The female remote control (hiliarious)

[Matt McGuire]

http://nomarriage.com/remotecontrol.html

This is the remote for men to control women and as soon as it is invented I will pay $100k for this thing however I can afford it.

HAHHAHAHAH I love this (bulldog don't read plz but you gonna read it anyways so what the hell)

[MMONTERO]

Sony should really get on this. If they can find a way to manufacture this cheap they would be tapping into a completely untapped market. Men ages 18-25 who are lonely and spend too much time at home would eat this **** up. I mean, if they could get the price down to about where an iPod is they could really grow into even more of a behemoth company than they are now. Sorry for the rambling but I just finished Business 100 a week ago =P

[fivas14]

Where's the "shut the **** up" button located?

[NoNonsenseCoach]

Where's the "shut the **** up" button located?

It comes out in version 1.1, gotta make you pay for those updates.

This was real funny btw.

[Matt McGuire]

The shut up button is at the top left...how could you make a female remote control w/o one?

[NoNonsenseCoach]

He wants the upgraded button of shut the "****" up.

[Matt McGuire]

lol if you had that remote with Mandy NNC you'd still be with her don't lie.

[MMONTERO]

lol if you had that remote with Mandy NNC you'd still be with her don't lie.

Haha that's harsh...

[NoNonsenseCoach]

It's the truth.

[Matt McGuire]

You'd probably have to upgrade that NNC with a "Leave Me Alone" button...upgrade would be well worth the $1999.99 price tag though.

[49ersfan]

I want that for my girlfriend. Especially the lower part of the remote

[LovemyBills]

why would a guy want a pretend orgasm button on there?

[NoNonsenseCoach]

For when she finishes before you do and you just want her to pretend she's still into it while you keep going. That way you keep 'up' the good work.

[Matt McGuire]

Also notice the website: NoMarriage.com

It has motivated to say I hope I will never get married...at least until I'm 40-45.

[Adam Mac]

Finally got a chance to check this out, I'll take 3 of these please how much!