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Walt got the very last spot
For those of you not in the mock, this is going to be an interesting write up.
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SanchO: lol before the code right prod?
Prodigy: Smart man Sancho, smart man
Ragnarok: I knew someone would do that
SanchO: Its easier when theres much fewer 14s
the My Team machines: are you srs? it wouldn't allow the s3x machines
Prodigy: Yeah, knew it had to be the next one to come up, hopefully Walt makes it in
XIII: Not looking good.
Kaiser: I MADE IT!! smurfS GOING DOWN
Ckane138: 14 team eh?
SanchO: lol walt got the last spot
Kaiser: Coward you can leave now
Ragnarok: thank god
Kaiser: go on
Prodigy: Haha Kaiser
md4l: This is standard right?
Kaiser: bye Coward
Ragnarok: standard tonight
Ckane138: smurf yo'self
Kaiser: team 4's going inactive
Ragnarok: ppr tomorrow
SanchO: is everyone wf? i count 9 at least
WalterFootball: Holy crap, spots 6 and 4 failed for me but i got lucky the 3rd time
the My Team machines: can i change team name?
Kaiser: who let the black man draft first?
XIII: I don't post on the forums but yeah I'm WF.
KG: same with me
Beeper King : same here
Prodigy: Did VF make it in?
KG: always lurking, but never post
SanchO: so everyone but 8?
Laydowndead: Any non WFers?
Ckane138: Everyone report position 13.
No Lynching ErBody: Does it count if I wish I didn't post?
Kaiser: virginfan didn't make it?
Kaiser: you report me and the draft cuts off
XIII: Why would a random join a 14 man..
SanchO: no it doesnt
the My Team machines: lol kaiser and no lynch's 'jokes'!!! this should be comedy gold
WalterFootball: Wait, why did my team name change to BJP?
SanchO: Is that mcnulty
Ragnarok: It didnt?
Prodigy: Its good still on mine
Kaiser: hi mcnulty
No Lynching ErBody: That was my guess.
the My Team machines: i'm hate masturbating to a picture of tbod. what does that tell you?
SanchO: oh yeah
the My Team machines: we all have our idiosyncracies
No Lynching ErBody: That parents should apply for licenses?
the My Team machines: or some spelling variation thereof
the My Team machines: that url description terrifies me to my very core
No Lynching ErBody: Sancho
Laydowndead: It involves an ewok. Even more afraid?
No Lynching ErBody: I have no idea what your post on the Rankings meant.
Kaiser: why would you make them bite the pillow? let them scream
Kaiser: BTW just have to mention this:
Kaiser: SOMEBODY VOTED ME #1!!
SanchO: that persons clearly retarded
Prodigy: I have a feeling it was you
Ragnarok: I have 30 bucks in sushi here
Kaiser: McNulty wasn't voting Sancho
Ragnarok: nom nom nom nom
SanchO: so kaiser is retarded
SanchO: thanks prod
Kaiser: cuz I didn't vote Swag #1 or anything
No Lynching ErBody: ....That post didn't clarify it in the slightest, Sancho
No Lynching ErBody: But I did laugh.
SanchO: I voted IR no.1
Kaiser: hannah storm is sexy
the My Team machines: is this mafia talk?
SanchO: Oh no lynch. i just dont like that attitude
Prodigy: That was directed at Kaiser Sancho. lol. You arent retarded.
WalterFootball: i voted DT No. 1
Kaiser: her hair is all messed up
SanchO: i know, i meant in conjunction with that i said
SanchO: lol walt
Kaiser: whoever did her hair needs to be lynched
the My Team machines: WHERE IS CKANE
Kaiser: Coward bolted
No Lynching ErBody: Your words cut me deep, Sancho I thought we were bro's
Ckane138: smurf off
Prodigy: Ckane has a deep hatred of Kaiser. Its great really.
Kaiser: I will later tonight CKane.
the My Team machines: do you actually think that is a witty remark? like, actually?
