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    [WELCOME TO THE NEW AND IMPROVED FORUMS FOR WALTERFOOTBALL.COM]

    The first to come out of the Cybertunnel was Bolt Vanderhuge, his creased blonde hair waving in the wind. He leaned on his weighted oak staff, cleared his throat, and shifted his glance toward the entrance of the tunnel.

    "You coming?"

    corycurren emerged, his always goofy smile replaced by a solemn, contemplative gaze.

    "How do we tell everyone?"

    Bolt Vanderhuge shrugged.

    "I'm not sure," as he finished his sentence, Bolt Vanderhuge's eyes lit up. "Dude! Get away from the tunnel!"

    It was too late. A flash emerged from the tunnel, quick as lightning, and corycurren crumpled, almost being de-materialized particle by particle. From the carnage dropped a improperly stitched baseball and a ice-skate with a fresh red coating. corycurren had been torn to shreds.

    corycurren is dead! He was corycurren, Classic Walter, Forum-Aligned.

    Bolt Vanderhuge frowned, but he knew he had to trudge on.

    [MEANWHILE, IN THE POLL CENTER]

    A mysterious new thread has been opened by long-absent poster Bolt Vanderhuge. A select group of members were auto-subscribed; much debate came between posters in the thread, mostly from the odd title and options. It read:

    WHO ARE THE WOLVES AMONG US?

    The options listed where as follows...

    THE GAME IS OVER! THIS DOESN'T SEGUE INTO THE PLAYER LIST ANYMORE!

    WINNERS:

    football2ky - miamidolphin4life, Walter's White Guilt, Forum-Aligned
    Clovdyx - Blue, Walter's Intolerance For Idiocy, Forum-Aligned
    Snake - Swear Words, Are You ****ing Serious?, Banned-Aligned
    JLash - Monk, Walter's Constant Need For Attention, Forum-Aligned
    Donny.K - Robley, Psycho Walter, Banned-Aligned
    Centurion - Walter, Defender of The Football, Independent-Aligned
    Alastair - Chg91, Walter's Fear of Abandonment, Forum-Aligned

    LOST IN THE WALTER:

    jepg - Body Burner, Walter's Boyish Charm, Mock-Aligned
    MrsClov - McNulty, Spirit Of Big Dick Walt, Off Topic-Aligned
    Chg91 - Red-headed step-child, Walter Off The Deep End, Off Topic-Aligned
    Daniel - PR, Walter's Absence Of Rational Thought, Forum-Aligned
    Friese - The Clovs, Walter's Odd Romantic Ideal, Forum-Aligned
    miamidolphin4life - jepg, Walter's General Unreliability, Forum-Aligned
    Blue - Daniel, Walter's Angel & Devil Debate, Forum-Aligned
    Walter - InjuredReserve, Walter's Unabashed Brilliance, Forum-Aligned
    SickPuppets - pheltzbahr, Walter's Beyond-His-Years Sagaciousness, Forum-Aligned
    Vitor - Daniel Brown, Sneaky Sneaky Walter, Baseball-Aligned
    uslydevilu - SanchoPanza, Walter Drunk On Power, Forum-Aligned
    Monk3P0 - RoflDogs, Burned-Out Walter, Off Topic-Aligned
    bcb1213 - JoeLegend, Walter's Impulsivity, Mock-Aligned
    Andy Q. - KingstonHawke, Walter's Desire To Brag, Forum-Aligned
    RoflDogs - GongKong, Walter's Desire To See The World Burn, Independent-Aligned
    Johnnyallstar - Forum Mock Draft Forum, Mock-Aligned
    PR - SwAg Dynasty, Walter's Alpha Tendencies, Forum-Aligned
    SanchoPanza - AliceAttack, Walter's Indie Cred, Off Topic-Aligned
    rackcitysteelers - tbod10, Walter the Frontrunner, Mock-Aligned
    Ray Smuckles - chicagojay, Lazy Walter, Banned-Aligned
    SwAg Dynasty - Mafia Forum, Mock-Aligned
    Ragnarok - CKane, Walter's Love for Moneyball, Baseball-Aligned

    -----

    [RULES]

    - Roleclaim as you please, though it is not recommended. Character claiming is not allowed.

    - In order to vote for someone to get lynched during the day, you must bold their name (i.e. Lynch corycurren); you do not need to unlynch one person before you vote to lynch another.

    - Please do not dead post.

    - No editing or deleting posts. Double, triple, quadruple, etc. posting is fine.

    - Do not post information from your Night PM prior to the Day write-up.

    - No checking Who's Online.

    - I reserve the right to modkill and forcefully end a lynch.

    - No posting screenshots. No dead chats that aren't created by me.

    - No quoting PMs. I MUST be invited to ALL chats.

    - Day will end after 72 hours or a majority decision is made and Night will last a maximum of 24 hours. If you make a habit of sending late PMs, I will end Night without you after 18 hours. I reserve the right to end a phase for any reason whatsoever.

    - If a majority decision is not made by the end of a day phase, the player with the most lynch votes will be lynched.

    - If you do not post in the first 24 hours of the game and did not inform me of a potential absence, you will be replaced. If you "forget" to send in a PM on Night 1, you will be replaced.

    - Do not discuss the game outside of the game thread.

    -----

    Day 1, Part 1: A moderator shows Ray his glorious power.
    Day 1: McGibblets bites the dust.
    Night 1: Lovers, lawyers and power-addled foreigners: The Night 1 story.
    Day 2: SanchoPanza is removed from the game. I wonder if anyone will notice.
    Night 2: What is a God to a nonbeliever? Well, a God. Good luck with that.
    Day 3: One final "go **** yourself" from Chg. Rest in peace.
    Night 3: Blood is spilled. A banned man gets his revenge.
    Day 4: The Prince is dead. Long live the Prince.
    Night 4: Sunday, bloody Sunday.
    Day 5: It's all over for Monk. Also, Monk dies in this game here.
    Night 5: The WF Live Draft Mafia crossover! Too drunk to live: the tbod story.
    Day 6: Andy gets lynched, because, you know, why not?
    Night 6: You only die once.
    Day 7: Ray returns to the grave.
    Night 7: Stupid pieces of **** mother****ing mother****er *******s.
    Day 8: Vengeance is complete; Robley takes his destruction elsewhere.
    Night 8: Third time is a charm. An old soul finally gets to rest.
    Day 9: Johnny finally falls. Centurion gets another headache.
    Night 9: No one dies. There is a dead hooker, but she's already been dead for quite a long time.
    Day 10: Monk, finally did.
    The Finale
    Write-Ups
    Last edited by corycurren; 01-09-2014, 08:37 PM.
    Originally posted by GongKong
    I wonder what Cory has cooked up. He is usually a leader of men. Cory the butcher of bakersfield. The one that does not eat the last piece of bread on the table. Truly a hero to the people, even if he spit in the butter bowl, cuz he is a wily little rebel.

