QB: Matt Stafford (2)
RB: Arian Foster (1)
RB: MJD (4)
WR: Hakeem Nicks (3)
WR: Demarius Thomas (5)
WR: Vincent Jackson (6)
TE: Aaron Hernandez (7)
K: Blair Walsh (15)
DST: GB (14)
BN: Toby Gerhart (8)
BN: Kendall Wright (9)
BN: Jon Baldwin (10)
BN: Shane Vereen (11)
BN: Randy Moss (12)
BN: Rashard Mendenhall (13)
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Hunter: great success!
Ragnarok: Watch Walt not show up
VF: f5 for the win
pheltz: nah, he made it.
Ragnarok: HE MADE IT
VF: he got in, this will be good practice for next tues eh guys
Ragnarok: Filled up quick tonight
Hunter: i had 0004 as the last one of the list and saw rag post 0005
Blash: damm u ShancO i wanted 6th lol
Blash: SanchO xP
SanchO: lol i need practice from 6
VF: who is chad
Clov: I hope Aaron Rodgers falls to me.
SanchO: prob kaiser
Blash: im bff with Ocho Cinco i not tell u guys tht
Rednose: just watching last seasons week 1 redzone
Rednose: the rams drops there were devastating
VF: I think that I want to heat what walt says when I draft rodgers at 2nd
SanchO: who is no3
Blash: no idea
Clov: Walt, does Ocho Cinco have extra value in PPR?
Ragnarok: Token didnt make it
SanchO: not everyone can
Ragnarok: We're such racist mock drafters
Clov: Is Frogs here?
Blash: well maybe u r Rag
VF: id guess no
VF: you get my joker self instead
footballfanspot: im not big on the forums, but i read the site often, run my own site too, love doing mocks
VF: cool, good to know
Blash: hes alive!
Clov: I hear nobody cool is on the forums
Hunter: Some people are
SanchO: this still doesnt start for ages lol
VF: All those guys who hang out in blah
Ragnarok: Theres this guy called No Lynch who sucks donkey balls
Hunter: big gay smurf from what i hear
VF: monkey balls for sure
Blash: I just want every1 to know im drafting Ron Mexico in the first round as my QB
Hunter: Some schmuck on the Big Ten preview said Denard Robinson isn't a great runner
Rednose: no lynch has to be the worst namechange we had on WF
Clov: No, it's awesome
VF: some say 2nd worse
Clov: You're just retarded
SanchO: Hunterm to Hunter was pretty bad
VF: who is this ellesmeire dude, sounds like asmurf
Clov: I was totally prepared to change it back
Hunter: That one was really confusing for everyone I'm sure
Hunter: whatever Tango used to be
Clov: But you all ruined that one, amirite pheltz?
Ragnarok: If only yall chose a kick ass name from the start
pheltz: what got ruined?
Clov: My name change
pheltz: meh, its pretty smurfy
Clov: No, changing it back.
Clov: I said I'd change it back if I won All-Stars. Grilled Cheesus had other plans, though
Ragnarok: Hey Walt, change Clov's name back
pheltz: Now thats a username I could get behind
pheltz: Grilled Cheeseus
Blash: makes me kinda hungry for a grilled cheese
Hunter: just ordered a pizza
Hunter: half bacon and tomato, half sausage and onion
Blash: theres something wrong with ur pizza
Hunter: you jelly
VF: At least their is no fruity pineapple, hate that
WalterFootball: buffalo blue chicken salad
Clov: Hey Walt?
bball37: Bacon and tomato is an odd combination
Blash: whats all that semi healthy crap around teh bacon
Ragnarok: You call, you say extra cheese and all the meat
Clov: Your salad is very healthy. I approve :
Ragnarok: You hang up
Ragnarok: That simple
Clov: And then they have no idea who it's for
Hunter: Tomato+Something salty is glorious
Clov: GJ idiot
Blash: Rag i like ur style u can order pizza for me any day
Clov: BBQ chicken + grilled onion + bacon
Ragnarok: That sounded kinda gay
VF: I prefer just deep dish, all kinds any kinds of deep dish
VF: well only if its from chicago
Hunter: NY Style Deep dish
Hunter: can't type greater than in FFC
Blash: no homo
Ragnarok: Too late smurf
Rednose: damn, im getting hungry now
VF: never had NY pizza but I hear its good, deep dish you have to go CHicago style
Rednose: I already forgot the difference in american pizza styles again
Hunter: Chicago style is like a pie. The toppings are baked into it and it's thicker
Ragnarok: they have grease, salt, cheese and topping and are orgasmic when youre drunk
Hunter: NY style is like sex
VF: Deep Dish with a ton of cheese on top
Rednose: chicago was the weird tart-look-alike pizza
VF: or rather on bottom, sauce on top
Rednose: NY is like the usual pizza you get in europe I guess
VF: if this works
Blash: ok lets do this....