Kaiser: idgaf if people hate me, means that I'm making an impact on their life
the My Team machines: people don't hate you. people hate that you don't realize no one cares about you
Kaiser: it's still hate
Prodigy: Who is TMTM?
the My Team machines: nunya
the My Team machines: nunya smurfing business
No Lynching ErBody: My favorite mod.
Ckane138: This isn't PPR or anything? Just standard draft?
Prodigy: Im not convinced
WalterFootball: standard yeah, with 14 teams
Kaiser: McNulty's my favorite mod as well
XIII: Good luck. I love you.
the My Team machines: I like this XIII guy.
Kaiser: WHAT A STEAL BY THE BLACK GUY!!
WalterFootball: i picked Arian Foster
SanchO: no you didnt
Laydowndead: Why is Ray Rice 6th behind Mathews?
Ckane138: I'll trade you for Rice.
WalterFootball: yeah i did
the My Team machines: that happened to me last mock
Prodigy: Arian Foster going Vegan terrifies me
the My Team machines: apparently FFC hates handsome people
WalterFootball: when i picked Foster it said "it's not your turn to draft"
the My Team machines: i'm up, guys.
the My Team machines: ew this spot sucks
Laydowndead: That happened to me in a different draft, Walter
Ckane138: Still better than WF drafts.
Kaiser: take Steve McNair if he's there
Laydowndead: Must be a glitch
Ragnarok: Never speak of that draft again
No Lynching ErBody: McNair?
Prodigy: Totes awk
the My Team machines: don't you guys hate tbod?
Kaiser: nah we only hate Kaiser. Everybody else is irrelevant
No Lynching ErBody: I don't hate Kaiser.
Prodigy: I hate Anosh
Prodigy: I should have wrote him in on my top 25
No Lynching ErBody: I considered including Phatal.
the My Team machines: you nerds did Top 25 rankings for a game that conists of 40 people? Nice.
Prodigy: Yup, thats McNulty
No Lynching ErBody: lol
Ragnarok: Isnt that what you mom did to rank her lovers form the last week?
the My Team machines: ...
No Lynching ErBody: 4/10
Kaiser: LOL A MOM JOKE!! you're a smurf
No Lynching ErBody: Came off forced and unnatural
Prodigy: 2 typos too
Ragnarok: oh well
Kaiser: fkin terrible execution
the My Team machines: you guys rival Link for comedy skillz
No Lynching ErBody: Thanks!
Kaiser: that's why I've stoped making the jokes and started making fun of everybody who tries to make a joke
SanchO: lol Link V McNulty is the greatest
SanchO: Link never wins
No Lynching ErBody: I like to think Link always wins.
Kaiser: link is a dink
the My Team machines: If anyone on this forum was shoved in lockers and given wedgies in high school it is without a doubt Link
WalterFootball: Hakeem Nicks
WalterFootball: wooo got my pick in
the My Team machines: Walt how many real drafts do you do approx.?
BJP: I picked him too huh
Prodigy: lol whut
XIII: Wha the
WalterFootball: usually 7
SanchO: Who is BJP?
Prodigy: Is there two people at that 2nd spot?
SanchO: is there 2 guys in one spot somehow?
WalterFootball: lol i told you that it says BJP for me
Prodigy: BJP get your ass out
the My Team machines: hahaah this draft is so strange
SanchO: who picked newton?
BJP: i did
Kaiser: new draft?
SanchO: walt can still analyse this
Laydowndead: Is M. Night Shyamalan directing this mock? What a twist
the My Team machines: how is there not a commercial about cam newton's laws of motion
WalterFootball: I picked Newton too
the My Team machines: hahahahah now that I like. Nicely done, LDD
BJP: do you just want to tell me who you want when the pick comes around walt?
WalterFootball: yeah sure, i'm going off my top 250 sheet though
Ragnarok: the smurf is going on?
Laydowndead: I never saw it coming. 2 people in the 2 spot
md4l: I'm living wrong or there's 15 ppl in this mock?
