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  • How do you best like your women?

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    With big tatties.
    22.22%
    8
    With an awesome personality. *white text: LOL*
    11.11%
    4
    Like Leelee.
    11.11%
    4
    As masculine as possible.
    2.78%
    1
    With a thick booty.
    25.00%
    9
    Looking like a 16 year old.
    19.44%
    7
    Whatevz. I just want sex.
    8.33%
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    Originally posted by Daniel
    Me and my gun buddies aren't paranoid, but let me tell you about how Hillary's gun squads will come into your home to take away your God-given freedoms and guns, while forcing you to gay marry illegal immigrants and turn your home to Muslim abortion clinics.

    That's how you sound.
    lmao

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    • #3
      I voted. But it's cool. Unlike with my friend Siena here.

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      • #4
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        • #5
          I voted "like a 16 year old" because my girlfriend looks like a teenager. She's in her 20's too.

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          • #6
            I'm pretty lenient when grading all women, but when specifying the perfect woman, it gets very detailed. I prefer a thin build, maybe athletic, but not bulging muscles, petite I guess. Thin waist (at least in comparison to the bust and hips), legs that aren't short or long, legs that look they fit them (almost all woman have shapely legs, so it's really not a requirement). No specifics on arms, but a lot of girls have a chub on their upper arm, a good indicator to tell if they are anorexic thin or healthy thin, so that specific, slight chub is required. Ass not massive, but round and out a tad, boobs don't need to be massive (their is a size limit on boobs for me), but fit very well in my hand (round-ish, do not need to be the same size, but similar). Face is symmetrical, as far as facial proportions, just the average of all women seems to be the most attractive (some study claims so), so that. Hair preferably longer, color doesn't matter.

            Now that's my ideal woman in the physical sense, my preferred woman is jack of all trades type, but the most important features include thinness and a cute face (not listed). This doesn't account for personality, mental stability, and intelligence at all.
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            • #7
              Originally posted by The Kaiser View Post
              I voted "like a 16 year old" because my girlfriend looks like a teenager. She's in her 20's too.
              Not going to lie, I'm a little jelly.
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              • #8
                Originally posted by Vbsiena View Post
                Not going to lie, I'm a little jelly.
                I'm Das Kaiser, I naturally do well.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Vbsiena View Post
                  Not going to lie, I'm a little jelly.
                  Remember, they haven't fucked and they live far away from each other. Pseudo-GF.
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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Link View Post
                    Remember, they haven't fucked and they live far away from each other. Pseudo-GF.
                    Yeah but I know she hasn't fucked anyone else and I can't lose my virginity yet because my VVF brothers need me.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by The Kaiser View Post
                      I voted "like a 16 year old" because my girlfriend looks like a teenager. She's in her 20's too.
                      Yea man, I was like wtf when we had sex. Since I'm 17, it wasn't a big deal.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Vbsiena View Post
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                        Dammit, I was going to make this joke in your honor!

                        Slightly tanned, lighter hair (dark blonde/light brown). Slim, but not skinny. Kind of athletic, if you will. Large chest, smaller, firm butt. And a fondness for the taste of semen

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                        • #13
                          Like my coffee. Cut up and in the freezer

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Hunter View Post
                            Like my coffee. Cut up and in the freezer
                            Aww I thought this was going to be a ScubaSteve joke. You would have gotten lots of kudos from me for it.

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                            • #15
                              Masculine.

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