Coolest nicknames in pro football

[jimmyp]

What are some good ones out there. This game's got me thinking:

Ed "The Eraser" Reed
Wes "The Natural" Welker
Shawn "Lights Out" Merriman

[NoNonsenseCoach]

Dick "Night Train" Lane is probably my favorite

[bwest36]

deon "Prime time" Sanders

[jimmyp]

We had an Aussie Rules player (the sport where Darren Bennett, Matt McBriar, Sav Rocca etc. came out of) Gary Ablett. His nickname was "God". I think this is ok as long as its not self attributed. That's one of the problems I've always had with prime time, that's what he called himself.

[Vbsiena]

Woody "Tiny" Dantzler

[jimmyp]

To Tall
Sweetness

[Vbsiena]

He Hate Me Rod Smart best nickname ever.

[Vbsiena]

"The Assassin" (Jack Tatum) - sick as well.

Lester "The Molester" Hayes - funny

[starqb14]

mean joe green
brady the swarmin' mormon poppinga
crazylegs hirsch

[jimmyp]

mean joe green
brady the swarmin' mormon poppinga
crazylegs hirsch

Swarmin' Mormon. Maybe Mitt Romney should adopt this one.

[NoNonsenseCoach]

The Stormin Mormon - Todd Heap
William "The Refrigerator" Perry is a good one too.

[starqb14]

sweetness.

[Matt McGuire]

Carnell "Cadillac" Williams.

[NoNonsenseCoach]

I always though Bill Parcells "The Tuna" was a pretty dumb one.