Ckane138: Has Walt finally lost it?
the My Team machines: uh oh. i might have frozen
Ckane138: I had October 2012 in the 'when does Walt lose it?' pool.
Ragnarok: Walt ran out of cereal and went nanners
the My Team machines: Who is LDD?
WalterFootball: we could do a team draft
the My Team machines: i got turkey patties with cranberries and stuffing embedded. i'm half excited and three-quarters scared
Laydowndead: I'm a WF member
Laydowndead: Kind of a lurker
No Lynching ErBody: we're all lurkers
the My Team machines: How do you feel about tbod?
No Lynching ErBody: He's a douche.
the My Team machines: Boy howdy, is he ever.
Kaiser: troll my ******* Sancho
Prodigy: I feel like I can predict half of Sanchos team before we even draft
Kaiser: stud WR's!!
SanchO: I decide pretty early who i like and dont like
the My Team machines: i hate ross tucker so much
Laydowndead: Walter, even though I got Dog Killer don
Laydowndead: 't worry, I'll get a good backup
the My Team machines: Who is the Beeper King? Best team name in here
WalterFootball: haha we shall see
Beeper King : thanks
No Lynching ErBody: I still think QB Philadelphia Eagles #7 was better.
md4l: I was in a mock earlier and someone named their team Cromartie's Kids
the My Team machines: Ckane, have we won the NBA CMD yet?
md4l: No one is topping that
Laydowndead: Janoris Jenkins' Kids
Prodigy: I swear I laugh at everything McNulty says. I dont know why. It scares me sometimes
Laydowndead: He'll have just as many in like 5 years
No Lynching ErBody: Hey Rags
the My Team machines: Janoris Jenkins reminds of the first epsiode of Always Sunny
Ckane138: The gay bar?
No Lynching ErBody: Do you think your ability to sell insurance would be improved if you had larger breasts?
BJP: who do you want walt?
WalterFootball: definitely Gates
Ragnarok: Of course
the My Team machines: Yeah isn't the gay dude's sister Jelani Jenkins or something
No Lynching ErBody: ....I guess I have to chalk this one up to the wife, then.
the My Team machines: let's ask md4l. he probably knows her
SanchO: Yeah that Cromartie one was great
WalterFootball: Chris Wells or best RB available
WalterFootball: these guys all suck
BJP: i had him on the queue
WalterFootball: in an ideal year, Chris Wells would be a 7th-round pick
WalterFootball: but there are no RBs anymore
Ragnarok: I hate you Walt
the My Team machines: Walt you should have gotten in the WF.com Dynasty league. We can kick tbod out if you want in
the My Team machines: THe best part of the league is how much everyone hates Midguy
Prodigy: I love when all the teams before you on the turn have QBs already so you know you get the one you want
md4l: it's not cuz he's black
Kaiser: stfu *******
Kaiser: don't tell them what I'm picking
Ragnarok: I love the taste of raw fish
the My Team machines: md4l: i'd be lying if i said that wasn't the reason
Kaiser: I love the smell of raw fish. Somebody told me I'll love the smell of vagina then
md4l: You didn't even have to explain that to me mcnutty
Ragnarok: If you can eat sushi, you can eat smurf
Kaiser: smurfing sancho
No Lynching ErBody: It feels the same, too, Kaiser.
SanchO: Enjoy Greene
Kaiser: he was the best left lol
Kaiser: if it's ground and pound for the Jets again then I'll be fine
Ragnarok: Yeah...id rather take a chance on Ridley than any of those guys just drafted
the My Team machines: KG I'm going to punch you in the smurf
No Lynching ErBody: Not the smurf! Anything but that!
KG: i settled
SanchO: Id have Best before the other 3 drafted this round
Kaiser: rounds 7-15 taking QB's every round
Kaiser: let's go
Ragnarok: I refuse to draft Best
XIII: Apparently RG3 has said that Hightower is the RB to pickup
Kaiser: hannah storm has nice tits for 50+ yrs old
XIII: Shanahan has got in his head already.