  • #2
    WRITE-UPS! AWARDS! INSULTS! NIGHT ACTIONS! SHENANIGANS!

    [FORUM ALIGNED]

    Welcome to The Walter Mafia, jepg!

    You are Body Burner, Walter's Boyish Charm, Forum-Aligned.

    Walter has long manifested his loveable boyish whims in the form of poster Body Burner. You are so likeable that your simple appearance can disarm even the cruelest mainfestations of Walter, distracting them from attaining their personal goals. You also have a slight advantage over most of the other "forum personalities": you can communicate with fellow poster InjuredReserve in some vacuum in the space-time continuum known as "real life".

    Every night you may PM me "Roleblock [player]".

    WC: Eliminate all threats to Forum-Aligned.

    You may communicate with: Walter

    I must be invited to all chats.
    Poor jepg. He was on his way to another eccentric but doubtlessly strong town game before he got understandably recruited by JAS and then inexplicably killed by Monk. jepg remains one of the strongest players in the Forum at reading flavor and interpreting mechanics. While I can't always seamlessly follow pegger's thought process, this was one of his more accessible games and I had memorable moments throughout the game where jepg nailed something on the head that nobody else had begun to digest. Maybe if you stopped showing everyone how much you can discern through analysis you'd get recruited less.

    Welcome to The Walter Mafia, Walter!

    You are InjuredReserve, Walter's Unabashed Brilliance, Forum-Aligned.

    Walt's rise to draftik king was not easy, and not one capable of a mere man. There's certain genius behind Walter's veneer, which frequently manifests itself in the posts of InjuredReserve, the forum's personal Batman: not gifted with extraordinary Forum-given powers, IR uses his amazing intellect to solve complex problems with nothing but guile and heart. You also have an additional advantage over most of the other "forum personalities": you can communicate with fellow poster Body Burner in some vacuum in the space-time continuum known as "real life".

    You have no active ability besides your superhuman intelligence.

    WC: Eliminate all threats to Forum-Aligned.

    You may communicate with: jepg

    I must be invited to all chats.

    HIDDEN: REVEALS ROLES UPON DEATH & INHERITS BLOCK IF BODY BURNER DIES
    Just as his partner, poor Walter. He had a relatively unique role and was lynched for it without much reason Day 1. This role was meant to be used in conjunction with the game's deputy roles, as it would have created a great deal of confusion to see cops, killers and protectors die and then pop back up as other roles. I thought Walter's defense was adequate enough to prevent his lynch and was extremely surprised when a move wasn't made for a no lynch at the end of Day 1. A lament for what could have been.

    Welcome to The Walter Mafia, SickPuppets!

    You are pheltzbahr, Walter's Beyond-His-Years Sagaciousness, Forum-Aligned.

    There's certainly some deep, old wisdom in Walter's heart, which frequently manifests in pheltzbahr. I'd say more, but you can't disrespect your elders. You will be using your ancient knowledge to discern the true motives of Walter's other personalities.

    Every night you may PM me "Investigate [player]".

    WC: Eliminate all threats to Forum-Aligned.

    You may communicate with: No one
    A butterfly bloomed during The Walter, and that butterfly was SickPuppets. He came in to the thread about half an hour away from being replaced with a known tendency to lurk and an utter lack of reputation. His activity afterward was a delightful surprise, but he seemed to be doomed for trouble after an inexplicable early roleclaim Day 2 with very little reason. However, SP more than made up for his rocky start, picking out scum at a good clip while maintaining quality thread activity and playing intelligently and open-minded. Day 3 on, SickPuppets morphed into one of the strongest townies and was one of the major reason town escaped this game with a win. Impressive performance.

    Most Improved Player

    Welcome to The Walter Mafia, PR!

    You are SwAg Dynasty, Walter's Alpha Tendencies, Forum-Aligned.

    SWAG SWAG SWAG #YOLO. Every man goes full alpha dog now and then, and Walter is no exception. When Walter wants to spread his seed on all the other lowly squares in his head, it tends to manifest in poster SwAg Dynasty: king among kings. You are one of the most adept when it comes to Forum-saving skills, but the real question is how much you actually care to do anything.

    At the beginning of every day phase, you will draw either no vote (50%), a double vote (25%), a triple vote (15%) or the ability to choose the day's lynch (10%). You will have a regular vote for Day 1.

    You may communicate with: No one

    HIDDEN: INHERITS LAWYER-Y PROTECT IF DANIEL DIES, RETAINS LYNCH MODIFICATION
    PR had a strong game coming in for GongKong, in a predictably PR fashion. Some of his thread activity was headbanging PR, and he never got the mechanics quite right, but it was optimal PR did his thing as he was charged the difficult task of keeping SickPuppets alive for as long as possible. At this job, PR excelled, and he only got axed because of a brutally masterful Donny.K game. PR played his role as well as possible, attracting the usual eyeroll PR attention, and there was nothing more vital to town's victory than the two blocked kills on SickPuppets. PR's methods are... unique, but town couldn't have won this game without him.

    We are also all very, very fortunate PR never drew the Choose-The-Lynch ability. Lord knows what could have happened.

    Town MVP

    Welcome to The Walter Mafia, Clovdyx!

    You are Blue, Walter's Intolerance For Idiocy, Forum-Aligned.

    Dealing with football fans, Walter has seen his share of morons spewing garbage at him; while it is important for a pre-eminent draftnik like him to maintain his composure, his frustration with these plebs manifests frequently in the form of Blue. Blue doesn't really possess any special talent or anything, but he'll sure yell at you if you do something stupid. You are going to help a Forum that's always been good to you, but it's unclear what you are good for besides looking down on others.

    You have no active ability. But if someone is acting like a moron, feel free to call them one.

    WC: Eliminate all threats to Forum-Aligned.

    You may communicate with: No one

    HIDDEN: FIRST PLAYER CALLED A MORON DURING DAYPHASE TAKES ONE LESS VOTE TO LYNCH; GAINS A KILL IF RECRUITED TO MOCK-ALIGNED
    I lament that one of the forum's nicer people got the role who gets bonuses for insulting players. On the other hand, we're all very lucky one of the forum's nicer people got the role who gets bonuses for insulting players. Clovdyx played well and was a deserving winner. He went a little loopy at the end, but this was a pretty loopy game, so I can't really blame him. He was totally fooled by his wife, though. #whipped #jpegging

    Welcome to The Walter Mafia, bcb1213!

    You are JoeLegend, Walter's Impulsivity, Forum-Aligned.

    PURE GUT!!! Walter's as guilty as anyone of listening to his insticts, and when he does it manifests in JoeLegend. Sometimes you have to be impulsive and GO FOR IT!!!

    You have no active ability. But you can do it! JUST GET IT DONE!!!

