with one of my RB spots
WalterFootball: I mean, I'd love to get Rice, McCoy, Foster, etc. but I don't like many other ones
KaiserYou: JASON HANSON!!?? LINK WILL NOT BE HAPPY HE DIDN'T GET HIS KICKER
pheltz: Gotta get someone on my roster older than me.
That makes no since: You drafted Favre?
KaiserYou: Pheltz likes look at them text messages
KaiserYou: of his nuts
pheltz: Oh, uh, hey Jenn. Its uh, um, Pheltz. I huh, uh, maybe we can get together. Huh, uh, ok.
Ragnarok: Id get together with her
KaiserYou: Don't lie Pheltz, you wanted to get with Favre when he was a Jet
IR: Compare your teams to mine and then kill yourselves
Ragnarok: Favre was never a jet
Ragnarok: or a Viking
KaiserYou: he was a Falcon!!
Ragnarok: He retired after 2008 and stayed that way
KaiserYou: then Tarvaris Jackson was the QB when we beat your ass twice in 09?
That makes no since: I like my roster a lot, except Flynn and Moreno, and Daniel Thomas is iffy
ctrmcougar: I live my team
ctrmcougar: weak at RB, but good
WalterFootball: I think almost everyone's going to be weak at RB this year
WalterFootball: so might as well be strong elsewhere
That makes no since: *IF* Adrian Peterson can stay healthy, I'd be set
pheltz: This one's for you GeorgiaJeff
ctrmcougar: i like skill's RBs
KaiserYou: I love my first 7 picks
WalterFootball: haha big if
That makes no since: That being said, he won't stay healthy.
SanchO: I like my team
Ragnarok: I like Forte a lot year
KaiserYou: I did meh after the 7th
Ragnarok: Good draft guys
ctrmcougar: Looking forward to seeing this on the site
Ragnarok: See you next week
ctrmcougar: this was fun
KaiserYou: yep I'm looking forward to it
KaiserYou: back to the Mafia thread
That makes no since: Good draft, guys.
That makes no since: can somebody post the image on the forums so we can debate?
KaiserYou: Walt copy the chat log too for lulz
I tried posting a screenshot of the draft, but the image didn't work. What a rip.
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