Kaiser: Hightower for the 2 weeks he's not injured
WalterFootball: let's go with Best because MD4L is going to take RBs
md4l: how did you know that?
the My Team machines: he racially profiled you
No Lynching ErBody: woman's intuition
BJP: I've been just about to draft every player you've said so far
Ckane138: Robert Meachem's on the Chargers? I didn't know that. I bet that contract's terrible, right?
Beeper King : 4 years, $12 million
the My Team machines: Beeper King gets me every time
SanchO: smurf thats great
Ckane138: 4 years, $26M? Jesus Christ
SanchO: oh yeah
the My Team machines: Meachem? More like Reachem (because I reached on him...)
XIII: I don't get it.
SanchO: I like Meachem a lot
the My Team machines: i went next level 13, don't worry about it
WalterFootball: everyone either loves or hates Meachem
No Lynching ErBody: I have no feelings about the guy.
Prodigy: Sancho weeps as Titus Young goes off the board
SanchO: Dont care
XIII: I send him flowers on Valentine's Day.
No Lynching ErBody: Does he put out?
SanchO: he just reached
No Lynching ErBody: Damn you Kaiser
Kaiser: hate me now?
No Lynching ErBody: No.
Kaiser: Gerhart + Rodgers for AP?
Kaiser: I'm not happy at all with this team
No Lynching ErBody: you might have the best receiving corps
the My Team machines: jeezus, hurry up
the My Team machines: i should hope so, since he took 3 in his first four picks
Kaiser: if it's 3 starters, I definitely have it
WalterFootball: yeeesh nothing left really
WalterFootball: we need Wrs so Santana Moss
md4l: Oh man
Kaiser: BJP, take Randy Moss next round
the My Team machines: Jacob Tamme feels like your doing him a disservice. No one can catch a pass and then hit the deck quite as fast as Jacob 'Armadillo' Tamme
WalterFootball: lol Kaiser
Kaiser: md4l your an ass
WalterFootball: Jonathan Baldwin i guess
md4l: someone else loves Kendall Wright this year?
the My Team machines: Jon Baldwin's still on the board? I think that's great value
the My Team machines: I took him and AJ Green in my big money Dynasty league last year and I feel great - nay, stupendous - about it
md4l: oh man we
the My Team machines: KG you're killing me, bro
md4l: still got 6 rounds left???
the My Team machines: zzzzzz
the My Team machines: do we need a QB in this league?
No Lynching ErBody: Probably not, man.
the My Team machines: i'm gonna risk it
Kaiser: no need for QB's
No Lynching ErBody: I see no reason you can't be the NYJ of fantasy football
Kaiser: more useless than taking a kicker
the My Team machines: i can pick up rusy smith on the waiver wire
Kaiser: anybody else listening to music while you draft?
the My Team machines: doing chem homework. it's actually more exciting than the draft
XIII: Watching UFC.
SanchO: why suh slow
the My Team machines: walt, can you go easy on my team when you critique this draft? My mom reads your stuff and doesn't like it when you're mean to me
WalterFootball: haha ok don't worry
XIII: Rofl holy smurf
Kaiser: I'm only doing this draft because I need something to hold me over until Jennamarbles puts up her latest video
the My Team machines: is that pornography?
Kaiser: you don't know who jenna marbles is?
Ragnarok: i dont
the My Team machines: of course I do! no, i really don't.
Kaiser: nice pick with Delone Carter
No Lynching ErBody: TY
No Lynching ErBody: She's a relatively attractive chick that makes stupid (yet entertaining) Youtube videos
Kaiser: if they go ground and pound he should be good for 5-6 TD's just as a backup
SanchO: i think i can guess a md4l pick on this turn
WalterFootball: Silent Bob
WalterFootball: (Kevin Smith)
Ragnarok: Yeah, I did it
Kaiser: worst pick of the round to rags
SanchO: Moss is really motivated
Prodigy: Its absurd how high FFC ranks him
Ragnarok: He'll put up more points than Jabar Gaffney
SanchO: boom knew Luck was comin
SanchO: Fleener now?
