Originally Posted by vikingfan
Walt got the very last spot
Originally Posted by SanchoPanza
For those of you not in the mock, this is going to be an interesting write up.
Now, now...you only say that because BJP has fun picks.
Originally Posted by LayDownDead
Originally Posted by MrsClov
Originally Posted by MrsClov
That's how I do.
I really hope to see Matthews in the top 5...
Not going to happen.
Originally Posted by vikingfan
Originally Posted by MrsClov
Originally Posted by MrsClov
That's how I do.
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SanchO: lol before the code right prod?
Prodigy: Smart man Sancho, smart man
Ragnarok: I knew someone would do that
SanchO: Its easier when theres much fewer 14s
the My Team machines: are you srs? it wouldn't allow the s3x machines
Prodigy: Yeah, knew it had to be the next one to come up, hopefully Walt makes it in
XIII: Not looking good.
Kaiser: I MADE IT!! smurfS GOING DOWN
Ckane138: 14 team eh?
SanchO: lol walt got the last spot
Kaiser: Coward you can leave now
Ragnarok: thank god
Kaiser: go on
Prodigy: Haha Kaiser
md4l: This is standard right?
Kaiser: bye Coward
Ragnarok: standard tonight
Ckane138: smurf yo'self
Kaiser: team 4's going inactive
Ragnarok: ppr tomorrow
SanchO: is everyone wf? i count 9 at least
WalterFootball: Holy crap, spots 6 and 4 failed for me but i got lucky the 3rd time
the My Team machines: can i change team name?
Kaiser: who let the black man draft first?
XIII: I don't post on the forums but yeah I'm WF.
KG: same with me
Beeper King : same here
Prodigy: Did VF make it in?
KG: always lurking, but never post
SanchO: so everyone but 8?
Laydowndead: Any non WFers?
Ckane138: Everyone report position 13.
No Lynching ErBody: Does it count if I wish I didn't post?
Kaiser: virginfan didn't make it?
Kaiser: you report me and the draft cuts off
XIII: Why would a random join a 14 man..
SanchO: no it doesnt
the My Team machines: lol kaiser and no lynch's 'jokes'!!! this should be comedy gold
WalterFootball: Wait, why did my team name change to BJP?
SanchO: Is that mcnulty
Ragnarok: It didnt?
Prodigy: Its good still on mine
Kaiser: hi mcnulty
No Lynching ErBody: That was my guess.
the My Team machines: i'm hate masturbating to a picture of tbod. what does that tell you?
SanchO: oh yeah
the My Team machines: we all have our idiosyncracies
No Lynching ErBody: That parents should apply for licenses?
the My Team machines: or some spelling variation thereof
the My Team machines: that url description terrifies me to my very core
No Lynching ErBody: Sancho
Laydowndead: It involves an ewok. Even more afraid?
No Lynching ErBody: I have no idea what your post on the Rankings meant.
Kaiser: why would you make them bite the pillow? let them scream
Kaiser: BTW just have to mention this:
Kaiser: SOMEBODY VOTED ME #1!!
SanchO: that persons clearly retarded
Prodigy: I have a feeling it was you
Ragnarok: I have 30 bucks in sushi here
Kaiser: McNulty wasn't voting Sancho
Ragnarok: nom nom nom nom
SanchO: so kaiser is retarded
SanchO: thanks prod
Kaiser: cuz I didn't vote Swag #1 or anything
No Lynching ErBody: ....That post didn't clarify it in the slightest, Sancho
No Lynching ErBody: But I did laugh.
SanchO: I voted IR no.1
Kaiser: hannah storm is sexy
the My Team machines: is this mafia talk?
SanchO: Oh no lynch. i just dont like that attitude
Prodigy: That was directed at Kaiser Sancho. lol. You arent retarded.
WalterFootball: i voted DT No. 1
Kaiser: her hair is all messed up
SanchO: i know, i meant in conjunction with that i said
SanchO: lol walt
Kaiser: whoever did her hair needs to be lynched
the My Team machines: WHERE IS CKANE
Kaiser: Coward bolted
No Lynching ErBody: Your words cut me deep, Sancho I thought we were bro's
Ckane138: smurf off
Prodigy: Ckane has a deep hatred of Kaiser. Its great really.