    WC: Eliminate all threats to Forum-Aligned.

    You may communicate with: No one

    HIDDEN: IF DANIEL & SWAG ARE DEAD, THERE IS NO LAW! JOELEGEND WILL STRAP A BOMB TO HIS CHEST AND PICK A TARGET EVERY NIGHT. IF THAT TARGET HAS A KILL ATTEMPT PLACED ON HIM, JOELEGEND WILL TANK THE KILL FOR THAT PLAYER AND BLOW UP HIS ATTACKER. REAL MEN. REAL GUTS.
    Bcb isn't made for vanilla roles, sadly. He got recruited quickly and died before he even met his scummates. Oh, the majesty that could have been if he had somehow become a cult-protector-bomb!

    Welcome to The Walter Mafia, Andy Q.!

    You are KingstonHawke, Walter's Desire To Brag, Forum-Aligned.

    Sometimes Walter is just on, and when's on, man, he wants to tell everyone... and that is when KingstonHawke awakens. There really isn't much more to say: you want to save the Forum, kinda, but you're too busy retweeting pornstars to actually contribute. Maybe you can throw a vote around now and then if you feel like it.

    You have no active ability. But whatever, man.

    WC: Eliminate all threats to Forum-Aligned.

    You may communicate with: No one
    Andy had a good game; I felt bad for his mislynch, as I feel other players had done much more scummy and suspicious things than meek little Andy. With that said, there is one thing that is missing from Andy's game: spine. He's a little too quick to follow and not aggressive enough when he has a good read. It was sort of comical when he came to the conclusion through thread evidence that Monk was almost certainly the Off-Topic killer, but needed to tug on Clov's sleeve and ask him to make the argument because he was unable to. There are times when you need to be more aggressive as a player, and there's no better time as vanilla town. I'm don't want to be overly critical of your game: you played well, you made good reads, you would have been a deserving winner if you had not been mislynched. But the meek rarely prosper in Mafia, even when roles sometimes dictate that kind of behavior. But you've come a long way already and I'm confident you will continue to grow as a player. Solid game overall.

    Welcome to The Walter Mafia, uslydevilu!

    You are SanchoPanza, Walter Drunk On Power, Forum-Aligned.

    Walter certainly has gained some power after becoming a prominent draftnik, but The Walter is not one to abuse his power - except when it comes to his manifestation SanchoPanza, where Walter goes when his own power overwhelms him. Walter's personality SanchoPanza, a board moderator, waves such unparalleled power. You will try to use this power to try and save The Forum. Once during the game you can have a player permanently banned. You will likely lose your Moderator title for doing so, but some things must be done.

    Even more importantly, you need something... else. There is someone you are looking for.

    One time during the game you may PM me "Kill [Player]" - this can be at any time during the game.

    Additionally, every night you may choose to target a player - if they are the player you are looking for, you will be informed.

    WC: Eliminate all threats to Forum-Aligned AND find who you are looking for.

    You may communicate with: No one

    HIDDEN: IF JEPG DIES BEFORE SANCHO FINDS HIM, HE MUST KILL JEPG'S KILLER - IF JEPG LYNCHED, MUST KILL WALTER.
    LOSES IF HE KILLS JEPG
    GAINS EVERY DAY SILENCE IF REUNITED WITH JEPG; FORMS LOVERS PAIR
    I will never, ever understand why you used your one-shot kill in the middle of Day 1 with almost no provocation. You hit scum, so that kept you from being an LVP candidate, but I can't even pretend that was a responsible use of your role. With that said, you were aptly punished: you quickly claimed the kill in a game where character claiming is forbidden, and I'm going to make one thing obvious if I haven't before: in games where I forbid character claiming, I am trying to protect you. Donny and Snake had a laugh at your expense and killed you without batting an eyelash. A fitting game for the Forum's least predictable player.

    Welcome to The Walter Mafia, miamidolphin4life!

    You are jepg, Walter's General Unreliability, Forum-Aligned.

    Every human has the natural instinct to tell a mistruth in a necessary situation; The Walter, however, gets this instinct frequently. This is channeled into a personality known as jepg. But this particular manifestation has am urge to keep an unusually accepting forum intact from the threats surrounding The Walter; you will use your talent for lies to detect truth in the statements of others... but, honestly, you don't care TOO much. You'll give it two tries, then whatever.

    More importantly, you need something... else. There is someone you are looking for.

    During day or night you can send me a quote from the thread and I will tell you if the player is lying. You may do this twice, but you must wait a full phase from your last usage to use the ability again.

    Additionally, every night you may choose to target a player - if they are the player you are looking for, you will be informed.

    WC: Eliminate all threats to Forum-Aligned AND find who you are looking for.

    You may communicate with: No one

    HIDDEN: IF SANCHO DIES BEFORE JEPG FINDS HIM, HE MUST KILL SANCHO'S KILLER - IF SANCHO LYNCHED, MUST KILL WALTER.
    FORMS LOVERS PAIR WITH SANCHO
    Rough game for Frogs; he was off on the majority of his reads (especially in his indictment of Blue early) and was fooled by Donny.K and Snake for the majority of the game. Unfortunately, he also revealed his role due to some misappropriated pressure (caused, of course, by Snake) which made him a target along Donny's quest for chaos and slaughter. You win some, you lose some: I have no doubt you'll bounce back.

    Welcome to The Walter Mafia, Friese!

    You are The Clovs, Walter's Odd Romantic Ideal, Forum-Aligned.

    Oh, Clovdyx and MrsClov: The power couple The Walter has created to represent his desire for a truly mutually beneficial relationship. So he has some weird ideas of romantic love, but don't we all? As this manifestation of Walter brings forth the power of the union, you will get double the say in deciding the fate of the forum.

    WC: Eliminate all threats to Forum-Aligned.

    You may communicate with: No one
    Welcome to Tier 1, Friese! You barely got to even play. Rags demanded your blood, and your blood he received. Poor Friese.

    EDIT: It seems Ray demanded your blood. Either way, someone wanted you gone. That's Mafia flattery at its finest.

    Welcome to The Walter Mafia, football2ky!

    You are miamidolphin4life, Walter's White Guilt, Forum-Aligned.

    Okay, The Walter is truly an entitled being, and sometimes he feels bad about this. This has manifested in poster miamidolphin4life, who balances being aware of the world's barriers with a desire to prevail above all else. This aspect of Walter's personality has become so revered in the Forum that anyone that attempts to damage it will be subject to violent punishment from the masses.

    POST RESTRICTION: Every day phase, you MUST call somebody racist to retain your bomb privileges. Honestly, with the people in this game, this shouldn't be that hard to do.

    WC: Eliminate all threats to Forum-Aligned OR succesfully blow up scum en route to a Forum-Aligned victory.

