D-Mac Paternity Claim

[jimmyp]

No doubt you've read the blurb, so here's the scene at the McFadden household.

D-Mac: Hi olds, wow combine training was hard today. At least coach don't have me pulling anymore tractors in case I do an ligament like that Ikegwana guy.
D-Mom: You sit your black ass right down here.
D-Mac: Wassup?
D-Dad: Do you know a Tiffany Smith?
D-Mac: Nope.
D-Mom: Well, she says she's had your baby. Trinity Navaeh Smith. Boy, why you hanging around those women who come up with stupid names like Trinity?

[49ersfan]

He hangs around with them for the same reason he forgets to file his paperwork: he's too busy picking agents and doing ads to care.

[starqb14]

if i were mcfadden i'd make babies with like 50 different women. just think of all the future nfl players.

[NoNonsenseCoach]

You'd be broke lol

Child support x 50 > NFL contract.

[jimmyp]

DMac and Marion Jones, those kids would be fast (suspiciously fast).

[Walter]

Can you sign a prenup for having kids with a woman?

[NoNonsenseCoach]

Can you sign a prenup for having kids with a woman?

Lol I think that only works with marriage. Most people don't plan on having kids when they aren't married.

[Walter]

Well, I think you can still sign a law document, saying if you have kids with a certain woman, you don't have to pay her... I think you can make a contract for anything, right?

[NoNonsenseCoach]

Ya I guess. I wasn't sure about the prenup, I was just making an assumption.

If you're contemplating having a baby with a top 5 NFL draft pick and he's trying to get you to sign something like that lol then I dunno what to tell you.

[GridIron NUt]

You'd be broke lol

Child support x 50 > NFL contract.

29 more to go if he wants to catch Travis Henry

[49ersfan]

29 more to go if he wants to catch Travis Henry

ROFL that was hilarious. I hope they never let that scum Henry onto the field. What would be funny is if D-Mac was in the super bowl and on a long breakaway run to win the game when his multiple partners run down from the stands and beat him up.

[NoNonsenseCoach]

29 more to go if he wants to catch Travis Henry

On the field he may be slow, but off the field Travis Henry is the fastest RB in the NFL at making babies with different women.

[Joey_Potter]

If I wanted to make a baby with a pro athlete it would be Diana Taurasi or one of those smokin WNBA women. Fame, kids, gorgeous woman, what's not to love.

[NoNonsenseCoach]

I've only seen a few possessions of a few WNBA games, but I didn't see any women I would call smokin'.... was that sarcastic or did I just not see enough?

[Vbsiena]

I've only seen a few possessions of a few WNBA games, but I didn't see any women I would call smokin'.... was that sarcastic or did I just not see enough?

Yea I really don't think most if not all are hot. Diana Taurasi is gross not really sure what Joey is talking about. The only one who is pretty good looking is Lauren Jackson, but she probably has a bigger **** than all of us.