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    http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/200....ap/index.html

    FAYETTEVILLE, Ark. (AP) -- Jacksonville Jaguars wide receiver Matt Jones faces a felony drug charge in his former college town after police say officers found him cutting up cocaine with a credit card Thursday morning.

    The 25-year-old Jones and two other former Arkansas football players were inside a Toyota SUV in Fayetteville just after 12:40 a.m. Thursday when officers approached. Officers saw a card covered in a white powder in Jones' lap as he used a credit card to scrape it, a police report said.

    Officers opened the door and ordered Jones to put his hands in the air. According to the report, Jones kept his left hand out of view, forcing at least one officer to draw his handgun.

    Jones, 25-year-old Jared Hicks and 26-year-old Benjamin Cook were arrested. Officers say they searched the vehicle and found a plastic bag filled with a white substance that tested positive for cocaine and a jar with possible marijuana residue.

    Officers questioned Jones and he acknowledged the white powder was cocaine, the report said.

    The team was waiting to learn details of the case before commenting.

    "We're trying to investigate that now," Jaguars owner Wayne Weaver said of Jones' arrest. "We don't have all the facts. We will comment on that once we have all the facts."

    Jones was being held Thursday at the Washington County jail on a charge of felony possession of a controlled substance.

    Officers say Hicks had a small plastic straw coated with suspected cocaine behind his ear. Both Cook and Hicks face misdemeanor charges of possession of drug paraphernalia. Neither was in jail Thursday morning, officials said.

    Jones was a star quarterback at Arkansas, throwing for 5,857 yards and running for 2,535. He was a first-round draft pick in 2005, and the Jaguars made him a wide receiver.

    Jones caught 77 passes for 1,075 yards and nine touchdowns in his first two pro seasons, but struggled in 2007. Early last season, Jacksonville coach Jack Del Rio publicly questioned Jones' on-field demeanor, indicating that he was taking plays off and pouting when he didn't get the ball.

