Some Funny Superbowl Lines

[Phil]

These are some of the unconventional lines that are being offered through online sportsbooks. Some are really creative and clever; maybe Walter has some analysis to offer?

What will happen as a result of the first coaches challenge?
Overturned +160
Stands -130 (2 units)

How long will it take Jordin Sparks to sing the National anthem?
Over 1m42s -115 (5 units, did some research on this one, might actually bet it)
Under 1m42s -115

Which Super Bowl commercial will have a higher rating on USA Today's annual Ad Meter?
Budweiser 1:2
Godaddy.com 3:1 (1 unit, they usually come up with something entertaining)
Pepsi 6:1
McDonald's 9:1
Victoria Secret 8:1

Who will the MVP thank first?
Teammates 2:1
God 5:2 (3 units, assuming it's Tom Brady, he seems like a god-fearing individual)
Family 2:1
Coach 5:1
Doesn't thank anyone 6:1

What will Tom Petty sing last during the halftime show?
Free Falling 2:3
Don't Do Me Like That 5:1
Learning To Fly 12:1
Great Wide Open 9:1
Running Down A Dream 7:5 (4 units, this is his only song that has some relevance to the Super Bowl, hopefully it's not played first though)

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analysis anyone? (my picks are underlined with units in parenthesis)

[Vbsiena]

Lol this is great. I agree GoDaddy.com will have the best/sexiest commerical

[Matt McGuire]

The National Anthem might be rigged on that prop lol

[NoNonsenseCoach]

Doesn't Thanks anyone should have like 100:1 odds. I've never heard a speech where at least someone wasn't thanked.

[Matt McGuire]

Doesn't Thanks anyone should have like 100:1 odds. I've never heard a speech where at least someone wasn't thanked.

Some rich guy could make some serious coin there...

"Hey (whoever is voted MVP right after the game)...if you don't thank anyone I'll give you an extra $200k."

Then he goes and puts $50k on the game (to not look too suspicious) and he wins $50M

[NoNonsenseCoach]

I guess those odds would only work out if it wasn't fixed. I didn't really take that into account.

[jimmyp]

Can we have a competition to come up with the weirdest (phoney) line?

I like this one:
Number of times Eli Manning has the "deer in the headlights look"?
over 4.5 (2 units)

[Phil]

Doesn't Thanks anyone should have like 100:1 odds. I've never heard a speech where at least someone wasn't thanked.

Public is 80% on doesn't thank anyone, bet against the public!

[Adam Mac]

Where these actually on a betting site or are these for your own fun for this forum?