Kaiser: no he won't lol
Ragnarok: he will
Kaiser: Tebow and Nash are talking at the ESPY's
XIII: FFC's rankings are based on where users draft people isn't it?
XIII: Ugh damn you I wanted Fitz.
Kaiser: Nash has to be thinking: "How do I get more assists than you do completions per game"
SanchO: Is it?
SanchO: So if you reach for someone over and over it will adjust the ranks?
XIII: I think that's how it works.
the My Team machines: Kevin Nash?
Kaiser: Steve Nash
the My Team machines: Is he related to Kevin Nash?
Kaiser: Kevin Nash averages more torn quads per year than Tebow completions per game
SanchO: lol mcnoqb
No Lynching ErBody: Kevin Nash averages over 3 torn quads per year?
No Lynching ErBody: What a boss.
the My Team machines: I'm all in on the Bucs haha
the My Team machines: My new name for Kaiser is Paul Kaiser, because I'm a huge Mad About You fan
Kaiser: please fall to me
Ckane138: I'm avoiding Bucs. Because otherwise I'd have to watch them.
Kaiser: please fall to my pick
Prodigy: Kaiser wants a TE someone take the one he wants
Prodigy: or not
Kaiser: no I wanted Carson Palmer
Prodigy: either way im happy
Ragnarok: I know Im gonna get all the rushing yards for the giants and pats
the My Team machines: Except for my team being really bad I like it
Ckane138: Nah, Sammy Morris will get all the carries.
Prodigy: You dont have any white guys so thats a plus
the My Team machines: Jaaaaaash has to be a halfer though, right?
md4l: yes he is
the My Team machines: Is Blake Griffin a ginger? He looks like some freak you create in a video game
md4l: man I wanted Houston defense
Kaiser: I'd just like to say hi to all my legions of fans that will be reading the chat log
Kaiser: i love you guys
Ckane138: Sup Kaiser's mom.
md4l: Ya, blake is mixed, though he's haitian
md4l: which is the biggest shocker ever
Kaiser: my mom is Leelee, don't tell anybody
No Lynching ErBody: Not.
No Lynching ErBody: Surprised.
md4l: Fleener is gone
No Lynching ErBody: At all.
SanchO: aw man
SanchO: Saw that coming prod
Kaiser: lol at all the homer picks
the My Team machines: Did anyone see that Chris Paul Blake Griffin interview when Griffin went full retard and Van Gundy yelled "was blake griffin in a trance?" probably the funniest thing i've seen
Prodigy: Didnt notice Kaiser took Daniels from you.
Ckane138: Damn I wanted Smurfson.
md4l: so ckane you just not going to take a TE
Ckane138: He's buried deep in the rankings for some reason.
XIII: I noticed lol.
the My Team machines: hey, ckane, pipe down
SanchO: Daniels or Celek or Olsen is fine with me
XIII: I had to change to Alpha to find him.
SanchO: Burleson will get overtaken by Young
No Lynching ErBody: I know.
No Lynching ErBody: That's why he's my fifth string receiver.
WalterFootball: he's way down the list - Alex Green RB
Kaiser: I'm taking Corey Dillon soon, I heard he's making a comeback
XIII: Switch to Alpha sort to find him quicker.
Prodigy: These rankings have Tim Dwight over Lavelle Hawkins. Bold prediciton.
Kaiser: oh snap!!
Ragnarok: Lavelle sucks big floppy donkey smurf
Ckane138: Aaron Rodgers hold my diiiiiiiiiiiiick
Kaiser: take him MD4L
WalterFootball: that is not Alex Green!
the My Team machines: the late rounds of fake drafts are really, really fun
BJP: couldn't find him sorry!