Kaiser: I will later tonight CKane.
the My Team machines: do you actually think that is a witty remark? like, actually?
Kaiser: idgaf if people hate me, means that I'm making an impact on their life
the My Team machines: people don't hate you. people hate that you don't realize no one cares about you
Kaiser: it's still hate
Prodigy: Who is TMTM?
the My Team machines: nunya
the My Team machines: nunya smurfing business
No Lynching ErBody: My favorite mod.
Ckane138: This isn't PPR or anything? Just standard draft?
Prodigy: Im not convinced
WalterFootball: standard yeah, with 14 teams
Kaiser: McNulty's my favorite mod as well
XIII: Good luck. I love you.
the My Team machines: I like this XIII guy.
Kaiser: WHAT A STEAL BY THE BLACK GUY!!
WalterFootball: i picked Arian Foster
SanchO: no you didnt
Laydowndead: Why is Ray Rice 6th behind Mathews?
Ckane138: I'll trade you for Rice.
WalterFootball: yeah i did
the My Team machines: that happened to me last mock
Prodigy: Arian Foster going Vegan terrifies me
the My Team machines: apparently FFC hates handsome people
WalterFootball: when i picked Foster it said "it's not your turn to draft"
the My Team machines: i'm up, guys.
the My Team machines: ew this spot sucks
Laydowndead: That happened to me in a different draft, Walter
Ckane138: Still better than WF drafts.
Kaiser: take Steve McNair if he's there
Laydowndead: Must be a glitch
Ragnarok: Never speak of that draft again
No Lynching ErBody: McNair?
Prodigy: Totes awk
the My Team machines: don't you guys hate tbod?
Kaiser: nah we only hate Kaiser. Everybody else is irrelevant
No Lynching ErBody: I don't hate Kaiser.
Prodigy: I hate Anosh
Prodigy: I should have wrote him in on my top 25
No Lynching ErBody: I considered including Phatal.
the My Team machines: you nerds did Top 25 rankings for a game that conists of 40 people? Nice.
Prodigy: Yup, thats McNulty
No Lynching ErBody: lol
Ragnarok: Isnt that what you mom did to rank her lovers form the last week?
the My Team machines: ...
No Lynching ErBody: 4/10
Kaiser: LOL A MOM JOKE!! you're a smurf
No Lynching ErBody: Came off forced and unnatural
Prodigy: 2 typos too
Ragnarok: oh well
Kaiser: fkin terrible execution
the My Team machines: you guys rival Link for comedy skillz
No Lynching ErBody: Thanks!
Kaiser: that's why I've stoped making the jokes and started making fun of everybody who tries to make a joke
SanchO: lol Link V McNulty is the greatest
SanchO: Link never wins
No Lynching ErBody: I like to think Link always wins.
Kaiser: link is a dink
the My Team machines: If anyone on this forum was shoved in lockers and given wedgies in high school it is without a doubt Link
WalterFootball: Hakeem Nicks
WalterFootball: wooo got my pick in
the My Team machines: Walt how many real drafts do you do approx.?
BJP: I picked him too huh
Prodigy: lol whut
XIII: Wha the
WalterFootball: usually 7
SanchO: Who is BJP?
Prodigy: Is there two people at that 2nd spot?
SanchO: is there 2 guys in one spot somehow?
WalterFootball: lol i told you that it says BJP for me
Prodigy: BJP get your ass out
the My Team machines: hahaah this draft is so strange
SanchO: who picked newton?
BJP: i did
Kaiser: new draft?
SanchO: walt can still analyse this
Laydowndead: Is M. Night Shyamalan directing this mock? What a twist
the My Team machines: how is there not a commercial about cam newton's laws of motion
WalterFootball: I picked Newton too
the My Team machines: hahahahah now that I like. Nicely done, LDD
BJP: do you just want to tell me who you want when the pick comes around walt?