    You may communicate with: No one
    Hopefully forever shattering the misconception that living until the end of the game is meaningful in any way, football2ky is a pitcher who gave five miserable, miserable innings but was lifted to a win thanks to the rest of his team. Given a critical bomb role in a game with three scum killers, Footsy decided it was more important to selfishly survive (at the long risk of being mislynched and permanently crippling his alignment) rather than help his own alignment despite my encouragement for bomb roles to try and get killed reflecting in the modified win condition. I was rather displeased at Footsy's immediate and purposeless Day 1 roleclaim; I have no idea why he did unless he believed he'd be of more value in the thread than he would by potentially taking out a scum killer down the road, which is utterly laughable. He A) did not help his own alignment by not attempting to fulfill his purpose as Bomb B) did not help his own alignment in the thread with his vote, as he frolicked around to lynch practically anyone who hadn't claimed as he always does C) missed completing his single post restriction nearly every day phase, losing his actual bomb abilities in case he'd ever actually need them for any reason and D) made it easier for scum to pick around him. His only practical defense is that he very likely would have been kept alive by scum anyway, but there was simply no work done in the thread and coasted on the fact that scum wasn't going to kill him as an outed bomb.

    If you are proud of your win for any reason, that's a serious shame. Nearly any player with a Bomb role will win the game if he outs himself for no reason, providing that the inherent damage he has done to town by not fulfilling his role doesn't prevent his teammates from winning in the first place. You won for the same reason a PGO wins with town - a role I never put in my games for this sole reason - not because of your play in any fashion. There were several spots where town could have lost this game, and such a fate would have pointed to you as the guiltiest party. I highly regret giving this role the standard WC along with the bomb WC and I doubt I'll ever put a bomb in one of my games again.

    Co-Town LVP

    Welcome to The Walter Mafia, Daniel!

    You are PR, Walter's Absence Of Rational Thought, Forum-Aligned.

    Even the best of us lose sight of intelligent decision making, and Walter is no saint. PR, the manifestation of Walter at his least logical, at least has good intents at heart. He'll do whatever he can to protect the forum that lets him both exist and thrive; unfortunately, "whatever he can" equates to pretty much nothing in this scenario.

    You have no active ability.

    WC: Eliminate all threats to Forum-Aligned.

    You may communicate with: No one

    HIDDEN: GETS DRUNK AND INHERITS INVESTIGATION IF PHELTZ DIES.
    I don't think Daniel was very pleased to be given a vanilla role, which is a shame because he demonstrated several times this game he does not need NAs to be valuable. The only complaint I have about Daniel's game is that he was not more aggressive; given (what seemed to be) a straight VT role, I hope he'd try to stay involved in the hunt of the game by risking his neck a little more, but he played mostly conservative which is a shame because he was dead-on with his reads almost the entire game. I was very impressed with how well he navigated motive and trapped players making stupid mistakes, I just wish he'd have pushed a couple players harder when it seemed he was convinced they were scum. Extremely on point this game, was in the running for Town MVP early but never had a drastic effect on the game and was killed before potentially becoming a force later in the game.

    Welcome to The Walter Mafia, JLash!

    You are Monk, Walter's Constant Need For Attention, Forum-Aligned.

    Everybody likes to be listened to, especially a draftnik God like Walter. Unfortunately, these traits tends to manifest in poster monk2310, an unbearable attention whoring troll. I'd give you more role information, but let's face it: it probably doesn't matter what your role is, as you'll fail regardless. You want to help the Forum, but anything you do is more likely to hurt their chances.

    Forum-Aligned cannot win the game while you are alive. You have no active ability, but because you're Monk, you are encouraged to deadpost if you die and will not be penalized for doing so. This priveledge will be revoked if you are modkilled.

    WC: Forum-Aligned must win the game.

    You may communicate with: No one
    JLash had a rough go of it with this role, but I understood his play throughout the game and think his difficulties came more from over-thinking a natural problem: how do I get myself killed? As opposed to the previous Footsy write-up, JLash consciously tried to get himself killed throughout the game; he stayed quiet early, showing town power flashes and pegging scum, but to no avail. Mid to lategame he fake-claimed the scumhunting roles put in the game and did basically everything he could, which had the added benefit (for me) of confusing the hell out of Clovdyx; in the end, he was a part of a solid lategame group that wrapped up the game and got himself lynched only when no other scum were remaining. JLash gave a strong effort with a frustrating role and still contributed in the thread meaningfully even after he missed his early kill window. He did what he could with what he had and he should have no regrets as he earned his win the hard way.

    Welcome to The Walter Mafia, Blue!

    You are Daniel, Walter's Angel & Devil Debate, Forum-Aligned.

    Perhaps side-effect of being a Philadelphia native, Walter has always had an inside urge to root for the bad guys. This manifested itself into beloved forumer Daniel, a slick prosecution lawyer who's mission in life is to get the scum of the world back on the streets. You have the incredible ability to defend almost anyone being "prosecuted", making them impervious to any of the Forum's dangers. While you have no sensible outside interests besides trying to save the Forum, there's still a part of you that wants to see the bad guys prevail.

    Every night you may PM me "Protect [player]".

    WC: Eliminate all threats to Forum-Aligned OR use your protect on players who cannot win with Forum-Aligned FIVE times during the game.

    You may communicate with: No one
    I don't really want to talk too much about Blue's game. Day 2 he made it pretty clear he didn't give a damn after the Day 1 mislynch. I get the line of logic that put him in the muddle of Walter pushers, and while I didn't particularly agree with it, there was enough for Blue to have silenced whatever doubters remained in the thread. I get why he did the things he did after that, but I felt they were against the spirit of the game and that his interest in participating in the game was heavily outweighed by his sense of pride. There really isn't much else to say other than he's a sharply competent player who mailed it in; saving SwAg from a kill early didn't help his town cause either, and he made it very clear with his SickPuppets protect that he wasn't going for his alternate WC, though this made have been adjusted by the push on him Day 2.

    Co-Town LVP

    Welcome to The Walter Mafia, Alastair!

    You are Chg91, Walter's Fear of Abandonment, Forum-Aligned.

    Everyone has a fear of being left, and The Walter is no exception. With a long history of tumultous relationships, Walter has channeled this phobia into poster Chg91, a detached commitophobe who will do whatever to escape dependability.

    Every night, you may "quit" for the night phase. You will not be able to be targeted that phase and you will not be able to vote in the next day phase. PM me "I quit!" if you would like to do so.

    WC: Eliminate all threats to Forum-Aligned

    You may communicate with: No one
    Sneaky strong game for Alastair. To the humor of his role, I don't believe Alastair was targeted once the entire game; he was mostly pushed to claim by scum, but he kept it going in the thread enough to contribute to town. He recognized that he wasn't likely going to be a scum target after his claim and wisely chose to keep his votes rather than guarantee his own safety, which shows some real resolve and desire to help achieve victory for his alignment. His threadplay steadily improved as the game went on, and maintaining his vote over his survival lategame (though he seemed somewhat conflicted) was a major part of the town victory. A townie who truly deserved his win despite having the option of running with his tail between his legs. Commendable performance.


