My cousin Steve came up with this:
Majority of girls as being composed of 3 characteristics: Hotness
Crazyiness(which when not crazy, means coolness)
Intelligence.
Since everything in the universe must maintain balance, so do women. If one would place each category on a scale from 0-100, with 50 being the absolute average and 100 being the maximum, girls can not have a combined score of over 150. Consequently, a hotter a girl is, the more crazy or stupid she is. If she is really smart, the uglier and/or crazier she is.
Average girl chart:
0 100
Hot |------+------| =50(Average looking)
Insane |------+------| =50(Relatively sane)
Smart |------+------| =50(normal intelligence)
Hot Stupid girl
0 100
Hot |------------+| =100(Bangin')
Insane |-------+-----| =50(average)
Smart |+------------| =0(Brain dead)
An ideal?
0 100
Hot |---------+---| =75(Good looking/attractive)
Insane |------+------| =50(Avg.)
Smart |--+----------| =25(Not too smart!)
Your worst enemy:
0 100
Hot |-----------+-| =90(Hot enough to whip you)
Insane |-+-----------| =10(Just enough sanity to keep you leashed to the insane *****)
Smart |------+------| =50(Smart enough to plot and destroy)
Majority of girls as being composed of 3 characteristics: Hotness
Crazyiness(which when not crazy, means coolness)
Intelligence.
Since everything in the universe must maintain balance, so do women. If one would place each category on a scale from 0-100, with 50 being the absolute average and 100 being the maximum, girls can not have a combined score of over 150. Consequently, a hotter a girl is, the more crazy or stupid she is. If she is really smart, the uglier and/or crazier she is.
Average girl chart:
0 100
Hot |------+------| =50(Average looking)
Insane |------+------| =50(Relatively sane)
Smart |------+------| =50(normal intelligence)
Hot Stupid girl
0 100
Hot |------------+| =100(Bangin')
Insane |-------+-----| =50(average)
Smart |+------------| =0(Brain dead)
An ideal?
0 100
Hot |---------+---| =75(Good looking/attractive)
Insane |------+------| =50(Avg.)
Smart |--+----------| =25(Not too smart!)
Your worst enemy:
0 100
Hot |-----------+-| =90(Hot enough to whip you)
Insane |-+-----------| =10(Just enough sanity to keep you leashed to the insane *****)
Smart |------+------| =50(Smart enough to plot and destroy)
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