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    ....are in da houses!!

    http://www.walterfootball.com/draft2008emmitt.php

    and it is bloody hilarious....

    Good job Walter!
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  • #2
    A few things confuse me though....

    Should Chicago be selecting Otah when the text only talks about QB Chad Henne?

    And on the Texans it says: "The Texas have to grab that quarterback who can throw the ball good and win the football games." and they select a TE.

    This could just be Emmitts cloudy logics, but I am not sure...
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    • #3
      Its here! Its here!!!!!

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      • #4
        lol that is absolutely brilliant!


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        • #5
          Of course it is Emmitt's stupidity.

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          • #6
            lol I love it.

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            • #7
              THat was great. The best one was the Vikings one.

              "He have speed - once he get onto the open field, nobody can caught him. He have agility - agility is the same thing as speed but different spellings."

              Best line.
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              • #8
                My favorite aspect is that of all the names mentioned, it seems as though T.J. Houshmandzadeh is the only one spelled correctly.

                Nicely done Sir, nicely done!

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                • #9
                  I'm walking down an ugly path with this one... but I actually like the Rashard Mendenhall to NE pick...
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                  • #10
                    dude im sitting in my office with tears streaming down my cheeks i am laughing so hard!!!

                    i love how not a single defensive player goes in the first round!!! hahahahahaa

                    all the player name misspellings are PERFECT
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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by vbsiena24 View Post
                      THat was great. The best one was the Vikings one.

                      "He have speed - once he get onto the open field, nobody can caught him. He have agility - agility is the same thing as speed but different spellings."

                      Best line.
                      Yeah, I agree. The Vikings comment almost made me fall out of my chair.

                      Or as Emmitt would write... "Falls off da coach."
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                      WFB Comments on Vikings @ Steelers Game Rigging
                      PuppyPuncher:"It sure was nice enough of Roger Goodell to let the refs from Ark-Florida officiate the Vikings-Steelers game"
                      NoNonsenseCoach:"As a Steelers fan living in Pittsburgh I can still admit that tripping penalty was a complete ghost call."
                      Simonds:"The tripping call was awful, yes, but there were a number of other absurd calls that went against the Vikings, including a DEFENSIVE delay of game penalty against the Vikings only called after a failed attempt to convert a third and 2 by the Steelers. Even the commentators were utterly floored that the refs made that call."
                      Wraith36444:"A shady tripping call on Minnesota essentially gave the game to the Steelers. The Vikings were the better team, but it is too hard to beat a decent team and the refs. Oh and Harvin is the man."
                      MaineMan:"I have to agree that it was an awful call and that it changed the outcome. Overall a great game by the Vikes and tragic that the well-deserved victory was stolen away like that."
                      PaddyPatriot:"I've seen this play and I have to agree, I can't believe they called it tripping"
                      Johndoe:"You know the officiating is bad when a Steeler's fan, like myself, thinks it was pretty bad."
                      Steelers_Pens_Fan:"I will admit that the whole "tripping" thing probably shouldn't have been a flag."
                      ZN0rseman:"It's great to know that good old fashioned pro football game rigging is still alive and well in America."
                      Klunker18:"I'm with Z on this one. Definitely one of those games that makes you wonder if the NFL wants certain teams to win."
                      TRICKaz"I agree that was a BS call"
                      InjuredReserve:"Have yet to hear anyone say it was the right call. Seems as if the Vikings were cheated a bit."
                      Eagles4Life:"Coaches just need to be able to challenge penalties"
                      EL_Guapo:"The tripping call was bad, the delay of game was stupid Either way, the Vikings showed they are a top team."
                      EllijayFalconsFan:"The tripping penalty was rediculous."
                      Archon095:"Even as a Steeler fan I agree that the call was bull."
                      BroncosCon:"I'm sorry that was a total bull**** call and it changed the outcome of the game. Pittsburgh still won, but it was almost like Denver winning at Cincy."

                      Tony Dungy:"The Vikings are just one bad tripping penalty away from being undefeated.
                      Jon Gruden:"That was just a bad, bad call. It cost the Vikings an important win at Pittsburgh, and it could really hurt them in the post season."

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                      • #12
                        It is actually posted on the rumour mill of profottballtalk. I hope they realise that it is just bogus...

                        http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/...-one-liners-9/
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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Leo Fender View Post
                          It is actually posted on the rumour mill of profottballtalk. I hope they realise that it is just bogus...

                          http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/...-one-liners-9/
                          That was nice of them to give a link to Walter's mock.

                          I'm sure they realize it wasn't emmitt.
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                          • #14
                            LOL glad you like it guys... and yeah those Texans/Bears gaffs are intentional.
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                            • #15
                              Emmitt Smith Mock Draft

                              Probably the most anticipated of all mocks in the universe. Hilairious, as exepcted:

                              http://www.walterfootball.com/draft2008emmitt.php
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