    [OFF-TOPIC ALIGNED]

    Welcome to The Walter Mafia, MrsClov!

    You are McNulty, Spirit Of Big Dick Walt, Off Topic-Aligned.

    One of Walt's commanding authorative personalities with that sweet moderator gig, your biggest interests are really just doing whatever the hell you want. But the soul of The Walter has long been devoted to The Football, and its time to unleash your big D on The Walter's tortured soul. With some other #YOLO cats, you're here to end this "Football forum" waste after all: this forum should be about snaggin' tail and movies and the girls stalking you and whatever the hell. Yeah. You're going to use your mod authority to silence any opposition, in the form of daily bans.

    Every night you may PM me "Ban [player]".

    WC: Outnumber all other factions.

    You may communicate with: monk2310, Chg91, SanchoPanza

    I must be invited to all chats.
    MrsClov was the unfortunate victim of a great Donny.K guess. She was a little busy this game IRL, but was able to handle more pressure (including SwAg going for her throat early) and continues to steadily improve as a player. Made some good reads, picked good NAs, probably would have lasted longer in the game if its wasn't for the SK faction. An underrated player. Clov attempting to clear her (or paint her in a good light) also benefited her as well; you reap what you sow.

    Welcome to The Walter Mafia, SanchoPanza!

    You are AliceAttack, Walter's Indie Cred, Off Topic-Aligned.

    You're one cool cat; you like all the hip music, hip movies, all the hip stuff. Even a draftnik king like Walter likes to feel cool in different circles, and this is when he manifests into Arcade. Your Blah! buddy McNulty asked you to help him reform the forums, and let's face it: Football isn't as cool as some of the stuff you like. You can talk someone's ear off about your favorite bands, which will keep them occupied for an entire night.

    Every night you may PM me "Roleblock [player]".

    WC: Outnumber all other factions.

    You may communicate with: MrsClov, monk2310, Chg91

    I must be invited to all chats.
    Why did you even sign up? I deeply regretted allowing you to play, even after you modkilled yourself for no reason in the Tampa Bay mini. You didn't bother to show up in the thread, you completely ignored your scummates and then happily let town lynch you. I don't know why you are still allowed to play games here - you clearly have no interest whatsoever.

    Scum LVP
    Game LVP


    Welcome to The Walter Mafia, Chg91!

    You are Red-headed step-child, Walter Off The Deep End, Off Topic-Aligned.

    Maybe you're a little Canadian, maybe you're a little racist; Walter really just channels this particular personality as an outlet for some of his crazy musings and schemes. McNulty asked you to help him change everything, and you're going to go all Happy Gilmore on 'em. I mean, those skates are sharp as hell. If you die, you may choose one player to inherent your skate.

    Every night you may PM me "Kill [player]".

    WC: Outnumber all other factions.

    You may communicate with: MrsClov, monk2310, SanchoPanza

    I must be invited to all chats.
    No complaints for Chg - solid game, was lynched less for game reasons than IRL and meta reasns. He was gone awhile for IRL stuff which built the pressure up and made a lulzy scum directive post, but Chg was very on point when he said that (along with SwAg in SwAg's chat) this was the game where other scum weren't going to let other scum win. Was a major director in the scumgroup, but influenced and motivated his scummies and would have had a much better shot at a win if real life didn't hit Chg/MrsClov and Sancho had not been dead weight. I was worried that Chg might not put an effort in after seeing his scummates, but he certainly put an effort in and I'm glad he did. While it didn't work, the Chameleon fakeclaim was totally awesome.

    Welcome to The Walter Mafia, monk2310!

    You are RoflDogs, Burned-Out Walter, Off Topic-Aligned.

    Sometimes Walter gets tired and just has nothing to say. This is when RoflDogs awakens; it's impressive how many posts this aspect of Walter has made in comparison to content. It was the aggressive personality of McNulty that grabbed you along to work with Off-Topic aligned, as a manifestation like yours would thrive only in a Forum with no crucial subjects. Unfortunately for your alignment, you lack any real skillset, but perhaps a number alone will be valuable to them.

    But here's the twist: the truth is, you kinda hate McNulty, so you're hoping to outlive him and take over the faction before the end of the game.

    You have no active ability.

    WC: Outnumber all other factions AND you must outlive McNulty.

    You may communicate with: MrsClov, Chg91, SanchoPanza

    I must be invited to all chats.

    OFFICIAL WARNING: MrsClov is McNulty; you would be heavily advised to not let her know your WC and any flavor information particular to her.
    Hell of a game for Monk. Looked good throughout the game, but only major downfall was how bad he looked during his scummates lynches. I don't think his fakeclaim was as bad as town perceived it - with a little more background and coming from a more proven player, I might have seen that work for awhile; Rags certainly has said more ridiculous things. Regardless, this was the best I've ever seen him - he made good points, consistently gained towncred in the thread, and actually had a lot of promising reads. He needed more direction on his night kills lategame and suffered when most of his scummates abandoned him, but Rome wasn't built in a day. I don't know what happened to the Monker****er we usually know, but he was not present this game. Play more games like this and you'll shed your label.

    Biggest Surprise Award


    [BASEBALL ALIGNED]

    Welcome to The Walter Mafia, Ragnarok!

    You are CKane, Walter's Love for Moneyball, Baseball-Aligned.

    Walter, like most guys who sometimes watch baseball, has a soft spot for sweet, sweet Billy Beane. This frequently manifests in CKane, who is subject more than anyone else off veering offtopic and talking about the sport nobody cares all that much about: baseball. With the current turmoil in The Walter, you've decided to take advantage of this and try reform Walterfootball into THE GREATEST BASEBALL FORUM OF ALL TIME. You've got awesome mod powers in the Forum's current incarnation, and you will use this and several of your weird baseball loving friends.

    Every night you may PM me "Ban [player]". They will not be able to post for a phase.

    WC: Outnumber all other factions.

    You may communicate with: Vitor, rackcitysteelers, Ray Smuckles.

    I must be invited to all chats.
    Deadchat made fun of you a bunch for being uber conservative. You headed your group, for better or worse, and I agree with the sentiment that you played too conservatively. However, you played very solid in the thread this game; most people had no idea you were scum, and you likely would have lasted a great deal longer had SickPuppets not doubted you. You pulled out a fun little VT fakeclaim and needed both the alignment cop and the truth teller to come out with results on you to be brought down. You're as dangerous as ever in the thread, but I'd like to see you take more risks as scum in the future.

    Welcome to The Walter Mafia, Vitor!

    You are Daniel Brown, Sneaky Sneaky Walter, Baseball-Aligned.