SanchO: chicago pizza shouldnt be called pizza
SanchO: thats a pie
Blash: what happened to going rodgers 2 over all
VF: Yep it is lol, I prefer it tbh
VF: it was a joke
Clov: WE DONT' DO THOSE ANYMORE
VF: I SAY WE DO
SanchO: this happens every time
Hunter: sucks to suck Sancho
VF: SHUT UP AND JOKE
Blash: i was hope'in mcCoy would land to me at 4 xP
SanchO: what you mean hunter
bball37: I was hoping McCoy would land to me, but I had to take Megatron.
Hunter: It's a really dumb expression
VF: 6th is harder than smurf
Ragnarok: try 7th
SanchO: I was hoping for Calvin
VF: I think everyone hopes for him at that spot
Blash: who does WAlt take
Rednose: yea, 6-10 sucks this year...
SanchO: Mcfadden at 7?
Ragnarok: better than a QB there, thought about fitz
Rednose: lol, AP moved up a lot on the selection chart
SanchO: Wes Welker at 14?
Blash: this shud b a no brainer for Walt
Ragnarok: also debated forte
Rednose: wow lag
Rednose: 9 seconds chatlag
Clov: Thanks for changing the selection charts, FFC
Ragnarok: Had to
Ragnarok: shocked Walt didnt
Blash: damm u red
Hunter: Greg Jennings in the third round! How did he last that long. UNDERRATED!!!!!!!
Rednose: I wondered the same, how he fell to me
Clov: Best receiver in the whole league
Clov: Gonna put the team on his back
footballfanspot: was hoping he'd fall back to me at 3.03
VF: dont know why lloyd gets so much love
Rednose: lloyd early
Rednose: I love him, but I wouldnt pick him in the 3rd
VF: AD is a reach before round 4 at the earliest
Blash: im ok with Peterson there
SanchO: lloyd is going to put up massive numbers
Ragnarok: AP in the mid-3rd? Ill take that anytime
VF: hes going to be in a time-share probably at least half the year
footballfanspot: plus this is PPR, he's not that good of a pass catcher
VF: in a ppr league not sure how you can validate as a 3rd round pick
Blash: Cam is a steal at the end of the 3rd
Hunter: My team, she is the best
Rednose: man I was hoping sjax would fall to me somehow
Blash: i was gonna get him red if he fell any more
VF: I knew you were going to do that sanchez, damnit
Ragnarok: If he hadnt gotten hurt he would be a top 5 pick regardless of format
SanchO: Eh ppr or not, hes pretty good value there
Clov: Wonder where he's going to go.
Ragnarok: I think he will be fine
VF: I say why not
Blash: damm u VF i was hope'in he fall to me in teh 5th
footballfanspot: flex right?
VF: hes as high upside as you can get
SanchO: i always assume flex
Blash: red stop taking my picks and let them fall to me
Rednose: stupid changed up rankings
SanchO: Smith is going way too high with his history
VF: I like my team so far
Rednose: I was scrolling through the list
Rednose: and he was the first I saw, when time got close
VF: Hunter's tm best out of the rest
VF: so far at least
Rednose: im seriously irritated by the changed up rankings here
Rednose: didnt find demaryious thomas somehow
Blash: i feel thats a bit early for matt ryan any1 else think so?
VF: first time ive seen them at all, they seem pretty solid
VF: not really, hes going to be better than the other qbs
Hunter: my sister can't pick the pizza up so I have to get it
Hunter: smurf smurf smurf
Ragnarok: Goddammit sancho
Clov: "Too busy with a fantasy football draft to pick up my pizza"
footballfanspot: maybe, but i didnt want to miss out on a QB, if ryan, rivers, and romo would have been gone by my next pick, i would have been screwed
Clov: God, I love this country.
Ragnarok: I wanted Bowe
Rednose: and what is finley doing this early?
VF: dropping passes
Blash: i wud have went with rivers or romo over ryan tho
footballfanspot: nah Romo's and Rivers' supporting casts are falling apart
VF: 1st RB
Blash: poor walt
VF: over hillis and mcgahee is iffy
Ragnarok: BJGE would be better imo
SanchO: I like Brown a lot but not in the 5th
Ragnarok: boring but consistent is better than dammit donald
WalterFootball: i have brown ahead of BJGE
Blash: thats if donald starts
Rednose: cutler that high?
Blash: cutler over rivers 2
Ragnarok: I like him better than ryan, romo, rivers
Blash: cuz of Marshall?