Kaiser: MD4L take Alex Green
XIII: Switch to Alpha Sort at the top of Players
WalterFootball: lol it's ok
WalterFootball: Randall Cobb
md4l: im sorry kaiser
Ragnarok: if you had taken both green AND cobb i'd have been piisssseeedddd
Kaiser: I thought you were going to steal him from Walter
Prodigy: smurf I wanted Cobb too
WalterFootball: lol pretend that they're taken
Kaiser: you're good at that
Prodigy: lol martellus bennet
Kaiser: the bryant mckinnie of Tight Ends
WalterFootball: Rags, I'm giving you Bennett in the write-up :-P
No Lynching ErBody: Don't do it, Ckane
Ragnarok: at least give me green haha
WalterFootball: we'll both have them, it'll be confusing
KG: i want taiwan
SanchO: I can guess Kaisers pick already
Ckane138: I'm bolting.
Ckane138: Deal with it,
md4l: He never drafted a TE
SanchO: lol no te
SanchO: Dallas Clark or Kellen Winslow time!
SanchO: Eh Dustin Keller would be alright
Prodigy: Leave it to McNulty to draft a kicker only 2 rounds after his starting QB
the My Team machines: take that back
SanchO: Addai? lol
Ragnarok: Walt, I should get extra credit for getting two backfields
Prodigy: Nope. I meant it.
the My Team machines: TAKE IT BACK
the My Team machines: Addai is in NE? Did not know dat
WalterFootball: that's pretty awesome
SanchO: Kaiser to take Ponder here
SanchO: fine i will then
Kaiser: YOU MOTHERsmurfER
No Lynching ErBody: I guess I have to take my kicker and my back up QB, right?
Kaiser: all according to plan, I got Tebow
Beeper King : haha Tebow
Kaiser: Kaiser is a good boy
md4l: Joey Galloway/JJ Stokes/Roscoe Parrish/David Boston/Derek Hagan
md4l: All ranked above Brian Hartline
Kaiser: Kaiser is a good boy
Prodigy: Yeah for whatever reason FFC has all of the low tier WRs below the retired ones. lol
WalterFootball: Cardinals defense
No Lynching ErBody: nobody better take my QB
BJP: ill handle the kicker haha
Kaiser: of course KFC4L takes a dolphin
WalterFootball: lol ok
Ragnarok: oh, Ladainian is available!
Kaiser: take him
WalterFootball: nice, maybe post-surgery Peyton will suck in the red zone
WalterFootball: lol Kliff Kingsbury?
No Lynching ErBody: Dude's a hoss, amirite?
BJP: and my friend was his agent for a bit
WalterFootball: i love how Kingsbury has a Week 12 bye
Kaiser: no but...
Kaiser: Kaiser is a good boy
WalterFootball: former QB for the Texas Tech Red Raiders
Prodigy: FoRM would be proud
WalterFootball: played like maybe 5 preseason games for the Patriots
No Lynching ErBody: Well I went John David Booty last time. Hard to one up that
Kaiser: former Viking
WalterFootball: yeah i liked this one better
md4l: They took Kordell Stewart off these rankings after he announced his retirement a couple weeks ago
WalterFootball: CKane, do you really have no TE?
Beeper King : you can still take Kevin Dyson
No Lynching ErBody: A friend of mine picked up Chris Henry off the waiver wire in one league a couple years back.
Laydowndead: Nothing better than being American
No Lynching ErBody: This was a YEAR after his death.
Kaiser: ugh this team sucks
Prodigy: Damn I should have taken Armanti Edwards
Laydowndead: lol cassel
WalterFootball: Doug Pederson is still in this database
Kaiser: Stanzi ahead of Cassel?
Laydowndead: USA number 1
Laydowndead: thats all I have to say about stanzi
WalterFootball: John Skelton is a free agent in these rankings
Beeper King : TO is ranked ahead of Gabbert
No Lynching ErBody: Next draft, I'm getting Brett Basanez.
No Lynching ErBody: That's probably a real person.
Kaiser: I'm taking him before you
Kaiser: because Kaiser is a good boy
WalterFootball: nice, it'll have to be the 2-QB one tomorrow
No Lynching ErBody: Oh no! You can't!
Kaiser: later jokers
I thought I drafted a bad team but other people liked it.