    Walter, at times, is a master of subtletly, something that is shown frequently through his Daniel Brown moniker. DB, unfortunately, is one of the many manifestations of Walter that have gone rogue over the years. At the behest of CKane, you will help destroy The Football and give everyone the WF Baseball forum they deserve.

    Every night you may PM me "Redirect [player]". The player will not be redirected to anyone in your faction.

    WC: Outnumber all other factions.

    You may communicate with: rackcitysteelers, Ray Smuckles, Ragnarok.

    I must be invited to all chats.
    Some very unique this play from Vitor; while he pinged a lot of scumdars early, he did try to play up his Vitor-ness to buy towncred early and it got him deep into the game before he getting nightkilled. Did get a good deal of coaching in scumchat, particularly by Ray; Vitor used Ray's perspective well and it's a useful talent to be able to adapt the way he did. I heard some meh things about Vitor before this game (I hadn't really seen him in action, the only game I ever played with him he got lynched Day 1) but I left feeling that he's better than people imagine. Hopefully he took Ray and Rags' overall guidance to heart, because if not for Donny he'd likely have coasted his way until late in the game.

    Welcome to The Walter Mafia, rackcitysteelers!

    You are tbod10, Walter the Frontrunner, Baseball-Aligned.

    WINNING IS EVERYTHING, and Walter knows this. Unfortunately, being the draftnik king he is, Walter has to stem out most bias: but secretly, he loves the winners and nobody else. This manifests frequently in poster tbod10, and since winning is everything, you are willing to break out your Yankee-penned baseballs and crack them into the temples of your opposition.

    Every night you may PM me "Kill [player]". If you die, you may choose a player in your faction to inherent your lethal baseball collection.

    WC: Outnumber all other factions.

    You may communicate with: Vitor, Ray Smuckles, Ragnarok

    I must be invited to all chats.
    Rack did his lurky thing and didn't have the energy to fight his scum-group on his targets, despite show displeasure at the conservative play after his recruitment. He gunned for SP with little success after he was recruited, but was decent enough in the thread to keep it going late. I would love to see Rack get more active and its a shame the lurk-tunnel strategy works around here, but I think his activity was more dictated by real-life issues than it was based on desire. Missed a crucial late-game PM, so that's a mark on his record, but Rack played good enough to pass the eye test.

    Welcome to The Walter Mafia, Ray Smuckles!

    You are chicagojay, Lazy Walter, Baseball-Aligned.

    Yawn. So Walter doesn't have a lot of time with the madness of personalities shooting around his forum, so sometimes he doesn't have too much time to post. So yeah, you're in the game, too... But you're just a Mafia goon. CKane has convinced you to help him transform The Forum into a Baseball paradise, and, you know, whatever. Sounds cool.

    You have no active ability.

    WC: Outnumber all other factions.

    You may communicate with: Vitor, rackcitysteelers, Ragnarok

    I must be invited to all chats.
    I'm not really sure what would have happened this game if usly hadn't shot Ray Day 1. Ray played solid in the thread, attracting a lot of followers and fans while simultaneously leaving very little evidence of his scumgroup and directing town's attention as he saw fit. He was even better in scumchat, where he consistently helped his scummates. His game was cut short and he got troll-revived by Centurion as a Banned-Aligned Traitor who didn't know his own alignment. I feel somewhat bad for Ray's confusion in this regard, but the fact that he managed to stay alive a couple phases after his revival was hilarious. Ray is a dangerous player who got ****ed with all game by both my roles and other players - thank you for being a good sport about it, as I couldn't imagine a better way for you to have played your situation.


    [INDEPENDENTS]

    Welcome to The Walter Mafia, RoflDogs!

    You are GongKong, Walter's Desire To See The World Burn, Independent-Aligned.

    Somewhere at the deep dark core of every man is a GongKong, and Walter is no different. What else is there to say? You are a believer in the Forum, but you are a bigger believer in destruction. You want some carnage, and you'll sit and watch it all go down and throw your hat in the mix when you feel it'll help you achieve your true mischevious goals.

    Being that you will always exist until the Forum decides to kick you out, you are immune to Night Kills.

    Every night you may PM me "Watch [player]".

    WC: Eliminate all threats to Forum-Aligned AND there must be THREE OR LESS Forum-Aligned players alive at the end of the game.

    You may communicate with: no one
    Meh. RoflDogs didn't keep up with the thread, and had very rough night targets because of it. Blue was a no-brainer watch Night 2, and it would've benefited RoflDogs to have killer information. While his role was lulzy (he was supposed to find killers and then find a way to keep them off the radar in the the thread until necessary), Rofl's lack of attention really bit him here and he was did in by the double-silence ban when MrsClov and Rags wanted to keep him from sharing watch results in the thread. I know there was a little bitterness here about how this played out, but I never imagined you'd be forced into the watcher claim until it really proved necessary to reveal results, and the heat on you for a lynch was your responsibility, not your role's.

    Welcome to The Walter Mafia, Centurion!

    You are Walter, Defender of The Football, Independent-Aligned.

    The truth of The Walter is that regardless of what happens to the Forum, you continue to make dollars. That's your best interest here: keep it all going. You are the uberadmin, undefeatable in any way, and have a large amount of powers to help you keep this cycle of destruction going as long as possible.

    Being the very soul of the forum, you cannot be nightkilled nor lynched.

    1x Controlled Redirect
    1x Revive
    2x Protect
    2x Roleblock

    WC: This game must last to at least the tenth day; you automatically win at the beginning of Day 10. If the game gets to Day 15, you will be the game's sole winner.

    You may communicate with: no one

    HIDDEN: PLAYERS REVIVED FROM KILLS COME BACK AS ORIGINAL ALIGNMENT. PLAYERS REVIVED FROM BANS COME BACK AS HIDDEN BANNED-ALIGNED MILLERS WHO WIN WITH A BANNED-ALIGNED FACTIONAL WIN
    HIDDEN: IF ROLEBLOCK OR PROTECT SUCCESFULLY STOPS A KILL, HE GAINS ANOTHER
    Centurion trolled the hell out of this game, to the extent where he might have played it incorrectly. 15 Days seems like a long time, but Centurion decided that despite having a plethora of town-helping abilities, he was scum who needed to distract and deter town. The major gist of his role was that he was supposed to prevent as many night kills as possible - with both his actions and by potentially drawing them in the thread. He instead decided to do whatever he could to deter town, and likely would have lost had scum not mercilessly slaughtered scum all game. Probably not a deserving winner, but I'm glad that he at least had fun. His presence certainly made the game more interesting, as he frequently and inexplicably frustrated the hell out of town.

    JVP

    Welcome to The Walter Mafia, Snake!

    You are Swear Words, You ****ing Serious?, Banned-Aligned.

