Funny Email in my Inbox

[Walter]

Hello, it is Lena.
I find your email in internet and I wished to write to you.
You do not know me... and I do not know you. But I trust in destiny and I hope that destiny give me a chance....
I want to find a kind, honest and clever man. I want to start a relations with him, but here nobody in whom I am interesting...
Maybe you do not want to talk with me... this is ok... But if your trust in destiny, I will waiting for your email.
You may write me here: [email protected]

I hope, I can see your letter soon.
Sincerely,
Lena.

[Walter]

Wowwa weewa sexxxy times

[49ersfan]

I keep getting spam about the typical Nigerian crap, but also winning British lotteries. I hadn't heard about that trend.

[animal52]

Hello, it is Lena.
I find your email in internet and I wished to write to you.
You do not know me... and I do not know you. But I trust in destiny and I hope that destiny give me a chance....
I want to find a kind, honest and clever man. I want to start a relations with him, but here nobody in whom I am interesting...
Maybe you do not want to talk with me... this is ok... But if your trust in destiny, I will waiting for your email.
You may write me here: [email protected]

I hope, I can see your letter soon.
Sincerely,
Lena.

Maybe this is the beginning of a new trend....draft groupies. Why should rock stars have all the fun??

[bills_red]

Maybe this is the beginning of a new trend....draft groupies. Why should rock stars have all the fun??

hahahahahahahaha

(This post took me over 5 min, er)

[Leo Fender]

The only spams I've gotten lately is about online casinos, not even the usual enlarge your p***s spams...

[NoNonsenseCoach]

Hello, it is Lena.
I find your email in internet and I wished to write to you.
You do not know me... and I do not know you. But I trust in destiny and I hope that destiny give me a chance....
I want to find a kind, honest and clever man. I want to start a relations with him, but here nobody in whom I am interesting...
Maybe you do not want to talk with me... this is ok... But if your trust in destiny, I will waiting for your email.
You may write me here: [email protected]

I hope, I can see your letter soon.
Sincerely,
Lena.

Dear Lena,

Thanks for checking out my... uh I mean Thanks for e-mailing me.

I have no interest in you seeing as football is the only lady I need. Thanks for the offer though.

-Walter

P.S. I like your grammar. I'll be making note of it in my Emmitt Smith Anthologies on my site. Good luck with destiny.

[starqb14]

walt, you should fake-tap that fake-*****. god bless fake-sweden!

[jimmyp]

Wow, this thread. So locked. If only I had admin powers.

[Bluto]

I don't know Walt, this chick seems legit. Maybe you should give her a shot?

[Matt McGuire]

its spam for sure. But I bet even Todd McShay is cheating on his wife with his draft groupies.

[Drumsteroo]

its spam for sure. But I bet even Todd McShay's wife is cheating on him with his draft groupies.

Fixed

[wraith36444]

Dude, you better have written her back lol.

Utterly hilarious!!

[republicansexkitten]

Walt, when you call me whining about needing legal advice because your "destiny" gave you the herp or the hiv and you need to know your legal rights, I'm totally going to laugh in your face.

[Walter]

Walt, when you call me whining about needing legal advice because your "destiny" gave you the herp or the hiv and you need to know your legal rights, I'm totally going to laugh in your face.

Hey as long as you give me a discounted hourly rate, I'll be OK