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    More jokes for Walter

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    • #3
      Have a feeling he won't be on my fantasy sleepers this year haha.... These players just can't seem to stay out of trouble
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      • #4
        Originally posted by EL Guapo View Post
        More jokes for Walter
        I'm very excited.
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        • #5
          OK, this is how it's gonna go down. Jones is gonna be cut by the Jaguars, too bad so sad. Then, the Eagles will see the opportunity and sign him for $100 a week, with a guaranteed mirror and razor blade.
          We will then hire Jones to become friends with Wes Welker. They're going to movies together, they double-date, they hi-five each other when one of them says something witty. Eventually, they're gonna be in a vehicle by themselves. Jones will, of course, bust out the cocaine. The Eagles will then alert the police of whats happening, resulting in the arrest of both of them. Jones might be suspended for a game or two, big deal. Welker on the other hand, will be cut immediately by the Patriots for allegedly "not paying enough attention to Brady and Belichick."
          The Eagles will snap him up before anyone else. This will result (when Jones gets back) is a receiving corps of Kevin Curtis the speedy deep threat, Matt Jones the physical end zone threat, and Wes Welker the YAC receiver. The corps will be given the nickname "White Lightning" by Charles Davis when he sneaks onto the set of an episode of NFL Gameday, where under no circumstances is he ever allowed, EVER.
          The "White Lightning" will be far too much for defenses to handle, hurling the Eagles into the Super Bowl. The Eagles will win it 64-27, as the Eagles generously let fans in the crowd play the final 5 minutes.
          The Eagles win the next 5 Super Bowls, Charles Davis gets hired to play Barney, McNabb becomes the first black president, Kevin Curtis assumes his alter-ego “The Flash” on a more consistent basis, resulting in a much lower crime rate, Jones and Welker start a cookie store chain called Jones & Welker’s Cookie Emporium, Mike Mayock gets bored and quits Draft Countdown. Commissioner Goodell himself stumbles upon Walter’s site and Walter and Matt are both hired to replace Mayock and Davis. Bin Laden gives himself up and cancer is finally cured. All this because of a little cocaine.
          Last edited by Eagles4Life; 07-10-2008, 04:15 PM.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Eagles4Life View Post
            OK, this is how it's gonna go down. Jones is gonna be cut by the Jaguars, too bad so sad. Then, the Eagles will see the opportunity and sign him for $100 a week, with a guaranteed mirror and razor blade.
            We will then hire Jones to become friends with Wes Welker. They're going to movies together, they double-date, they hi-five each other when one of them says something witty. Eventually, they're gonna be in a vehicle by themselves. Jones will, of course, bust out the cocaine. The Eagles will then alert the police of whats happening, resulting in the arrest of both of them. Jones might be suspended for a game or two, big deal. Welker on the other hand, will be cut immediately by the Patriots for allegedly "not paying enough attention to Brady and Belichick."
            The Eagles will snap him up before anyone else. This will result (when Jones gets back) in a receiving corps of Kevin Curtis the speedy deep threat, Matt Jones the physical end zone threat, and Wes Welker the YAC receiver. The corps will be given the nickname "White Lightning" by Charles Davis when he sneaks onto the set of an episode of NFL Gameday, where under no circumstances is he ever allowed, EVER.
            The "White Lightning" will be far too much for defenses to handle, hurling the Eagles into the Super Bowl. The Eagles will win it 64-27, as the Eagles generously let fans in the crowd play the final 5 minutes.
            The Eagles win the next 5 Super Bowls, Charles Davis gets hired to play Barney, McNabb becomes the first black president, Kevin Curtis assumes his alter-ego “The Flash” on a more consistent basis, resulting in a much lower crime rate, Jones and Welker start a cookie store chain called Jones & Welker’s Cookie Emporium, Mike Mayock gets bored and quits Draft Countdown. Commissioner Goodell himself stumbles upon Walter’s site and Walter and Matt are both hired to replace Mayock and Davis. Bin Laden gives himself up and cancer is finally cured. All this because of a little cocaine.
            Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Eagles4Life View Post
              OK, this is how it's gonna go down. Jones is gonna be cut by the Jaguars, too bad so sad. Then, the Eagles will see the opportunity and sign him for $100 a week, with a guaranteed mirror and razor blade.
              We will then hire Jones to become friends with Wes Welker. They're going to movies together, they double-date, they hi-five each other when one of them says something witty. Eventually, they're gonna be in a vehicle by themselves. Jones will, of course, bust out the cocaine. The Eagles will then alert the police of whats happening, resulting in the arrest of both of them. Jones might be suspended for a game or two, big deal. Welker on the other hand, will be cut immediately by the Patriots for allegedly "not paying enough attention to Brady and Belichick."
              The Eagles will snap him up before anyone else. This will result (when Jones gets back) in a receiving corps of Kevin Curtis the speedy deep threat, Matt Jones the physical end zone threat, and Wes Welker the YAC receiver. The corps will be given the nickname "White Lightning" by Charles Davis when he sneaks onto the set of an episode of NFL Gameday, where under no circumstances is he ever allowed, EVER.
              The "White Lightning" will be far too much for defenses to handle, hurling the Eagles into the Super Bowl. The Eagles will win it 64-27, as the Eagles generously let fans in the crowd play the final 5 minutes.
              The Eagles win the next 5 Super Bowls, Charles Davis gets hired to play Barney, McNabb becomes the first black president, Kevin Curtis assumes his alter-ego “The Flash” on a more consistent basis, resulting in a much lower crime rate, Jones and Welker start a cookie store chain called Jones & Welker’s Cookie Emporium, Mike Mayock gets bored and quits Draft Countdown. Commissioner Goodell himself stumbles upon Walter’s site and Walter and Matt are both hired to replace Mayock and Davis. Bin Laden gives himself up and cancer is finally cured. All this because of a little cocaine.


              Love it

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              • #8
                I think signing Matt Jones to a long term deal and him winning back to back league MVPs is more plausible .