    The Walter has long rejected your presence on his forums, but you began to bond with one of Walter's more volatile personalities over the years: a bottle of hatred and controversy named Robley. When The Walter ousted this aspect of himself in the forum permanently, the soul of rage that embodies Robley asked for your help in getting revenge for his ban. You have decided to help him. You are censored all throughout the forum, which gives you easy access to Walter's other personalities and where they plan to post.

    Every night you may PM me "Track [player]".

    Anything meant to target Robley - including day abilities and lynches - will target you instead.

    WC: You win as long as Robley wins.

    You may communicate with: Donny.K

    I must be invited to all chats.
    True to his username, Snake had town hook line & sinker with a tracker roleclaim and a seemingly pro-town agenda. He only got killed because of his established town persona, and almost surely would have made it to the end to help complete his secondary WC if not for his death. Underestimated and drawing an absurdly low amount of suspicion throughout the game, the only player I remember even targeting him was jepg - these roles served dual purpose, as Snake was supposed to gather enough information to clear the two while also finding the Mods (who can be tracked to players who are "silenced in the write-up" - Donny nailed his primary WC early so Snake focused on the secondary aspect and excelled. Just an absolutely excellent game for Snake, as Banned-Aligned controlled this game long after their victory and came close to a full factional win.

    Game Co-MVP

    Welcome to The Walter Mafia, Donny.K!

    You are Robley, Psycho Walter, Banned-Aligned.

    Everyone has a dark side, and you embody Walter's. Robley is a bottle of hatred and controversy, beloved for rampant lulz but hated for ramtant trolling; eventually The Walter ousted this aspect of himself in the Forum for the safety of all, but you're back for revenge. You will be assisted by another long-banned friend that you have gotten very comfortable with over the years. You aren't playing this time around: it's the killing hour.

    Every night you may PM me "Kill [player]".

    WC: Eliminate two of the forum moderators responsible for your ban. You are specifically targetting SanchoPanza, CKane and McNulty.

    You may communicate with: Snake

    I must be invited to all chats.

    HIDDEN: GETS OUTNUMBER/EQUAL ALL OTHER FACTIONS AS SECONDARY WC FOR SOLE VICTORY
    As Snake co-mingled with town, Donny went on an awesome and completely unbiased rampage of all of the game's factions. He didn't draw suspicion until Snake looked town enough to clear him, made great NA choices and got a lucky hit with MrsClov early after usly outed himself as Sancho. Just a terrific performance, and his method of killing basically anyone who stood in his way extended this game in an enjoyable fashion as scum were consistently devastated by Donny and Snake's efforts. It looked for awhile like they'd achieve their secondary wincon, but the ease in getting the first and then seamlessly merging with the in-thread townies is what helped Banned-Aligned dominate this game.

    Game Co-MVP

    [MOCK ALIGNED]

    Welcome to The Walter Mafia, JohnnyAllStar!

    You are Forum Mock Draft Forum, Mock-Aligned.

    Not at all an aspect of Walter's personality, you are the Forum Mock Draft Forum, come alive through the ridiculous internal conflicts that take place in the huge battles of thought engaged by Walter's personalities within your threads. You know how to do one thing and one thing only: draft. You will draft who you believe to be the most valuable players. Another Forum anthropomorphized by the obscene battles within, you will be supported by the Mafia Forum in your mission.

    Every night you may PM me "Draft [player]". You can use this ability THREE times during the game.

    WC: Outnumber all other factions AND remove ALL moderators from the game.

    You may communicate with: SwAg Dynasty

    I must be invited to all chats.

    HIDDEN: INHERITS MAFIA FORUM PROTECT IF MAFIA FORUM IS DEAD AND OUT OF RECRUITS
    Lord knows how he lived as long as he did, but JAS has a habit of surviving against the odds. The only decision I really questioned by Johnny was not using his recruit the first night, but he made solid choices throughout the game but had very unfortunate luck as all of his recruits got murdered very quickly after their conversion. Despite this, he chugged on and made smart, pointed posts that drew little suspicion but contributed to the game as a whole, keeping off most scumdars and dooming him only as a late-game process of elimination lynch. Would have been very interesting to see JLash/Footsy get lynched before him to see what he could do, but ultimately town lynched him in time. Still a terrific performance from JAS; Mock would have very likely dominated the game if scum weren't so obsessed with killing each other all game.

    Scum MVP



    Welcome to The Walter Mafia, SwAg Dynasty!

    You are Mafia Forum, Mock-Aligned.

    Not at all an aspect of Walter's personality, you are the Mafia Forum, come alive through the ridiculous internal conflicts that take place in the huge battles of thought engaged by Walter's personalities within your threads. You and the Forum Mock Draft Forum, now sentient, have decided to rebel against the ever-changing Walter and create your own Forum! Where you can draft **** and yell at eachother all day long! No distractions like football or the Blah! thread. As The Mafia forum, you can use ****ty arguments to defend a player, convincing anyone trying to do harm to them to back the **** off. Your arguments will be pretty awful, though.

    Every night you may PM me "Protect [player]".

    WC: Outnumber all other factions AND remove ALL moderators from the game.

    You may communicate with: JohnnyAllStar

    I must be invited to all chats.
    Solid game for SwAg, who made good points in scumchat even after his death. Was the unfortunate victim of a redirect on a night where he protected himself, as he would have very likely looked golden throughout the game if he'd survived kills from two different killers. Alas, it was not meant to be. Always perceptive, SwAg make very strong reads throughout the game and pegged quite a few scum on motive and meta alone. Fear the SwAg.

    NIGHT ACTIONS LIST

    PR
    NIGHT 3: Protect SickPuppets
    NIGHT 4: Protect SickPuppets
    NIGHT 5: Protect SickPuppets
    NIGHT 6: Protect SickPuppets
    DEAD

    Heh.

    jepg
    NIGHT 1: Roleblock SwAg
    NIGHT 2: Roleblock Snake
    NIGHT 3: Roleblock Snake
    NIGHT 4: Roleblock Andy Q.
    DEAD

    SickPuppets
    NIGHT 1: Investigate bcb1213
    NIGHT 2: Investigate miamidolphin4life
    NIGHT 3: Investigate Ragnarok
    NIGHT 4: Investigate Johnnyallstar
    NIGHT 5: Investigate miamidolphin4life
    NIGHT 6: Investigate JLash
    NIGHT 7: Investigate Johnnyallstar
    NIGHT 8: Investigate Football2ky (Redirected to SickPuppets)
    DEAD

    miamidolphin4life
    NIGHT 1: Search GongKong
    NIGHT 2: Kill Monk
    NIGHT 3: Kill Rack
    NIGHT 4: Kill PR
    NIGHT 5: Kill JLash
    NIGHT 6: Kill Cent
    NIGHT 7: Kill JAS
    DEAD

