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    ALL CHARACTERS AND
    EVENTS IN THIS GAME—
    EVEN THOSE BASED ON REAL
    PEOPLE—ARE ENTIRELY FICTIONAL.
    ALL CELEBRITY VOICES ARE
    IMPERSONATED…..POORLY. THE
    FOLLOWING GAME CONTAINS
    COARSE LANGUAGE AND DUE TO
    ITS CONTENT IT SHOULD NOT BE
    PLAYED BY ANYONE


    It’s a beautiful Sunday morning in the mountain town of South Park, Colorado.

    A young girl wearing a purple jacket sits on a park bench looking over Starks pond. She brushes her long, dark hair out of her face as she sips on her hot cocoa, waiting for her boyfriend to arrive so that they could go ice skating together like they had planned.

    As she continues to patiently wait for her date to show, she can’t help but recall the peculiar looking man that she had previously encountered while purchasing her cocoa, and the strange attention that he had been paying her. It wasn’t even the makeup, although that is what first caught her attention; something about him was just… different.

    Her concerns were alleviated suddenly as she spots a young boy with a red poof-ball hat from afar. She jumps up as he approaches and starts to call out to him, “Hey Sta-…” But something isn’t right. Her cocoa slips from her fingers and spills across the fresh snow as her boyfriend’s figure begins to blur in the distance.

    Her lips were quivering, “Help-…” She attempts to call out before falling to her knees. Sweat was suddenly pouring from her forehead as a sharp pain cut through her torso. Her breathing was increasing to a shallow, rapid pace, and her face began burning up despite the brisk mountain air. As the sudden realization of what was happening to her finally set in, all that she can do is picture the strange looking man from the coffee shop earlier in the day.

    “Surely, he wouldn’t –“, Her thoughts interrupted by the sudden rush of vomit violently forcing its way up her esophagus and out of her mouth, coating the ground below her with blood.

    Her boyfriend is in a full-on sprint now, it’s quite clear that something is wrong. Panicking, he yells out for help as he falls to her side, clutching her arms.

    “Holy ****!!” He screams.

    “Stan…” She whispers.

    The boy freezes, staring at her like a deer caught in headlights before opening his mouth and…

    “Blahyac!” He throws up on her as he always does.

    “Ew… Gross… Stan…” She says softly, and then her eyes close for the last time.

    “Jesus Christ, dude!!!” He says panicking, but no amount of prayer can help her now.

    NorthernCharge is dead. He was Wendy Testaburger, The Girlfriend, South Park-Aligned.

    Word spreads quickly through a small town. The young boy in the red poof-ball hat wasn’t taking it so well. Wendy was his first and only girlfriend and he didn’t know how to deal with the fact that she was gone. His parents, concerned for his well-being, contacted the school counsellor in order to request that he take some time out of his Sunday to speak with their son.

    “Mm, you can come in, mmkay,” Says the counsellor as Stan knocks on his office door. “Now Stan, we need to talk about your feelings, mmkay, keeping everything bottled up inside is bad, very bad,” he paused to finish off the last of his coffee from Tweek Bros. Coffeehouse. The boy began to notice the giant head of the counsellor was beginning to turn a bright red.

    “Are you okay, dude?” The boy asks, concerned immediately as this scenario seemed all too familiar.

    “Mmkay, no, it’s bad, it’s not mmkay…” The man struggles to say as he starts trembling uncontrollably and begins coughing up blood in between words.

    It was happening again. Stan can only watch as the counsellor’s giant head slams down on the desk, creating a pool of blood.

    “Oh it’s bad, mmkay,”he mutters, before puking up his intestines across the floor.

    If there was ever any doubt that Wendy’s death was an accident, it has surely been removed from Stan’s thoughts now. Something bigger is taking place here. Something is happening, and whatever it is, it’s serious.

    “Dude, this is pretty ****ed up right here.” The boy says to himself.

    Body Burner is dead. He was Mr. Mackey, The Shrink whose Heart was even bigger than his Head, South Park-Aligned.


