Angry E-mailer of the Day (4/29) - This time a girl!

[Walter]

From Katey:

Your mock drafts are a joke please stop. The 2009 mock draft is even worse than the crap you put out this year.


My response:

Katey,

Thanks for checking out my site.

Care to tell me why you dislike my '09 mock? I'm not sure why you think I put out "crap" this year; I had seven picks right this year, which is more than most of the mocks out there, and equal to how many both Mel Kiper and Todd McShay had correct. For reference purposes, NFL Draft Countdown had 5; NFL.com's Vic Carucci had 5; Draft King had 5; Scout's Notebook had 4...


Thanks for taking the time to e-mail me,

Walt

[Hoofnagle]

I like the simple "you suck, stop doing what you're doing" approach. Doesn't have the same flare as a whacka-doo ranting about how Donnie Avery is a sure fire hall of famer, but it gets the point accross. On the other hand, she seems a little lazy and lacks passion, maybe she's Alan Branch!

[EL Guapo]

I'm turned on

[Walter]

I think you're on to something Hoofnagle... without that passion she must be terrible in bed. Major turnoff.

[Hoofnagle]

Oh come on Walt, you know you'd stick your mock in that draft pool.

[Vbsiena]

I was gonna make a roofie joke but I thought it was too easy.

[animal52]

Oh come on Walt, you know you'd stick your mock in that draft pool.

I'd put it where I knew she would HAVE to shut up.

[lindin66]

It may have been short and sweet but I dont think it was short of any passion. You dont tell someone they are an absolute joke the same way you order from the dollar menu. Maybe she is a woman of few words. I did like Walt's classic high road approach but some times you just got to put a ***** in her place.

[Hoofnagle]

I'd put it where I knew she would HAVE to shut up.

lol she talks out of her ass so..... like my grandpa always said " there's nothin' wrong with a little mud on your stick."

[Hoofnagle]

It may have been short and sweet but I dont think it was short of any passion.

Okay let's compare:

example 1 - Walter, you suck and you're a joke.

example 2 - Walter, I want to cut your head off with a rusty spoon and sew it onto a dog's ass because you're a ***** made fag.

hmmmmm, I wonder which example displays a passionate psycho.

[lindin66]

That is more a demonstration of cleverness than of passion. For all we know she could truly despise Walter, but does not have a strong command of the English language and is thus unable to dazzle us with a crazy rant. Maybe your a joke is all she had in her arsenal.

Ill admit that the latter statement has a tendency towards passion, but at the same time are the long winded and ridiculous statements ever really taken seriously. No, everyone looks has a laugh and thinks they are a nut. Sometimes the shortest of statements can have the most passion. Its really all in their delivery. Which is lost in email.

Although I will give you that the second statement is terrifying and quite phsycotic.

[Vbsiena]

You guys are analyzing this **** too much. She's a woman. Smaller brain then man. It's science.

[Hoofnagle]

Skyrockets in flight......boom.......Afternoon Delight!

[Hoofnagle]

Skyrockets in flight......boom.......Afternoon Delight!

Anchorman reference btw. Yeah we are analyzing her too much, but I am at work and bored. Hmmmm is there an ametuer psycho-analysis forum on the web?

[jimmyp]

I still think "walter the ******" is better. But coming from a "girl" I get so sick and tired of them telling me to stop doing something I'm good at.