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Just cause I'm bored and interested to see how this turns out I'm going to make picks this week based on who would win in a fight 1v1 between the team's names/mascots/basically what they represent.
For example OSU Buckeyes vs LSU Tigers
A Buckeye is a big tree
A Tiger is a big cat that hurts
My logic is I don't know how a big cat is going to knock down and defeat a tree I think a tree might have a better chance of falling on a tiger first, therefore OSU wins the National Title.
Anyway here are my week 14 picks usuing this logic
Chicago Bears (5-7) at Washington Redskins (5-7) - Skins
Carolina Panthers (5-7) at Jacksonville Jaguars (8-4) - Panther
Dallas Cowboys (11-1) at Detroit Lions (6-6) - Cowboys
Miami Dolphins (0-12) at Buffalo Bills (6-6) - Bills
New York Giants (8-4) at Philadelphia Eagles (5-7) - Giants
Oakland Raiders (4-8) at Green Bay Packers (11-1) - Raiders
Pittsburgh Steelers (9-3) at New England Patriots (11-0) - Patriots
San Diego Chargers (7-5) at Tennessee Titans (7-5) - Chargers
St. Louis Rams (3-9) at Cincinnati Bengals (4-8) - Bengals
Tampa Bay Buccaneers (8-4) at Houston Texans (5-7) - Buccaneers
Arizona Cardinals (6-6) at Seattle Seahawks (8-4) - Seahawks
Minnesota Vikings (6-6) at San Francisco 49ers (3-9) - Vikings
Cleveland Browns (7-5) at New York Jets (3-9) - Jets
Kansas City Chiefs (4-8) at Denver Broncos (5-7) - Chiefs
Indianapolis Colts (10-2) at Baltimore Ravens (4-7) - Colts
New Orleans Saints (5-7) at Atlanta Falcons (3-9) - Falcons
-Redskin would kill the Bear with arrows before the Bear gets to him
-Panthers are generally a little bigger than Jaguars both vicious
-Cowboy shots the Lion easy accomplishment
-Depends where the fight takes place in the water(Miami) a dolphin beats a Bill, but on land(Buffalo) a Bill easily wins
-Giant catches an Eagle and crushes it in his hands
-Not really suck what a Packer is, my guess is a person who packs food or items (like a meat packer). A Raider in that case would destroy a packer
-Patriot shoots a steel mill worker
-Titans would be hard to beat but the Greek Gods beat them before with Zeus' Lightning Bolts, Chargers win
-A Bengal would kill a ram
-When I think Texan I think normal person in Texas, a buccaneer is a pirate and would slit a texan's throat if ever given the opportunity
-Cards are wimpy birds a Hawk could kill one if it wanted to
-A viking would kill a goldminner who in my mind only has a pick ax as a weapon
-What the f is a Brown? I'm thinking Mr. Hankey vs a Jet. A Jets burns mr hankey to death
-Indian kills a wild horse
-Horse vs Bird horse wins
-This one was tough. I perceive a Saint like Mother Theresa, or another matyr as not doing much fighting and I think a Falcon could peck one into submittion if provoked unless some holy divinty is used. Doubt it though
This is for fun and I'm curious how these picks will turn out by the end of the week. I could see me getting more than some experts just like when you go to the track and there is always women who know nothing about racing and just pick based on the horses name they like, and somehow win more than you, even though you know more about horse racing. Well at least I hope that's how its gonna work.
If I go 12 for 16 or better I think I deserve mention in Walter's week 14 wrap-up section on the site.
For example OSU Buckeyes vs LSU Tigers
A Buckeye is a big tree
A Tiger is a big cat that hurts
My logic is I don't know how a big cat is going to knock down and defeat a tree I think a tree might have a better chance of falling on a tiger first, therefore OSU wins the National Title.
Anyway here are my week 14 picks usuing this logic
Chicago Bears (5-7) at Washington Redskins (5-7) - Skins
Carolina Panthers (5-7) at Jacksonville Jaguars (8-4) - Panther
Dallas Cowboys (11-1) at Detroit Lions (6-6) - Cowboys
Miami Dolphins (0-12) at Buffalo Bills (6-6) - Bills
New York Giants (8-4) at Philadelphia Eagles (5-7) - Giants
Oakland Raiders (4-8) at Green Bay Packers (11-1) - Raiders
Pittsburgh Steelers (9-3) at New England Patriots (11-0) - Patriots
San Diego Chargers (7-5) at Tennessee Titans (7-5) - Chargers
St. Louis Rams (3-9) at Cincinnati Bengals (4-8) - Bengals
Tampa Bay Buccaneers (8-4) at Houston Texans (5-7) - Buccaneers
Arizona Cardinals (6-6) at Seattle Seahawks (8-4) - Seahawks
Minnesota Vikings (6-6) at San Francisco 49ers (3-9) - Vikings
Cleveland Browns (7-5) at New York Jets (3-9) - Jets
Kansas City Chiefs (4-8) at Denver Broncos (5-7) - Chiefs
Indianapolis Colts (10-2) at Baltimore Ravens (4-7) - Colts
New Orleans Saints (5-7) at Atlanta Falcons (3-9) - Falcons
-Redskin would kill the Bear with arrows before the Bear gets to him
-Panthers are generally a little bigger than Jaguars both vicious
-Cowboy shots the Lion easy accomplishment
-Depends where the fight takes place in the water(Miami) a dolphin beats a Bill, but on land(Buffalo) a Bill easily wins
-Giant catches an Eagle and crushes it in his hands
-Not really suck what a Packer is, my guess is a person who packs food or items (like a meat packer). A Raider in that case would destroy a packer
-Patriot shoots a steel mill worker
-Titans would be hard to beat but the Greek Gods beat them before with Zeus' Lightning Bolts, Chargers win
-A Bengal would kill a ram
-When I think Texan I think normal person in Texas, a buccaneer is a pirate and would slit a texan's throat if ever given the opportunity
-Cards are wimpy birds a Hawk could kill one if it wanted to
-A viking would kill a goldminner who in my mind only has a pick ax as a weapon
-What the f is a Brown? I'm thinking Mr. Hankey vs a Jet. A Jets burns mr hankey to death
-Indian kills a wild horse
-Horse vs Bird horse wins
-This one was tough. I perceive a Saint like Mother Theresa, or another matyr as not doing much fighting and I think a Falcon could peck one into submittion if provoked unless some holy divinty is used. Doubt it though
This is for fun and I'm curious how these picks will turn out by the end of the week. I could see me getting more than some experts just like when you go to the track and there is always women who know nothing about racing and just pick based on the horses name they like, and somehow win more than you, even though you know more about horse racing. Well at least I hope that's how its gonna work.
If I go 12 for 16 or better I think I deserve mention in Walter's week 14 wrap-up section on the site.
David Koechner on for their celebrity picks one time and he did the same thing.
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