The FODAFST: The Female Observing & Dating Football Scouting Translator

[jimmyp]

I just saw this tonight while working an uneventful night shift:

http://www.nfltouchdown.com/every-ma...e-3rd-edition/

Excuse me if you've read it before, but I thought it was laugh out loud funny.

[Matt McGuire]

Haha that was pretty good.

[jimmyp]

I'm seriously considering converting to a cover-2 defense.

[scar988]

very nice. I found a franchise QB.

[bulldog0123]

Man that was very funny

[dweaver44]

Brilliant

[NoNonsenseCoach]

Hahahahah LOL this is gold!

[NoNonsenseCoach]

I have a Journyman Kicker on my hands right now.

[Matt McGuire]

I have a Journyman Kicker on my hands right now.

You're going to marry a journyman kicker?

NNC DON'T HIT HER WITH THE FRANCHISE TAG PLEASE NOOOOOOOO

[NoNonsenseCoach]

I'd take a huge cap hit if I let her go now.

[Matt McGuire]

I'd take a huge cap hit if I let her go now.

Take a big cap hit on a journeyman kicker?

That's like saying you would take a big cap hit on Martin Gramatica

[NoNonsenseCoach]

Well, if you had to take Gramatica out to dinner every week and you didn't get NFL shared revenue that year then ya, it would be a big cap hit.

[MMONTERO]

You can never really have enough spread quarterbacks =P

[MMONTERO]

Well, if you had to take Gramatica out to dinner every week and you didn't get NFL shared revenue that year then ya, it would be a big cap hit.

Plus, you don't know how many spread quarterbacks you would have to go through, or worse, third-down backs before you actually strike gold again. Then again, like any team, stay on the lookout for a franchise QB. Why does it feel so weird to talk about chicks like this lol

[Vbsiena]

Hmm I can't find a good comparison to the girl I'm dating.

She's like a Blocking TE but she has receiving skills?

She is attractive though but I wouldn't say hot.