    Rules. FIRST TIME PLAYERS PLEASE READ CAREFULLY
    1. Unless it says otherwise in your Role PM, you may NOT talk about the game outside of the Game Thread.
    2. Voting during the Day Phase will end once we get to a majority decision.
    3. In order to vote for someone to get lynched during the day, you must bold their name, you must unlynch one person before you vote to lynch another.
    4. The night phase will last exactly 24 hours unless me or NCharge receive every PM. That means if you have a Night Ability, you have 24 hours to send in your PMs to Body Burner and NCharge unless otherwise noted.
    5. No editing or deleting your posts in the game thread. Double, triple, quadruple, quintuple, etc. posting is fine.
    6. I reserve the right to mod kill and forcefully end a lynch.
    7. NO DEAD POSTING! Once you're dead, you're out of the Game Thread. Simple.
    8. NO QUOTING OR POSTING SCREENSHOTS FROM GAME-RELATED PMs. IF YOU WANT TO ROLECLAIM, DO IT IN YOUR OWN WORDS
    9. NO DEAD CHAT ROOMS, not unless I give permission
    10. Do not post information regarding your PM from the Night prior to the Write-up being posted
    11. If your PM says not to say something, don’t. There will be no second chances and you will be modkilled.
    12. Don’t ***** and moan if you die, even if someone is revived just to screw you over, accept it.
    13. Do not read the whose online list

    Players List
    -1. Northern Charge- Wendy Testaburger, The Girlfriend, South Park-Aligned.
    0. Body Burner- Mr. Mackey, The Shrink whose Heart was even bigger than his Head, South Park-Aligned.
    1. bcb1213
    2. Blue5213
    3. Bulls1
    4. Carling
    5. Chg91- Officer Barbrady, Short & Stubby Arm of the Law, South Park Aligned
    6. ChicagoJay
    7. Ckane138
    8. Clovdyx
    9. Daniel Brown
    10. DenverTyrant- Sheila Broflovski, Proud Jewish Women, South Park Aligned
    11. Dusty- Eric Cartman, Evil Fat Bastard, Cult Aligned
    12. EllijayFalconsFan- Chef McElroy, Sexual Healer, South Park Aligned
    13 Hunter
    14 Hyperborean- Timmy, the Boy Who Said Little, but Saw Lots, South Park Aligned
    15. Jlash
    16. JoeLegend
    17. Kaiser
    18. Leelee- Woodland Christmas Critters, Evil Animals, Independent Aligned
    19. Link
    20. Lukic
    21. MD4l
    22. Phatal- Mitch Connor, Left hand Con Man, Cult Aligned
    23. Pheltzbahr
    24. PSUShenanigans
    25. Ragnarok
    26. SanchoPanza
    27. SirApurrpos- Kenny, the Boy that dies... alot, South Park Aligned
    28. Sitisfit
    29. Swag 2
    30. Swag- Craig Tucker, Keeper of the Guinea Creature, South Park Aligned
    31. Taylor91
    32. TBA
    33. The Prodigy
    34. Uslydevilu
    35. Vikingfan173
    36. Vikingsteve26
    37. Vitor



    It is now Day 1. With 37 alive and 37 voting, it is 19 to lynch!

    Recaps
    Day 1- Phatal LOLZ himself
    Night1- Swag skull ****ed and Eli meets his maker
    Day2-Nas begs for death and is denied
    Night 2- Hyper has throat slashed
    Mid Day 3- Sir A drink bad OJ
    Day 3- Dusty gets dragged to his death
    Night 3- Chg and DenverTyrant meet their makers
    Day 4- Leelee dies
    Last edited by Body Burner; 03-17-2012, 03:41 PM.

  • #2
    Fuck you, slow people. First.
    Owner of the cutest signature on WF

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    • #3
      1st
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      • #4
        I am eternal
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        Originally posted by blue5213
        And I recruit people by kicking them in acid?

        Stop being retarded.

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        • #5
          Everyone roleclaim!
          2013 BDL and 2014 CMD Champion


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          • #6
            Lynch Leelee

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            • #7
              Alright guys I'm out for a little I'll have my phone to keep track of stuff

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              • #8
                Our first lynch vote! Hurry before swag comes back!

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                • #9
                  Seems like stan will be a pretty important part of this game.

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                  • #10
                    Hey guys looking forward to making it past night 1 this game

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by chicagojay View Post
                      Seems like stan will be a pretty important part of this game.
                      As he should be. Isn't he the main character on the show?

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                      • #12
                        He didnt say how much to lynch, its 19 right?
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                        • #13
                          Anyway I'm going to bed. Will catch up tomorrow.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by SirApurrpos View Post
                            Hey guys looking forward to making it past night 1 this game
                            how are you so sure scum?
                            2013 BDL and 2014 CMD Champion


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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by SanchoPanza View Post
                              He didnt say how much to lynch, its 19 right?
                              Should be. 18.5 would be half, so yeah.

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