WalterFootball: yeah sure, i'm going off my top 250 sheet though
Ragnarok: the smurf is going on?
Laydowndead: I never saw it coming. 2 people in the 2 spot
md4l: I'm living wrong or there's 15 ppl in this mock?
Ckane138: Has Walt finally lost it?
the My Team machines: uh oh. i might have frozen
Ckane138: I had October 2012 in the 'when does Walt lose it?' pool.
Ragnarok: Walt ran out of cereal and went nanners
the My Team machines: Who is LDD?
WalterFootball: we could do a team draft
the My Team machines: i got turkey patties with cranberries and stuffing embedded. i'm half excited and three-quarters scared
Laydowndead: I'm a WF member
Laydowndead: Kind of a lurker
No Lynching ErBody: we're all lurkers
the My Team machines: How do you feel about tbod?
No Lynching ErBody: He's a douche.
the My Team machines: Boy howdy, is he ever.
Kaiser: troll my ******* Sancho
Prodigy: I feel like I can predict half of Sanchos team before we even draft
Kaiser: stud WR's!!
SanchO: I decide pretty early who i like and dont like
the My Team machines: i hate ross tucker so much
Laydowndead: Walter, even though I got Dog Killer don
Laydowndead: 't worry, I'll get a good backup
the My Team machines: Who is the Beeper King? Best team name in here
WalterFootball: haha we shall see
Beeper King : thanks
No Lynching ErBody: I still think QB Philadelphia Eagles #7 was better.
md4l: I was in a mock earlier and someone named their team Cromartie's Kids
the My Team machines: Ckane, have we won the NBA CMD yet?
md4l: No one is topping that
Laydowndead: Janoris Jenkins' Kids
Prodigy: I swear I laugh at everything McNulty says. I dont know why. It scares me sometimes
Laydowndead: He'll have just as many in like 5 years
No Lynching ErBody: Hey Rags
the My Team machines: Janoris Jenkins reminds of the first epsiode of Always Sunny
Ckane138: The gay bar?
No Lynching ErBody: Do you think your ability to sell insurance would be improved if you had larger breasts?
BJP: who do you want walt?
WalterFootball: definitely Gates
Ragnarok: Of course
the My Team machines: Yeah isn't the gay dude's sister Jelani Jenkins or something
No Lynching ErBody: ....I guess I have to chalk this one up to the wife, then.
the My Team machines: let's ask md4l. he probably knows her
SanchO: Yeah that Cromartie one was great
WalterFootball: Chris Wells or best RB available
WalterFootball: these guys all suck
BJP: i had him on the queue
WalterFootball: in an ideal year, Chris Wells would be a 7th-round pick
WalterFootball: but there are no RBs anymore
Ragnarok: I hate you Walt
the My Team machines: Walt you should have gotten in the WF.com Dynasty league. We can kick tbod out if you want in
the My Team machines: THe best part of the league is how much everyone hates Midguy
Prodigy: I love when all the teams before you on the turn have QBs already so you know you get the one you want
md4l: it's not cuz he's black
Kaiser: stfu *******
Kaiser: don't tell them what I'm picking
Ragnarok: I love the taste of raw fish
the My Team machines: md4l: i'd be lying if i said that wasn't the reason
Kaiser: I love the smell of raw fish. Somebody told me I'll love the smell of vagina then
md4l: You didn't even have to explain that to me mcnutty
Ragnarok: If you can eat sushi, you can eat smurf
Kaiser: smurfing sancho
No Lynching ErBody: It feels the same, too, Kaiser.
SanchO: Enjoy Greene
Kaiser: he was the best left lol
Kaiser: if it's ground and pound for the Jets again then I'll be fine
Ragnarok: Yeah...id rather take a chance on Ridley than any of those guys just drafted
the My Team machines: KG I'm going to punch you in the smurf
No Lynching ErBody: Not the smurf! Anything but that!
KG: i settled
SanchO: Id have Best before the other 3 drafted this round
Kaiser: rounds 7-15 taking QB's every round
Kaiser: let's go
Ragnarok: I refuse to draft Best
XIII: Apparently RG3 has said that Hightower is the RB to pickup
Kaiser: hannah storm has nice tits for 50+ yrs old
XIII: Shanahan has got in his head already.