    Blue
    NIGHT 1: Protect Swag Dynasty
    NIGHT 2: Protect SickPuppets
    DEAD

    Alastair
    NIGHT 1: Quit? Yes
    NIGHT 2: Quit? No
    NIGHT 3: Quit? No
    NIGHT 4: Quit? Yes
    NIGHT 5: Quit? Yes
    NIGHT 6: Quit? No
    NIGHT 7: Quit? No
    NIGHT 8: Quit? No
    NIGHT 9: Quit? No

    MrsClov
    NIGHT 1: Ban jepg
    NIGHT 2: Ban SickPuppets
    NIGHT 3: Ban RoflDogs
    DEAD

    SanchoPanza
    NIGHT 1: Roleblock Snake
    DEAD

    Chg91
    NIGHT 1: Kill SwAg Dynasty
    NIGHT 2: Kill Blue
    DEAD

    Ragnarok
    NIGHT 1: Ban Daniel
    NIGHT 2: Ban Clov
    NIGHT 3: Ban RoflDogs
    DEAD

    Vitor
    NIGHT 1: Redirect Snake -> MD4L
    NIGHT 2: Redirect jepg -> JLash
    NIGHT 3: Redirect SwAg -> jepg
    NIGHT 4: Redirect SickPuppets -> PR
    DEAD

    rackcitysteelers
    NIGHT 1: Kill Friese
    NIGHT 2: Kill bcb1213
    NIGHT 3: Kill Daniel
    NIGHT 4: Kill SickPuppets
    [MISSED PM]
    DEAD

    Rofldogs
    NIGHT 1: Watch Vitor
    NIGHT 2: Watch MD4L
    NIGHT 3: Watch SickPuppets
    DEAD

    Centurion
    NIGHT 1: No action
    NIGHT 2: Block SickPuppets
    NIGHT 3: Revive Ray Smuckles
    NIGHT 4: No action
    NIGHT 5: Block Clovdyx
    NIGHT 6: Protect Ray Smuckles
    NIGHT 7: No action
    NIGHT 8: Redirect SickPuppets to SickPuppets
    NIGHT 9: Protect JLash

    Snake
    NIGHT 1: Track Clov [REDIRECTED TO: MD4L]
    NIGHT 2: Track RoflDogs
    NIGHT 3: Track JLash
    NIGHT 4: Track MD4L
    Night 5: Track football2ky
    NIGHT 6: Track Johnnyallstar
    NIGHT 7: Track Johnnyallstar
    DEAD

    Donny.K
    NIGHT 1: Kill uslydevilu
    NIGHT 2: Kill Centurion
    NIGHT 3: Kill MrsClov
    NIGHT 4: Kill Vitor
    NIGHT 5: Kill rackcitysteelers
    NIGHT 6: Kill PR
    NIGHT 7: Kill MD4L
    DEAD

    Johnnyallstar
    NIGHT 1: Recruit No One
    NIGHT 2: Recruit bcb1213
    NIGHT 3: Recruit jepg
    NIGHT 4: Recruit rackcitysteelers
    NIGHT 5: Protect JAS
    NIGHT 6: Kill SickPuppets
    NIGHT 7: Kill Snake
    NIGHT 8: Kill SickPuppets
    DEAD

    SwAg Dynasty
    NIGHT 1: Protect JAS
    NIGHT 2: Protect JAS
    NIGHT 3: Protect SwAg Dynasty [Redirected to: jepg]
    DEAD

    monk2310
    NIGHT 3: Kill SwAg
    NIGHT 4: Kill jepg
    DEAD

    [DAY ACTIONS AND ABILITIES]

    miamidolphin4life
    Truth tested Clov Night 1. Clov confirmed as town.
    Truth tested Rags Day 4. Rags confirmed as Baseball-Aligned.

    GongKong/PR
    Day 2: Doublevote
    Day 3: Doublevote
    Day 4: Triplevote
    Day 5: Doublevote
    Day 6: No Vote
    DEAD

    uslydevilu
    Killed Ray Smuckles Day 1.
    DEAD

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    Thank you guys for playing!!! I hope you all return for [joke sequel to The Walter]!!!
    Last edited by corycurren; 01-09-2014, 08:45 PM.
    Originally posted by GongKong
    I wonder what Cory has cooked up. He is usually a leader of men. Cory the butcher of bakersfield. The one that does not eat the last piece of bread on the table. Truly a hero to the people, even if he spit in the butter bowl, cuz he is a wily little rebel.

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    • #3
      It is now Day 1! With 29 voting, it's 15 to lynch!

      If there is no majority decision, Day 1 will end at 12/18 at 9:00 PM EST.
      Originally posted by GongKong
      I wonder what Cory has cooked up. He is usually a leader of men. Cory the butcher of bakersfield. The one that does not eat the last piece of bread on the table. Truly a hero to the people, even if he spit in the butter bowl, cuz he is a wily little rebel.

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      • #4
        First that's not Cory.

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        • #5
          ohi
          Originally posted by Daniel
          Me and my gun buddies aren't paranoid, but let me tell you about how Hillary's gun squads will come into your home to take away your God-given freedoms and guns, while forcing you to gay marry illegal immigrants and turn your home to Muslim abortion clinics.

          That's how you sound.
          lmao

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          • #6
            *****es

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            • #7
              Can't believe that's censored.

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              • #8
                Yo

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                • #9
                  Decisions...Decisions...Decisions...

                  Chg91
                  football2ky
                  SickPuppets
                  Vitor
                  uslydevilu
                  monk2310
                  Andy Q.
                  RoflDogs
                  Ray Smuckles
                  Ragnarok
                  Originally posted by Daniel
                  Me and my gun buddies aren't paranoid, but let me tell you about how Hillary's gun squads will come into your home to take away your God-given freedoms and guns, while forcing you to gay marry illegal immigrants and turn your home to Muslim abortion clinics.

                  That's how you sound.
                  lmao

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                  • #10
                    Sup, gays.

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                    • #11
                      .

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                      • #12
                        Can I lynch all of those people? Just euthanize the strugglers right off the bat.
                        Originally posted by Daniel
                        Me and my gun buddies aren't paranoid, but let me tell you about how Hillary's gun squads will come into your home to take away your God-given freedoms and guns, while forcing you to gay marry illegal immigrants and turn your home to Muslim abortion clinics.

                        That's how you sound.
                        lmao

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by SwAg Dynasty View Post
                          Decisions...Decisions...Decisions...

                          Chg91
                          football2ky
                          SickPuppets
                          Vitor
                          uslydevilu
                          monk2310
                          Andy Q.
                          RoflDogs
                          Ray Smuckles
                          Ragnarok
                          Yay! I'm not on Swag's list!

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by SwAg Dynasty View Post
                            Can I lynch all of those people? Just euthanize the strugglers right off the bat.
                            You're okay.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Clovdyx View Post
                              You're okay.
                              Clov,

                              You've convinced me not to No Lynch immediately on Day One. Although I'll probably end up No Lynching anyways.

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