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Eagles4Life View Post
                  OK, this is how it's gonna go down. Jones is gonna be cut by the Jaguars, too bad so sad. Then, the Eagles will see the opportunity and sign him for $100 a week, with a guaranteed mirror and razor blade.
                  We will then hire Jones to become friends with Wes Welker. They're going to movies together, they double-date, they hi-five each other when one of them says something witty. Eventually, they're gonna be in a vehicle by themselves. Jones will, of course, bust out the cocaine. The Eagles will then alert the police of whats happening, resulting in the arrest of both of them. Jones might be suspended for a game or two, big deal. Welker on the other hand, will be cut immediately by the Patriots for allegedly "not paying enough attention to Brady and Belichick."
                  The Eagles will snap him up before anyone else. This will result (when Jones gets back) is a receiving corps of Kevin Curtis the speedy deep threat, Matt Jones the physical end zone threat, and Wes Welker the YAC receiver. The corps will be given the nickname "White Lightning" by Charles Davis when he sneaks onto the set of an episode of NFL Gameday, where under no circumstances is he ever allowed, EVER.
                  The "White Lightning" will be far too much for defenses to handle, hurling the Eagles into the Super Bowl. The Eagles will win it 64-27, as the Eagles generously let fans in the crowd play the final 5 minutes.
                  The Eagles win the next 5 Super Bowls, Charles Davis gets hired to play Barney, McNabb becomes the first black president, Kevin Curtis assumes his alter-ego “The Flash” on a more consistent basis, resulting in a much lower crime rate, Jones and Welker start a cookie store chain called Jones & Welker’s Cookie Emporium, Mike Mayock gets bored and quits Draft Countdown. Commissioner Goodell himself stumbles upon Walter’s site and Walter and Matt are both hired to replace Mayock and Davis. Bin Laden gives himself up and cancer is finally cured. All this because of a little cocaine.
                  Lmfao. Nice dude. White Lightning would be effing sweet

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                  • #10
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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Eagles4Life View Post
                      OK, this is how it's gonna go down. Jones is gonna be cut by the Jaguars, too bad so sad. Then, the Eagles will see the opportunity and sign him for $100 a week, with a guaranteed mirror and razor blade.
                      We will then hire Jones to become friends with Wes Welker. They're going to movies together, they double-date, they hi-five each other when one of them says something witty. Eventually, they're gonna be in a vehicle by themselves. Jones will, of course, bust out the cocaine. The Eagles will then alert the police of whats happening, resulting in the arrest of both of them. Jones might be suspended for a game or two, big deal. Welker on the other hand, will be cut immediately by the Patriots for allegedly "not paying enough attention to Brady and Belichick."
                      The Eagles will snap him up before anyone else. This will result (when Jones gets back) is a receiving corps of Kevin Curtis the speedy deep threat, Matt Jones the physical end zone threat, and Wes Welker the YAC receiver. The corps will be given the nickname "White Lightning" by Charles Davis when he sneaks onto the set of an episode of NFL Gameday, where under no circumstances is he ever allowed, EVER.
                      The "White Lightning" will be far too much for defenses to handle, hurling the Eagles into the Super Bowl. The Eagles will win it 64-27, as the Eagles generously let fans in the crowd play the final 5 minutes.
                      The Eagles win the next 5 Super Bowls, Charles Davis gets hired to play Barney, McNabb becomes the first black president, Kevin Curtis assumes his alter-ego “The Flash” on a more consistent basis, resulting in a much lower crime rate, Jones and Welker start a cookie store chain called Jones & Welker’s Cookie Emporium, Mike Mayock gets bored and quits Draft Countdown. Commissioner Goodell himself stumbles upon Walter’s site and Walter and Matt are both hired to replace Mayock and Davis. Bin Laden gives himself up and cancer is finally cured. All this because of a little cocaine.
                      lol nice.

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                      • #12
                        Nice job E4L.

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                        • #13
                          Thanks.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Eagles4Life View Post
                            Thanks.
                            But one problem...

                            Matt Jones will still suck.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by DraftKidWonder View Post
                              But one problem...

                              Matt Jones will still suck.
                              No way dude. He knows that the $100 is conditional, and if he wants his coke he's gonna have to work for it.

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