Kaiser: Hightower for the 2 weeks he's not injured
WalterFootball: let's go with Best because MD4L is going to take RBs
md4l: how did you know that?
the My Team machines: he racially profiled you
No Lynching ErBody: woman's intuition
BJP: I've been just about to draft every player you've said so far
Ckane138: Robert Meachem's on the Chargers? I didn't know that. I bet that contract's terrible, right?
Beeper King : 4 years, $12 million
the My Team machines: Beeper King gets me every time
SanchO: smurf thats great
Ckane138: 4 years, $26M? Jesus Christ
SanchO: oh yeah
the My Team machines: Meachem? More like Reachem (because I reached on him...)
XIII: I don't get it.
SanchO: I like Meachem a lot
the My Team machines: i went next level 13, don't worry about it
WalterFootball: everyone either loves or hates Meachem
No Lynching ErBody: I have no feelings about the guy.
Prodigy: Sancho weeps as Titus Young goes off the board
SanchO: Dont care
XIII: I send him flowers on Valentine's Day.
No Lynching ErBody: Does he put out?
SanchO: he just reached
No Lynching ErBody: Damn you Kaiser
Kaiser: hate me now?
No Lynching ErBody: No.
Kaiser: Gerhart + Rodgers for AP?
Kaiser: I'm not happy at all with this team
No Lynching ErBody: you might have the best receiving corps
the My Team machines: jeezus, hurry up
the My Team machines: i should hope so, since he took 3 in his first four picks
Kaiser: if it's 3 starters, I definitely have it
WalterFootball: yeeesh nothing left really
WalterFootball: we need Wrs so Santana Moss
md4l: Oh man
Kaiser: BJP, take Randy Moss next round
the My Team machines: Jacob Tamme feels like your doing him a disservice. No one can catch a pass and then hit the deck quite as fast as Jacob 'Armadillo' Tamme
WalterFootball: lol Kaiser
Kaiser: md4l your an ass
WalterFootball: Jonathan Baldwin i guess
md4l: someone else loves Kendall Wright this year?
the My Team machines: Jon Baldwin's still on the board? I think that's great value
the My Team machines: I took him and AJ Green in my big money Dynasty league last year and I feel great - nay, stupendous - about it
md4l: oh man we
the My Team machines: KG you're killing me, bro
md4l: still got 6 rounds left???
the My Team machines: zzzzzz
the My Team machines: do we need a QB in this league?
No Lynching ErBody: Probably not, man.
the My Team machines: i'm gonna risk it
Kaiser: no need for QB's
No Lynching ErBody: I see no reason you can't be the NYJ of fantasy football
Kaiser: more useless than taking a kicker
the My Team machines: i can pick up rusy smith on the waiver wire
Kaiser: anybody else listening to music while you draft?
the My Team machines: doing chem homework. it's actually more exciting than the draft
XIII: Watching UFC.
SanchO: why suh slow
the My Team machines: walt, can you go easy on my team when you critique this draft? My mom reads your stuff and doesn't like it when you're mean to me
WalterFootball: haha ok don't worry
XIII: Rofl holy smurf
Kaiser: I'm only doing this draft because I need something to hold me over until Jennamarbles puts up her latest video
the My Team machines: is that pornography?
Kaiser: you don't know who jenna marbles is?
Ragnarok: i dont
the My Team machines: of course I do! no, i really don't.
Kaiser: nice pick with Delone Carter
No Lynching ErBody: TY
No Lynching ErBody: She's a relatively attractive chick that makes stupid (yet entertaining) Youtube videos
Kaiser: if they go ground and pound he should be good for 5-6 TD's just as a backup
SanchO: i think i can guess a md4l pick on this turn
WalterFootball: Silent Bob
WalterFootball: (Kevin Smith)
Ragnarok: Yeah, I did it
Kaiser: worst pick of the round to rags
SanchO: Moss is really motivated
Prodigy: Its absurd how high FFC ranks him
Ragnarok: He'll put up more points than Jabar Gaffney
SanchO: boom knew Luck was comin
SanchO: Fleener now?
