The best, most accurate, detailed, and awesome Scouting Report of the Dolphins ever.

[Blazedestin]

http://www.miamiherald.com/dave_barry/story/572700.html

[craigdizzle28]

easiest way to sum up the dolphins as a whole, they suck *****. long, black *****.

[NoNonsenseCoach]

Rose was broadcasting from the porch (or, as they say at Grande Oakes, the porche) and I would conservatively estimate that by 8 a.m. he had consumed 168 cups of coffee.

Did Walter write this? Tell the truth

[Blazedestin]

No one's ever heard of Dave Barry here? You all suck.

[MMONTERO]

Dave Barry is the man. I used to read his column in Washington Post Magazine every week and he was always ****ing hilarious. He's a great comedic journalist - one of the best. This is just another masterpiece from him.

[that1guy54]

easiest way to sum up the dolphins as a whole, they suck *****. long, black *****.

Coming from the guy with Todd McShay as his avatar.....

[IlliniVikeFan23]

And who cares about the Dolphins?

[that1guy54]

And who cares about the Dolphins?

Who cares about the Vikings?

[NoNonsenseCoach]

Who's 7 years old?

[starqb14]

Who's 7 years old?

i'm 40! i'm a man!! come after me! I'm a man!

[Blazedestin]

And who cares about the Dolphins?

You obviously didn't read the article. No one cares about the Dolphins, really. It's just funny.