Wednesday Night Fantasy Football Mock Drafts

[BobLoblaw]

Nevermind, I found it.

[Prodigy]

It's easier this way. And it's what we always do.

Never mind, was looking under the PPR tab

WAY TO GO RAGNAROK

gosh

[Donny.K]

Damn... I guess I missed it?

[Walter]

Chat log from the mock tonight:

Admin: Welcome to the live mock drafts at Fantasy Football Calculator. Good luck!
God: we really should be doing this under the PPR tab
Ragnarok: Its not a big deal.
God: I'm a dyke
SanchO: hot
Hurricane Ditka: cool story bro
SanchO: Hey MD4L
God: I love my girlfriend's vajayjay
God: it's so quiet in here tonight
Ragnarok: Im playing ncaa13
God: does it still suck?
Hurricane Ditka: NFL 2k5 is where its at!
Ragnarok: i enjoy it
SanchO: How the hell is this not full already
God: I haven't jizzed yet
Ragnarok: I dunno
God: hold up, I'll blow in a minute
Hurricane Ditka: ...
Ragnarok: We have some weeks were it gets full quick and some were it doesnt
God: UGH!!
Ragnarok: where*
God: SANCHO'S MOM HAS GOT IT GOIN ON!! SHE'S ALL I WANT AND I'VE WAITED FOR SO LONG!!
God: there I climaxed
WalterFootball: so is this PPR?
Hurricane Ditka: yep
God: I'm picking AP #1
God: we're drafting like it was 2011 right?
SanchO: Thats def Kaiser
MD4L: Can we do a WR/RB/TE flex
God: only if I get a raised leg flex out of your mom MD4L
Hurricane Ditka: Drafting like it's 2006 SEXY REXY BABY!
God: oh shiz 2006!!??
God: where's LT?
QB Dog Humper: Where's Favre?
God: and Shaun Alexander
SanchO: Oh Bobs here, nice
WalterFootball: btw this write-up will be posted Fri morning
BobLoblaw: Hi, all.
Hurricane Ditka: hi
God: did it really take Slowcho that long to figure out who I am?
Ragnarok: I hope not
Rad Railz: so this is PPR? I don't do a lot of PPR, figure I'd give this a shot
Hurricane Ditka: yep
Ragnarok: Yes its PPR
WalterFootball: for the 9-11 people who just joined, this is PPR
SanchO: Yes its PPR
God: OMG NOT PPR!!
Hurricane Ditka: we have 9/11 people here?
God: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WalterFootball: and the write-up will be posted Fri morning
JamaicaKings: Wow, ok. I'm not used to PPR, but this should be cool
QB Dog Humper: never forget, PPR
God: is Prodigy here?
SanchO: no
God: damnit
God: I was going to report him
Ragnarok: Who are sabotage and jamaica
WalterFootball: i like how it says "God damnit"
JamaicaKings: I saw it posted on Twitter, so i figured I'd give PPR a try
SanchO: No wonder it was slow to fill, everyone was doing the logical thing of lookjing under the PPR tab
Hurricane Ditka: Are we using the FFC starters?
Ragnarok: rb, rb, wr, wr, rb/wr
Sabotage: Always wish they made the chat bigger
Hurricane Ditka: ok thanks
footballfanspot: 15 rounds or 16?
Hurricane Ditka: 15
MD4L: Ugh we can't do the TE as part of the flex too?
WalterFootball: this is 15 rounds for some reason
Hurricane Ditka: "12 teams. 15 rounds. 60 seconds max per pick. Computers draft after 1 second. "
WalterFootball: yeah i don't see why not, you going to take Gronk and Graham, MD4L?
SanchO: Yeah he is
MD4L: Yes
WalterFootball: haha
Hurricane Ditka: Last year, there was someone who had Gronk and Graham in one of my leagues.
WalterFootball: how'd they do
God: I'm using all the time to make my pick
God: it's a hard decision
WalterFootball: God, damnit
Hurricane Ditka: Take Rice and be done with it
Sabotage: Taking Bryan Anger with the 11th pick
BobLoblaw: First FFC mock. I like the setup.
Sabotage: Bob...do you post on FF?
QB Dog Humper: I hear that Welker guy catches a lot. No brainer #1
BobLoblaw: What's FF?
Hurricane Ditka: ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!
WalterFootball: common man
Hurricane Ditka: If you time out twice you get banned
God: what?
SanchO: not banned
God: I was deliberating between Rice and McCoy
SanchO: but kicked from the draft