Kaiser: no he won't lol
Ragnarok: he will
Kaiser: Tebow and Nash are talking at the ESPY's
XIII: FFC's rankings are based on where users draft people isn't it?
XIII: Ugh damn you I wanted Fitz.
Kaiser: Nash has to be thinking: "How do I get more assists than you do completions per game"
SanchO: Is it?
SanchO: So if you reach for someone over and over it will adjust the ranks?
XIII: I think that's how it works.
the My Team machines: Kevin Nash?
Kaiser: Steve Nash
the My Team machines: Is he related to Kevin Nash?
Kaiser: Kevin Nash averages more torn quads per year than Tebow completions per game
SanchO: lol mcnoqb
No Lynching ErBody: Kevin Nash averages over 3 torn quads per year?
No Lynching ErBody: What a boss.
the My Team machines: I'm all in on the Bucs haha
the My Team machines: My new name for Kaiser is Paul Kaiser, because I'm a huge Mad About You fan
Kaiser: please fall to me
Ckane138: I'm avoiding Bucs. Because otherwise I'd have to watch them.
Kaiser: please fall to my pick
Prodigy: Kaiser wants a TE someone take the one he wants
Prodigy: or not
Kaiser: no I wanted Carson Palmer
Prodigy: either way im happy
Ragnarok: I know Im gonna get all the rushing yards for the giants and pats
the My Team machines: Except for my team being really bad I like it
Ckane138: Nah, Sammy Morris will get all the carries.
Prodigy: You dont have any white guys so thats a plus
the My Team machines: Jaaaaaash has to be a halfer though, right?
md4l: yes he is
the My Team machines: Is Blake Griffin a ginger? He looks like some freak you create in a video game
md4l: man I wanted Houston defense
Kaiser: I'd just like to say hi to all my legions of fans that will be reading the chat log
Kaiser: i love you guys
Ckane138: Sup Kaiser's mom.
md4l: Ya, blake is mixed, though he's haitian
md4l: which is the biggest shocker ever
Kaiser: my mom is Leelee, don't tell anybody
No Lynching ErBody: Not.
No Lynching ErBody: Surprised.
md4l: Fleener is gone
No Lynching ErBody: At all.
SanchO: aw man
SanchO: Saw that coming prod
Kaiser: lol at all the homer picks
the My Team machines: Did anyone see that Chris Paul Blake Griffin interview when Griffin went full retard and Van Gundy yelled "was blake griffin in a trance?" probably the funniest thing i've seen
Prodigy: Didnt notice Kaiser took Daniels from you.
Ckane138: Damn I wanted Smurfson.
md4l: so ckane you just not going to take a TE
Ckane138: He's buried deep in the rankings for some reason.
XIII: I noticed lol.
the My Team machines: hey, ckane, pipe down
SanchO: Daniels or Celek or Olsen is fine with me
XIII: I had to change to Alpha to find him.
SanchO: Burleson will get overtaken by Young
No Lynching ErBody: I know.
No Lynching ErBody: That's why he's my fifth string receiver.
WalterFootball: he's way down the list - Alex Green RB
Kaiser: I'm taking Corey Dillon soon, I heard he's making a comeback
XIII: Switch to Alpha sort to find him quicker.
Prodigy: These rankings have Tim Dwight over Lavelle Hawkins. Bold prediciton.
Kaiser: oh snap!!
Ragnarok: Lavelle sucks big floppy donkey smurf
Ckane138: Aaron Rodgers hold my diiiiiiiiiiiiick
Kaiser: take him MD4L
WalterFootball: that is not Alex Green!
the My Team machines: the late rounds of fake drafts are really, really fun
BJP: couldn't find him sorry!
