My Cousin Steve's Guide to Women Flow Chart

[Walter]

My cousin Steve came up with this:

Majority of girls as being composed of 3 characteristics: Hotness
Crazyiness(which when not crazy, means coolness)
Intelligence.

Since everything in the universe must maintain balance, so do women. If one would place each category on a scale from 0-100, with 50 being the absolute average and 100 being the maximum, girls can not have a combined score of over 150. Consequently, a hotter a girl is, the more crazy or stupid she is. If she is really smart, the uglier and/or crazier she is.

Average girl chart:
0 100
Hot |------+------| =50(Average looking)
Insane |------+------| =50(Relatively sane)
Smart |------+------| =50(normal intelligence)

Hot Stupid girl
0 100
Hot |------------+| =100(Bangin')
Insane |-------+-----| =50(average)
Smart |+------------| =0(Brain dead)

An ideal?
0 100
Hot |---------+---| =75(Good looking/attractive)
Insane |------+------| =50(Avg.)
Smart |--+----------| =25(Not too smart!)

Your worst enemy:
0 100
Hot |-----------+-| =90(Hot enough to whip you)
Insane |-+-----------| =10(Just enough sanity to keep you leashed to the insane *****)
Smart |------+------| =50(Smart enough to plot and destroy)

[49ersfan]

LOL Walter. I love the your worst enemy one.

[Vbsiena]

Yea we all do want a girl pretty attractive but not too much because you don't want guys to always be eye ****ing your girl, but stupider than you, but not too much so you can't hold a decent conversation. Women are things.