God: it's a hard decision
Hurricane Ditka: "If you time out twice you will lose the ability to draft manually."
footballfanspot: im ending up in the "worst picks" section for this one
Hurricane Ditka: I'd take Matthews there if this wasnt ppr
footballfanspot: he caught like 60 balls last year
SanchO: I thought for sure Rags would take Rodgers
BobLoblaw: So, am I the only person down on Mathews this year? Maybe my Chargers hate is too strong.
MD4L: No I am too
Ragnarok: CJ2K catches a lot of balls
God: giggity
QB Dog Humper: ESPN is down on him
Hurricane Ditka: you don't say?\
footballfanspot: espn is down on him, they just havent heard of him
SanchO: Lets use the cheat sheet to guess Walts picks
footballfanspot: *isnt
Hurricane Ditka: he broke it already, taking MJD over AJ
QB Dog Humper: I wonder if Aa-Rod humps dogs
WalterFootball: i thought AJ would come back to me
Ragnarok: lol md4l
Hurricane Ditka: A-Rod hates people with cancer.
God: wth?
Hurricane Ditka: look it up
God: oh g...I mean oh me
SanchO: You guys dont do many mocks huh? Thats a great strat
Hurricane Ditka: AARGH
Hurricane Ditka: was hoping to get brees
footballfanspot: i was surprised he was there
Hurricane Ditka: same
JamaicaKings: Crap
Hurricane Ditka: Jennings at 27 in ppr, yes please.
footballfanspot: we're even now, i wanted jennings
Hurricane Ditka: ha
SanchO: A no Rb round?
Hurricane Ditka: why so quiet?
SanchO: Oh Md4l ruined it
Hurricane Ditka: lol
Rad Railz: agh i thought i could wait on martin
Sabotage: was hoping to get him on the wrap around
MD4L: I really wanted to get Cam
God: because he's black?
Hurricane Ditka: so is vick
QB Dog Humper: so is garrard
Hurricane Ditka: and Campbell
WalterFootball: ugh
Hurricane Ditka: dont time out
JamaicaKings: What the crap...that is not who I picked!!!
Hurricane Ditka: FFC assumes this isnt ppr
MD4L: AP fell far
Hurricane Ditka: he sucks for ppr
JamaicaKings: he woulda fell farther
God: lulz walter took s-jax
Hurricane Ditka: wow
MD4L: do you see the other RB candidates?
JamaicaKings: Steven Jackson was my pick
WalterFootball: I'll note that in the write-up
SanchO: LOL
Hurricane Ditka: BLARRRRRRRRRRRGH!
God: yeah buddy, got marshawn in the 5th
MD4L: Pretty happy that the other top TEs are getting picked now
God: really now, bowe was on the board and I didn't see him...
Hurricane Ditka: DHB?
Ragnarok: Shocker by bob there
SanchO: Early for Young
BobLoblaw: I'm allowed to homer once or twice.
WalterFootball: I'd have considered Young at 7.08
God: lol I'm stacked at RB
SanchO: here comes Jacoby Ford
WalterFootball: well, two RBs are injury-prone and one will be suspended, so that could change quickly
BobLoblaw: Might have overdrafted Peyton, but the upside is too much tehre.
Ragnarok: Ok, I have to do this...
God: if Marshawn gets suspended then I start him later in the season when he's fresh
Ragnarok: Stafford, CJ, Forte, Jordy, Torrey, Desean, Vernon
Ragnarok: Thats not bad
God: terrible WR's
SanchO: for ppr yeah
SanchO: agreeing with God there
God: *blesses Sancho*
Hurricane Ditka: McCoy Sproles Jennings Smith Maclin Ryan Pettigrew
Hurricane Ditka: ftw
SanchO: Hillman? Ugly
Ragnarok: Not the best for PPR, but bpa when I got them
MD4L: Two TE has worked well so far
Rad Railz: ugh
SanchO: Celek lasts till the 14th sometimes
MD4L: Ryan Williams is a great pick
Hurricane Ditka: Vick rd 9
SanchO: Palmer lol
God: bob homers again
BobLoblaw: There's my other homer pick.
Hurricane Ditka: usually someone takes vick rd 5
God: vick is a steal round 9
God: plus I got a good QB in case
Hurricane Ditka: rg3 for trade bait
BobLoblaw: I actually was planning to take Cutler there, but he went 2 picks early.
SanchO: Phew got the QB i wanted
God: lol rg3 for starter later in the season
SanchO: Why take Law Firm in PPr Walt?