VF: dont like that pick...eh
VF: wanted titus
Ragnarok: forte healthy, bush there two, marshall is there, alshon looks good, and no more martz
Ragnarok: there too*
Blash: hmm good points
Blash: interesting choice Walt
WalterFootball: i considered him in Round 5 actually, but i wanted to see if he'd slide
Rednose: blergh, Kevin Smith was propably the worst pick in the whole draft
footballfanspot: what if MJD comes back though? i dont think i'd draft either MJD or Jennings without drafting the other one
Rednose: serious panic move
Blash: MJD is lookin for dat trade
VF: MJD wont miss significant time, either its a trade or he comes around
WalterFootball: he's a serious injury risk if he comes back because he's missed so much time
Blash: i heard the Pats might look into trading for him
footballfanspot: yeah guys always say theyll skip regular season games and they rarely do
Hunter: tate with an autopick? hrmph
Blash: dont hate me walt, he's pure value in the 9th
SanchO: Witten got cleared today, yay value
pheltz: Cleared for no surgery.
Blash: o nice, idk he got cleared, thats solid sancho
footballfanspot: still gonna miss a game or two, but good value in the 9th yea
Rednose: I think I like pheltz's team the most at the moment
pheltz: Oh, why thank you.
SanchO: Chad Johnsons team is a trainwreck
Blash: like his career
SanchO: Randall Cobb?
VF: It wasnt that bad in cinci
VF: cobb is the slot this year
Rednose: except for that kevin smith pick, i like my team pretty good, too
Clov: Look at the other receivers, Sancho
VF: he should be good for 50 catches this year
SanchO: no way
Hunter: ahhhhhhi could have had jennings instead of tate!!!!!
Rednose: rodgers didnt throw him another ball after tha easy drop in the last game
Clov: which game?
Ragnarok: last preseason game
Blash: last pre seasonb
Ragnarok: Cobb is getting a tendency for not holding onto the ball
footballfanspot: yea but one injury to a receiver and he's a starter on the best passing offense in the league
Blash: Palmer over Schaub?
Ragnarok: not if he keeps turning it over
Rednose: oh lol schaub was still there
VF: and Poner, oh my
footballfanspot: really hoping collie's head stays on lol
VF: me too
Ragnarok: No chance
footballfanspot: he's feeling good and only day to day, if he plays most of their games, he's worth a pick in the 11th
Ragnarok: Sleeper back!
VF: naw, vereen was...hes apparently ahead of ridley
SanchO: lol no
Blash: interesting pick hunter
VF: iv heard that from two pats fans and its believed by one of the beat writers, you doubt it?
SanchO: hes not ahead, they are getting seperate roles
VF: well that makes some sense, though in ppr vereen could be solid flex play certain weks
Hunter: I think Ponder will love Rudolph this year
WalterFootball: Ridley will get all the carries one week. Vereen will get all of the carries the next week. It's Belichick
footballfanspot: i heard they're going to sign sammy morris and fred taylor to compete to be the lead back lol
Blash: and theres the def
Hunter: Rarely is there no shame in being the first to take a defense
Clov: I have no problem taking a defense first
Rednose: houston def will be awesome this year
Rednose: they have a very nice schedule
Hunter: ya, 6 games against luck, locker, and gabbert
pheltz: gotta go auto...see ya
Ragnarok: bedtime for you?
pheltz: or not. Got back
SanchO: Owen Daniels in the 13th? ok
Hunter: ahhh i wanted locker
Blash: lol rly
Hunter: He'll probably be starting by week 11
Ragnarok: so you took tebow
Clov: That's for you, Hunter.
VF: damn need to watch the white sx game on espn3, didnt know it was on lol
Blash: lol starting off the kickers
Hunter: Eli isn't going to get hurt, so I'll take the rushing points on his bye
pheltz: lol, good auto pick Sancho
Hunter: starks is done? The more you know....
VF: see ya guys later after my last pick...was fun
Rednose: thx for the draft, guys
Blash: rly VF
Ragnarok: smurfing pick
Blash: SAncho dont need no def or kicker
SanchO: no way
SanchO: i actually was afk
pheltz: He still needs WRs doe.
Ragnarok: prolly time for him to go smurf a sheep
Blash: and Sancho only needs Big Ben as a QB
SanchO: smurf you rag, you inbred hick, with yall this yall that
Hunter: I win!
Ragnarok: I say yall. You bone sheep
Blash: u picked tebow u fail xP
Aww I missed it
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THE WALTAHOLICS - "I'm kind of a maverick and just don't give a shoot."
THE ANDREA McNULTY GANGBANG - "You come at the king, you best not miss."
There are no men like me. There's only me.
I may be a woman beater, but I ain't no pussy eater.
Sweeter than a jumper on a gay Ray Allen.
NFC East Champion New York Football Giants
Sorry I missed guys, I had some stuff to take care of that came up.
MJD as a 4th rounder. Wow. I picked him and Rice up on the turn last year.
Pushed to 1030PM EST
I finally got Walt to admit that QB7 has value somewhere in a draft. He's pure value in the 9th
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