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It’s that time of year again. SuperBowl time… But that’s not what everyone cares about. Everyone cares about the real event that takes place a week prior to the SuperBowl – you know, the headlining event of the NFL Season – where all the “big names” from around the league come to Hawaii to do nothing during practice, get drunk, and find some hot Hawaiian bitches to fuck… You know, a normal weekend for NFL players.
And so it goes, practice on Day 1 goes by with people just standing around and joking – maybe doing the occasional jog around to look like they’re doing something for the cameras. Then they get to go sign autographs in the crowd – but what they’re really doing is scoping out the poon to be had. It continues like this for most of the week, until midday Friday when a freak storm caused massive damage… Like 100 mile per hour winds, 100 foot waves, yada yada the whole shebang – oddly the stadium was completely untouched doe It was just a mess. To the delight of the NFL players though, the airport’s run ways are covered in debris from the chaos of the storm, which means they would be /stuck/ here for at least another week! Another week they intended to live up.
Come Sunday afternoon, coaches, honored guests, players, fans, etc. all head to the stadium to watch a half-ass football game… 10 minutes in, it’s 35-35, like most Pro Bowls it’s really retarded. It’s the event where the JoeLegends of the world tell you a player is good because he is there and put up stats and whatnot. The score is 70-70, 3 minutes later, and the announcers, SwAg Dynasty and Snake, are talking at lightning pace to keep up, then all of a sudden they need not continue…
The thundering noise echos throughout the stadium, screams are heard, lots of clattering as fans scamper away from the cause of the blast… The camera finally pans to the site… The announcing booth, destroyed…
SwAg Dynasty is dead. He was Brett Favre, Special Guest Announcer, Town-Aligned.
Snake is dead. He was John Madden, Madden NFL 12 Blows, Town-Aligned.
So much for safety for all NFL employees… Looks like there is a group of malcontents among all in the stadium… Now who could they be…
RULES -- Read these.
^ I even spaced them out to make them look less intimidating so you can read them!
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Most importantly…HAVE FUN!
1. SanchoPanza: Rex "Sexy Rexy" Ryan, Motivating Man, Town-Aligned
2. Daniel Brown
3. Body Burner: Brandon Marshall, Totes Psycho, Daniel Snyder-Aligned
4. PSUShenanigans: Tony Romo, Attention Whore, Town-Aligned
5. bcb1213: Calvin Johnson, Megatron, Town-Aligned
6. InjuredReserve: Albert Haynesworth, Man of /Explosive/ Anger, Town-Aligned
7. Ragnorok: LaRon Landry, God, Indepedent-Aligned
8. Morgus: Greg Jennings, The Putter of The Team on His Back, Town-Aligned
9. Lukic: Peyton Hillis, CIA Agent, Town-Aligned
10. PhoenixRogue: Ben Roethlisberger, Rapist, Town-Aligned
11. Blue: JaMarcus Russell, The Skittler, Mafia-Aligned
12. miamidolphin4life: Adam "Pacman" Jones, Mister Make It Rain On Them Hoes, Mafia-Aligned
13. ctrmcougar: Kellen Winslow, ****ing Soldier, Independent-Aligned
14. Link: Peyton Manning, Watcher, Town-Aligned
15. NorthernCharge: Roger Goodell, NFL Monarch, Town-Aligned
16. Dusty: Jerome Simpson, Drug Dealer, Daniel Snyder-Aligned
17. Vikingfan: Tim Tebow, Man of God, Town-Aligned
18. Vitor: Nnamdi Asomugha, Shutdown Corner, Town-Aligned
20. JoeLegend: Walter Cherepinsky, Voice of the People, Town-Aligned
21. Simonds: Michael Vick, Dog Lover, Daniel Snyder-Aligned
22. EllijayFalconsFan: Vince Young, Cry Baby Bitch, Town-Aligned
23. Tango: Gene Atkins, Mad Bomber, Independent-Aligned
24. Hunter: Greg Williams, Mastermind, Mafia-Aligned
25. rackcitysteelers: Brandon Meriweather, 2x Pro Bowler, Town-Aligned
26. vikingsteve26: Tom Brady, Golden Boy, Town-Aligned
27. The Deaner: Matt Cassel, Punk-Ass Bitch, Town-Aligned
28. mdb17: Julius Peppers, Streaky Defender, Town-Aligned
29. ChicagoJay: Clay Mathews, Body Guard, Town-Aligned
30. No Lynch: Ray Lewis, Intimidator, Mafia-Aligned
31. Taylor091: Ndamukong Suh, Penalty Machine, Town-Aligned
32. Tokenbk: Reggie White, Man of Rebirth, Daniel Snyder-Aligned
33. Xero: Joe Thomas, Blindside Protector, Town-Aligned
34. Walter: Daniel Snyder, Buyer of Talent, Daniel Snyder-Aligned
Snake's OP...Right below this post.
Day 1: Nothing Happens
Night 1: Divine Intervention and Drugs saved vikingfan, CJ thrown to the dogs, and Link is banging 70 virgins.
Day 2: The taste of victory.
Night 2: Body Burner and Morgus fight over a stripper and bcb is against America.
Day 3: mdb dies 2 games in a row after lynching me. Owned.
Night 3: LaRon dies oh and other stuff happens that is less important <.<
Day 4: VF should watch his mouth and Lukic gets dispatched one last time.
Night 4: NLights gets mauled over a chick.
Day 5: Hunter dies.
Night 5: Cougar dies for his country and Vitor turns his back on the wolfpack...Two are gone, two return.
Day 6: Best. Day. Phase. EVAR!
Night 6: PEDAL TO THE METAL! DRIVE FAST! DRIVE FAST!
Day 7: Not as good as Day 6, but pretty good.
Night 7: Breaking News with Joe ends.
Day 8: We made you do something. ****tards.
Night 8: A Pro Bowler falls.
Day 9: Dusty is free!
Night 9: Everyone's shit is broken!
Day 10: Money, money, money! Doesn't buy happiness ):
Night 10: Two attempts on CJ in 1 Night.
Day 11: MD4L lynched in less than 10 minutes. Racism at it's finest.
Night 11: Nothing happened!
Day 12: Hunter dies, again.
Night 12: PR's senseless raping ends and Token knocks on the wrong door.
Day 13: Sancho hammers Hunter.
Night 13: Hunter gets revenge for being hammered.
Day 14: Hunter falls once more!
Night 14: ... ... ...Nothin.
Day 15: Hunter FINALLY dies.
Night 15: Nothing.
Day 16: Deaner's time is up.
Night 16: Nothing
Day 17 I: Elli kills himself lol
Day 17 II: Even dead Gods can still dream.
Night 17: Nothing
Day 18: Xero's brain gets splattered.
Night 18: Nothing
Day 19: TAYLOR SMASH!
Night 19: Nothing!
Final Day: So many winners!