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    We all know Matt has a raging one for Andre Woodson.

    I think I'm developing one for Vernon Gholston, I mean check out these stats, per Men of the Scarlet and Gray

    Height: 6′4″
    Weight: 265 lbs.
    Bench Press: 455 lbs.
    Bicep circumference: Unknown (The Cray supercomputer on west campus is still working on that number)
    Lawsuits pending: 1, against NBC (Vernon claims that Law and Order are the trademarked names of his left and right biceps)
    2007 TFL’s: 15.5
    2007 Sacks: 14
    # of mothers of said QBs who felt a sharp pain in their uterus after their son was sacked: 14
    # of QBs he made to fill their shorts with excrement: 28 (includes the backup QBs who were watching game film)
    Number of patents he holds: 1 (his sweat is collected into cans and sold under the name Red Bull)
    Records: Single game sacks - 4, for minus 32 yards (the QB is recovering nicely, btw), single season sacks (tie - Mike Vrabel).
    Moves it takes him to win a Connect Four game: 3

    Chuck Norris got sh*t on him!
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    I don't have a man crush on Andre.

    Man crushes on: Michael Jordan (had one since I was a kid) and Andy Roddick though.
    2014-2015 Kentucky Wildcats (38-1)

    Congrats to Wisconsin. Even more congrats to UK haters.

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    • #3
      heath miller

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      • #4
        Andre Woodson, P-diddy.

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        • #5
          brandon jacobs and aaron ross
          NY Giants fan since birth.

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          • #6
            Definitely John Lynch, starting to get hot for Elvis Dumervil too, its nice to see midgets in the NFL.

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            • #7
              Marion the Barberian
              Cowboys Mock GM

              Bring that title back to Big D!

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Matt McGuire View Post
                I don't have a man crush on Andre.

                Man crushes on: Michael Jordan (had one since I was a kid) and Andy Roddick though.
                Yeah, it has elevated into LOVE. LOL, sad, so sad

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                • #9
                  I forgot to mention siena, that my biggest mancrush is of course Mike Mayock.

                  I just about orgasmed when he said D-Mac isn't a top 20 pick in his eyes when a week ago I said he was hands down the most overrated player in this draft...I even called him out on my blog a month ago saying he just might not be the elite prospect that everyone else thinks he is.
                  2014-2015 Kentucky Wildcats (38-1)

                  Congrats to Wisconsin. Even more congrats to UK haters.

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                  • #10
                    Charlie Sheen

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by EL Guapo View Post
                      Charlie Sheen
                      So alcoholic pedophiles that beat women get you off huh?
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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by vbsiena24 View Post
                        So alcoholic pedophiles that beat women get you off huh?

                        Besides the pedophile thing, yes.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by EL Guapo View Post
                          Besides the pedophile thing, yes.
                          I can buy that.
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                          • #14
                            Jim Rome
                            Im not a Cleveland Cavaliers fan....No, I'm a LeBron James fan.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by GridIron NUt View Post
                              Jim Rome
                              I hate Jim Rome. Now JT the Brick, that's a different story.

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