WalterFootball: he was my best RB available in PPR
BobLoblaw: Is this 15 or 16 rounds?
QB Dog Humper: 15
Hurricane Ditka: 15
MD4L: 15
SanchO: 15
Ragnarok: 15
Hurricane Ditka: 14+2
Hurricane Ditka: -1
BobLoblaw: thanks
SanchO: 15
SanchO: Floyd is the no.4 Wr though'
Ragnarok: take the average age of Siena's gfs and add 3
BobLoblaw: Floyd won't stay at #4.
Hurricane Ditka: (yes he will)
Ragnarok: dammit
MD4L: So people how do yall think of the two TE strategy
Ragnarok: I wanted to take brown
God: meh
God: you are really weak at both RB and WR
MD4L: I have high expectations for Martin and Lloyd/Moss are both #1 WRs IRL
God: Lloyd could easily produce more than expected of him but Moss is with a new rookie QB
Hurricane Ditka: Tebow?
WalterFootball: why not Tebow? QB1 numbers once he takes over in October
Rad Railz: well i mean eli doesn't have a bye until week 11 so by then
WalterFootball: rushing TDs in the meanwhile
Hurricane Ditka: imo freeman would've been a better pick
WalterFootball: Freeman unlikely to post QB1 numbers
WalterFootball: he has to get over his personal demons not sure if he's done that
Hurricane Ditka: what?
Hurricane Ditka: a kicker?
footballfanspot: al davis is that you?
BobLoblaw: Yes. Al speaks through me now.
God: emmanuel sanders was a great sleeper pick....last year
SanchO: I like Tamme a lot more there than where ive been seeing him go lately
Ragnarok: He has a better chance of giving me something than Brian Quick
footballfanspot: i would have taken tamme like 2 rounds ago if he didnt have the same bye as my starter
JamaicaKings: hahaha, just cuz I can
God: lolno rags
God: Brian Quick will be starting
God: RUDY!!!
MD4L: Imo Wright is in the best position of any of the rookie WRs
WalterFootball: agreed
God: it's between him and Quick
Ragnarok: Sanders will get more points than Quick
Ragnarok: no doubt
Hurricane Ditka: Alshon Jeffery?
God: no he won't
footballfanspot: quick has more upside
SanchO: I like Quick and Wright
God: Quick is going to be thrown into the fire week 1 as a starter
Ragnarok: quick has upside. no denying that
WalterFootball: Jeffery doesn't understand the playbook, apparently
footballfanspot: he'll probably be his team's #1 receiver, but he might not be any good
God: bradford has to throw to someone
Rad Railz: no, he could just get sacked
Ragnarok: Fisher is going to want to run more.
Ragnarok: now, next year I like quick
Hurricane Ditka: time for the supersleeper pick
Hurricane Ditka: anyone want to take a guess
Rad Railz: Davone Bess
Rad Railz: I don't know random guess
Hurricane Ditka: no
QB Dog Humper: Devin Hester
God: nobody cares, just draft
footballfanspot: TO?
Rad Railz: that was way less exciting than I expected
WalterFootball: Cutler loves Bennett
Ragnarok: Yes he does
Hurricane Ditka: ecactly
Hurricane Ditka: god hates kickers?
Rad Railz: oh i don't have a backup QB... crap
God: real pros don't draft kickers, they pick one up
Ragnarok: oh well
God: Christian Ponder: top 15 QB in fantasy this year. book it
Hurricane Ditka: lol nope
God: vikings gonna score a lot of points this year
WalterFootball: well if God says so
Hurricane Ditka: for the other team?
BobLoblaw: Lots of people left I'd be happy to draft.
Rad Railz: seahawks play vikings D Brady's bye
Hurricane Ditka: Matt FlynnAaron Rodgers
Rad Railz: i guess I'll pick up a D in the FA...
SanchO: I assume 16 rounds anyway
Hurricane Ditka: I dont remember seeing someone not drafting a D

[dj80d]

anyone up for one now

[dj80d]

dont know how to start a mock so someone get one going

[dj80d]

anyone up for one today

[Rednose]

I'd be up for one later today, around 3-4pm perhaps

[dj80d]

I'd be up for one later today, around 3-4pm perhaps

is that my time west coast or east

[Rednose]

east, sorry
so around now ^^
I'll be around for 2-3 hours