NFL All White Person Team

[Joe Skolnik]

Rules: Players have to be atleast half white to be on the team.

Offense
QB:
Peyton Manning Colts
I dont want to get into a Brady/Manning debate here, Im just choosing Manning.

RB: Brian Leonard Rams
One of the toughest positions to get, I chose Leonard because he is one of the only players listed as RB that are white.

RB Nick Goings Panthers
These two team up to be a HB/FB hybrid dual threat.

LT Matt Light Patriots
Yes the patriots O-line wasnt terrific in the Super Bowl, but Light was fantastic for the rest of the season

LG Steve Hutchinson Vikings
One of the best 5 guards in the league.

C Jeff Saturday Colts
Olin Kreutz has been slipping, so Saturday takes the top spot

RG Alan Faneca Jets
Maybe transferring him to the Jets will hurt his stock, but for last season he was the only rock in a crumbling Steelers line

RT Joe Thomas Browns
Yes he's a right tackle, I know, but better than any alternatives.

WR Wes Welker Patriots
Had a fantastic season.

WR Kevin Curtis Eagles
Quietly had a 1100 yard, 77 catch season

TE Jason Witten Dallas
Shockey always gets hurt, so Im going with Witten here

Defense
DE Jared Allen Vikings
DE Patrick Kerney Seahawks
# 1 and 2 in sacks last year.

DT Adam Carriker Rams
DT Chris Hovan Bucs
Yet another Hard position to fill.

OLB Mike Vrable New England
DE/OLB Jason Taylor Miami
Taylor is too good to leave off this team. He is fast enough to stand up, and is half white!

MLB Brian Urlacher
One of the best when healthy

CB Eric Weddle Chargers
CB JR Reed Eagles
BY FAR hardest position to pick. This team is going to have to play cover 2 and play with 4 safties over the top.

S John Lynch Denver
S Stuart Schweigert Raiders
Another very tough position to fill

K Adam Vinatieri
P Shane Lechler
PR/KR JR Reed Eagles


Well the defense is going to have to scheme arround lack of athleticism at cornerback and safety, but the offense will be one of the best in the league, and the ammount of pressure getting to the quarterback will more than offset the lack of athleticism in the defensive backfield.

I would take this team over any in the NFL.


NOTE: I ddnt try real hard to find white defensive backs and DTs Im sure you can find better ones, so please do.

[Matt McGuire]

Caucasian Pride!!!!!

[Vbsiena]

This is the most racist thread ever!

[jimmyp]

Could we see Anthony Gonzalez in here as Welker is never anything more than a slot receiver.

This raised the question: What would be the all-non-white NFL team? Who would be their QB? (McNabb I guess) And who would win? Just remember that they wouldn't really have a good K or P, but no doubt would have better non-QB skill positions.

[jimmyp]

This is the most racist thread ever!

Why?

[Joe Skolnik]

this thread is NOT racist

And the all non-white team would un doubtedly win, but what about a team of neither whites nor blacks on it (Tongy G, Luis Castillo, all the samoan players)

Lack of K/P >>> Lack of defensive backfield.

and Wes Welker is better than Anthony Gonzalez, by a mile, altleast right now

[Nick F.]

I think Moorman should be the P instead of Lechler. Just sayin'. Moorman's better, plus he is probably the whitest person in the frickin' league.

[Matt McGuire]

This thread is racist because white people aren't supposed to take pride in their whiteness lol

[Blazedestin]

I think the all-White team would win, simply because they have the advantage on special teams. Who the hell would be kicking for the other squad?

[Matt McGuire]

I think the all-White team would win, simply because they have the advantage on special teams. Who the hell would be kicking for the other squad?

Justin Medlock...there's a black punter who I forgot the name of.

[Nick F.]

Perhaps Reggie Roby could come out of retirement for the game?

Nah, his leg probably doesn't kick quite that high anymore...

[Blazedestin]

Justin Medlock...there's a black punter who I forgot the name of.

Okay. They get a guy who washed out of the NFL after about fourteen minutes of actual play time. That evens up the odds.

[jimmyp]

I actually think that this could be a cracker of a match-up. Undoubtedly the "non-whites" have the edge on speed. But whoever you put up as QB Manning/Brady is going to be a difference maker, plus of course the value of a good Kicker and Punter gets overlooked. You guys remember the Scifres 65+ cannon that put Manning out of range in the playoffs this year.

[Greg_Haefner]

Caucasian Pride!!!!!

This is my favorite part of this whole thread! It just cracks me up because you say that and then you have a picture of a black guy as your avatar. Irony at it's finest

[jimmyp]

this thread is NOT racist

And the all non-white team would un doubtedly win, but what about a team of neither whites nor blacks on it (Tongy G, Luis Castillo, all the samoan players)

Lack of K/P >>> Lack of defensive backfield.

and Wes Welker is better than Anthony Gonzalez, by a mile, altleast right now

So do you have to be 100% white to count? What about 50%? How does that work? There'd have to be 3 teams. All-white, All-black and the rest. My head's hurting.