Kaiser: MD4L take Alex Green
XIII: Switch to Alpha Sort at the top of Players
WalterFootball: lol it's ok
WalterFootball: Randall Cobb
md4l: im sorry kaiser
Ragnarok: if you had taken both green AND cobb i'd have been piisssseeedddd
Kaiser: I thought you were going to steal him from Walter
Prodigy: smurf I wanted Cobb too
WalterFootball: lol pretend that they're taken
Kaiser: you're good at that
Prodigy: lol martellus bennet
Kaiser: the bryant mckinnie of Tight Ends
WalterFootball: Rags, I'm giving you Bennett in the write-up :-P
No Lynching ErBody: Don't do it, Ckane
Ragnarok: at least give me green haha
WalterFootball: we'll both have them, it'll be confusing
KG: i want taiwan
SanchO: I can guess Kaisers pick already
Ckane138: I'm bolting.
Ckane138: Deal with it,
md4l: He never drafted a TE
SanchO: lol no te
SanchO: Dallas Clark or Kellen Winslow time!
SanchO: Eh Dustin Keller would be alright
Prodigy: Leave it to McNulty to draft a kicker only 2 rounds after his starting QB
the My Team machines: take that back
SanchO: Addai? lol
Ragnarok: Walt, I should get extra credit for getting two backfields
Prodigy: Nope. I meant it.
the My Team machines: TAKE IT BACK
the My Team machines: Addai is in NE? Did not know dat
WalterFootball: that's pretty awesome
SanchO: Kaiser to take Ponder here
SanchO: fine i will then
Kaiser: YOU MOTHERsmurfER
No Lynching ErBody: I guess I have to take my kicker and my back up QB, right?
Kaiser: all according to plan, I got Tebow
Beeper King : haha Tebow
Kaiser: Kaiser is a good boy
md4l: Joey Galloway/JJ Stokes/Roscoe Parrish/David Boston/Derek Hagan
md4l: All ranked above Brian Hartline
Kaiser: Kaiser is a good boy
Prodigy: Yeah for whatever reason FFC has all of the low tier WRs below the retired ones. lol
WalterFootball: Cardinals defense
No Lynching ErBody: nobody better take my QB
BJP: ill handle the kicker haha
Kaiser: of course KFC4L takes a dolphin
WalterFootball: lol ok
Ragnarok: oh, Ladainian is available!
Kaiser: take him
WalterFootball: nice, maybe post-surgery Peyton will suck in the red zone
WalterFootball: lol Kliff Kingsbury?
No Lynching ErBody: Dude's a hoss, amirite?
BJP: and my friend was his agent for a bit
WalterFootball: i love how Kingsbury has a Week 12 bye
Kaiser: no but...
Kaiser: Kaiser is a good boy
WalterFootball: former QB for the Texas Tech Red Raiders
Prodigy: FoRM would be proud
WalterFootball: played like maybe 5 preseason games for the Patriots
No Lynching ErBody: Well I went John David Booty last time. Hard to one up that
Kaiser: former Viking
WalterFootball: yeah i liked this one better
md4l: They took Kordell Stewart off these rankings after he announced his retirement a couple weeks ago
WalterFootball: CKane, do you really have no TE?
Beeper King : you can still take Kevin Dyson
No Lynching ErBody: A friend of mine picked up Chris Henry off the waiver wire in one league a couple years back.
Laydowndead: Nothing better than being American
No Lynching ErBody: This was a YEAR after his death.
Kaiser: ugh this team sucks
Prodigy: Damn I should have taken Armanti Edwards
Laydowndead: lol cassel
WalterFootball: Doug Pederson is still in this database
Kaiser: Stanzi ahead of Cassel?
Laydowndead: USA number 1
Laydowndead: thats all I have to say about stanzi
WalterFootball: John Skelton is a free agent in these rankings
Beeper King : TO is ranked ahead of Gabbert
No Lynching ErBody: Next draft, I'm getting Brett Basanez.
No Lynching ErBody: That's probably a real person.
Kaiser: I'm taking him before you
Kaiser: because Kaiser is a good boy
WalterFootball: nice, it'll have to be the 2-QB one tomorrow
No Lynching ErBody: Oh no! You can't!
Kaiser: later jokers
I thought I drafted a bad team but other people liked it.