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  • The female remote control (hiliarious)

    http://nomarriage.com/remotecontrol.html

    This is the remote for men to control women and as soon as it is invented I will pay $100k for this thing however I can afford it.

    HAHHAHAHAH I love this (bulldog don't read plz but you gonna read it anyways so what the hell)
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    Sony should really get on this. If they can find a way to manufacture this cheap they would be tapping into a completely untapped market. Men ages 18-25 who are lonely and spend too much time at home would eat this **** up. I mean, if they could get the price down to about where an iPod is they could really grow into even more of a behemoth company than they are now. Sorry for the rambling but I just finished Business 100 a week ago =P


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    • #3
      Where's the "shut the **** up" button located?

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      • #4
        Originally posted by fivas14 View Post
        Where's the "shut the **** up" button located?
        It comes out in version 1.1, gotta make you pay for those updates.

        This was real funny btw.

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        • #5
          The shut up button is at the top left...how could you make a female remote control w/o one?
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          • #6
            He wants the upgraded button of shut the "****" up.

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            • #7
              lol if you had that remote with Mandy NNC you'd still be with her don't lie.
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              • #8
                Originally posted by Matt McGuire View Post
                lol if you had that remote with Mandy NNC you'd still be with her don't lie.
                Haha that's harsh...


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                • #9
                  It's the truth.

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                  • #10
                    You'd probably have to upgrade that NNC with a "Leave Me Alone" button...upgrade would be well worth the $1999.99 price tag though.
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                    • #11
                      I want that for my girlfriend. Especially the lower part of the remote

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                      • #12
                        why would a guy want a pretend orgasm button on there?

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                        • #13
                          For when she finishes before you do and you just want her to pretend she's still into it while you keep going. That way you keep 'up' the good work.

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                          • #14
                            Also notice the website: NoMarriage.com

                            It has motivated to say I hope I will never get married...at least until I'm 40-45.
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                            • #15
                              Finally got a chance to check this out, I'll take 3 of these please how much!
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